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[fatness]

A Romanian princess was sentenced Wednesday to probation after apologizing for her role in an Oregon cockfighting enterprise that she said brought shame to her and her family.

http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/lateststatenews/2597002-8/princess-in-cockfighting-case-gets-probation

 

[Riversco]

A Romanian princess was sentenced Wednesday to probation after apologizing for her role in an Oregon cockfighting enterprise that she said brought shame to her and her family.

http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/lateststatenews/2597002-8/princess-in-cockfighting-case-gets-probation

Her Husband is Johnny Walker oursout40:

 

[rockaction]

Just try beating this one.

This one simple trick will get you out of a ticket. Police hate him.

 

[fatness]

The argument escalated, and then one of the men pulled a gun, which is certainly against all the rules of wrestling, and shot the other man in the leg.

http://www.wiod.com/articles/weird-news-104673//argument-over-wrestling-leads-to-shooting-12927533/

 

[Ilov80s]

A Romanian princess was sentenced Wednesday to probation after apologizing for her role in an Oregon cockfighting enterprise that she said brought shame to her and her family.

http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/lateststatenews/2597002-8/princess-in-cockfighting-case-gets-probation

Not what I pictured when I read, "Romanian princess."

 

[fatness]

A Romanian princess was sentenced Wednesday to probation after apologizing for her role in an Oregon cockfighting enterprise that she said brought shame to her and her family.

http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/lateststatenews/2597002-8/princess-in-cockfighting-case-gets-probation

Not what I pictured when I read, "Romanian princess."

Same here. I had a different idea of cockfighting also.

 

[T Bell]

'It was like World War 3': Bar brawl after christening sparks police probe and shocks community

 

[T Bell]

Just try beating this one.

We might just want to concentrate on Florida in this thread.

 

[fatness]

Denmark and the United States have become major suppliers of sperm to British women.

We do our part.

 

[Ilov80s]

http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=16927

"Pouring popping candy under my foreskin was the biggest mistake of my life."

 

[fatness]

Terrill Frank Stoltz sent her a text “stating that he had installed the camera the previous day to watch chickens he was cleaning in the bathtub and forgot to remove it,” charging documents say.

clean chicken link

 

[BustedKnuckles]

“It is only the promise of death that makes life worth living.”
― Robert E. Howard

 

[fatness]

She attempted to boil, bake and cook Sheaffer’s body in an attempt to dispose of the remains.

http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/12/5/angela_stoldt_convic.html

 

[fatness]

A donkey foal which was used to educate young motorists to drive more safely in the New Forest has been killed by a car on a road.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-30342578

 

[fatness]

“Grappling with a drunk zebra is not the easiest thing in the world.”

http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/edmonton/drunk+zebra+costume+walks+into+wrong+duplex/10443947/story.html

 

[Leroy Hoard]

A donkey foal which was used to educate young motorists to drive more safely in the New Forest has been killed by a car on a road.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-30342578

That will teach them?

 

[fatness]

Fifteen people have been arrested in Beijing in connection with a prostitution ring which used websites to connect young mothers with men who paid to be breastfed by them.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chinese-police-break-adult-breastfeeding-prostitution-ring-1481180

 

[fatness]

Police are searching for “poopgangsta” in connection with the Christmas Eve shooting of a victim inside an Ohio nightclub.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ohio-cops-hunt-for-poopgangsta-576432

 

[flysack]

"Vanilla Ice to play Mark Twain in Adam Sandler's first Netflix movie."

http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/adam-sandler-vanilla-ice-netflix/

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"Vanilla Ice to play Mark Twain in Adam Sandler's first Netflix movie."

http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/adam-sandler-vanilla-ice-netflix/

Awesome.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I spent four infected wounds on fantasy map-making software.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

''What it was was''

 

[flysack]

Floating Strip Club Accused Of Dumping Poop Into Harbor

 

[flysack]

School For Strippers Closes Due To Noise Complaints

link

 

[Leroy Hoard]

School For Strippers Closes Due To Noise Complaints

link

"the company provides "coaching and ongoing employment to promising young strippers.""

 

[Plainfield John]

"Her lawyer calls the poo delivery a form of free expression, protected by the First Amendment."

http://m.pantagraph.com/news/weird-news/prof-mails-feces-to-congresswoman/article_976004ec-274b-5dab-a982-4a427c59cd43.html?mobile_touch=true

 

[MikeIke]

"Pritchard stripped off, before climbing onto the seats and urinating on Rocky IV actor Dolph Lundgren."

Link

 

[Anarchy99]

Quagmire's Cross Country Tour . . . Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in country?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Betty had eyes that said come here, lips that said kiss me, arms and torso that said hold me all night long, but the rest of her body said, “Fillet me, cover me in cornmeal, and fry me in peanut oil”; romance wasn’t easy for a mermaid.

 

[Sinn Fein]

LONDON — A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Those more receptive to bull#### are less reflective, lower in cognitive ability (i.e., verbal and fluid intelligence, numeracy), are more prone to ontological confusions and conspiratorial ideation, are more likely to hold religious and paranormal beliefs, and are more likely to endorse complementary and alternative medicine.

 

[Mister CIA]

Sadly sorta like a soap opera.

 

[fatness]

Granddad, who was 4-foot-long and weighed 25 pounds, had stopped eating and started showing signs of organ failure.

here

 

[The Indestructible]

This article is full of great sentences, but this one is my favorite:

According to a report by Politico, corned-beef dirigible Donald Trump, a skill-free inheritance baby with a virtually unbroken lifelong track record of incompetence and failure, has found that running the United States government is a tougher job than lending his name to mail-order steak delivery scams run by other people. 

 

[fatness]

Glory Hole brings curious visitors to Whiskeytown Lake

http://www.redding.com/story/news/2017/02/21/water-flows-over-glory-hole-whiskeytown-lake/98233462/

 

[MikeIke]

I saw this in a FBG thread and immediately thought of this thread  :

Was at a buddies house and the four of us decided to to skate without skates on his frozen pool. 

@SameSongNDance

 

[fatness]

A drunk man in China was rushed to hospital after he put two live fish into his ######.

That filter is heinous.

 

[The Captain]

The night was moist

 

[The Duff Man]

My 9 yr old to wife and I while we kissed:

It sounds like you two are trying to chew the same piece of gum. 

 

[fatness]

These were conducted at three different table heights and he testified that he was able to feel Kunynetz’s penis at all three heights.

 

[fatness]

A New York park honoring President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who used a wheelchair for years, is not fully accessible to disabled people.

 

[fatness]

Isabel Young was heartbroken when she lost her class ring in a sea of balls.

 

[fatness]

The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain.

 

[fatness]

He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/15/pastor-trying-to-prove-how-jesus-walked-on-water-gets-eaten-by-crocodile-6637431

 

[GregR]

"Like, Jessica Chastain is not known for her UCB improv," Duplass says, "Yeah, but good God, she can play an Eastern European turkey."

 

[GregR]

White House Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, in an off-camera press briefing that took place during Comey's testimony, said the president is "not a liar."

 

[fatness]

Should a former dominatrix who appeared in bondage movies for pay be allowed to work as a Hudson County sheriff's officer?

link

 

[fatness]

Attack of the Hog People, was extremely well received by large and enthusiastic Decker audiences

link

I saw this is 1974 and I didn't waste commas to do it..

 

[The Indestructible]

A Nova Scotia man says he was young and immature and generally unaware of the aggressive nature of West Coast seagulls when he left a suitcase of pepperoni near an open hotel window.

link

 

[GregR]

Every once in a while, the whole process goes awry, or the toilet malfunctions, and the astronauts have to catch a floating turd.