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[Chemical X]

Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Where the laws do not operate, there is no reality. All of this is unreal.  (could be said about the internet)

 

[prosopis]

“Remember, Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”

― Stephen King

 

[prosopis]

“You think Okay, I get it, I'm prepared for the worst, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that's what ####s you up. That's what kills you.”

― Stephen King, Joyland

 

[MikeIke]

Despite the vast differences it their ages, ethnicity, and religious upbringing, the sexual chemistry between Roberto and Heather was the most amazing he had ever experienced; and for the entirety of the Labor Day weekend they had sex like monkeys on espresso, not those monkeys in the zoo that fling their feces at you, but more like the monkeys in the wild that have those giant red butts, and access to an espresso machine.

Every once in a while, the whole process goes awry, or the toilet malfunctions, and the astronauts have to catch a floating turd.

Truly, those are two great sentences. 

 

[fatness]

Documents state she 'intentionally released her bowels in an upward motion and with purposeful direction at this Deputy — causing said bodily waste to land on the face, arms and legs of this Deputy,'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6174177/Woman-charged-degree-assault-purposefully-projecting-bowels-cop.html

 

[fatness]

Hitler will stand in Peru's municipal elections on October 7 after authorities rejected a bid from Lenin to have him barred.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/hitler-standing-for-peruvian-mayor-after-lenin-objection-dismissed/ar-BBNE14P

 

[GregR]

It was raining when they got to the airport, Florida rain, pissing down warm out of a nowhere sky.

                                                                                  - William Gibson, Mona Lisa Overdrive

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

"It is believed that after Skipwith and Dilpickle won the worst dressed duo award, they celebrated at a local bar near the fish market and contracted the virus from an infected bartender."

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Former US Senate candidate and first Maine resident to catch COVID Max Linn found dead in hot tub after being sued for pulling gun on former aide during cryptocurrency disagreement.

 

[Lehigh98]

"The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone, it is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Old April Fool's joke and maybe I cheated on punctuation to make it fit.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Jack Webb (Joe Friday):

 "She drifted into the room like 98 pounds of warm smoke. Her voice was hot and sticky—like a furnace full of marshmallows."

 

[Runkle]

You’ve never really experienced St. Paddy’s until you’ve done it with a tablet-equipped chimpanzee.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Speaking of chimps, I always thought shopping malls missed the boat when it came to chimp related shops. A chimpcentric store to fulfill the needs of chimps everywhere.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.nhWx9XCExkOwrHG-K2_pGgHaE-?