I’m going to jump in here if you guys don’t mind. I’m just going to pound these out and I know I’ll miss some and take wrong tracks, but I didn’t want to miss out on this all together. And since I’m breaking the rules I might as well not be shy about it. I’m not jumping in at the end. I’m jumping in at the beginning.
Sebowski 1.1 - NOFX – The Decline
https://youtu.be/qnFVMkTWaBw
Ok, another rule broken. This was already taken. Last one I promise probably. This might be the greatest song ever written. I loe how the melodies tease each other throughout the song. And it does another thing I always love way too much in songs. It doesn’t have a chorus. I love creative song writing and that is always a great sign for me. This song is a mood changer. And a time-killer. When I want to hear this song, nothing else will do.
2.## - Ramones – Oh, Oh, I Love Her So
https://youtu.be/X_-bVec4eOI
I decided not to overthink this draft. I just don’t have the time to do it justice. When people say “The Ramones thought they were going to be The Beach Boys”, this song that shows it. “We met at the Burger King / Fell in love by the soda machine” longing for innocence and naivety is just as punk as grit and spit. So I’ll take this is my Ramones song.
3.## - Operation Ivy – Freeze Up
https://youtu.be/WuTQeu0w9Aw
Need an Op Ivy song and this one kicks ###. One that could have been written this morning, but it was 1989 for cris sakes.
4.## - Screeching Weasel – My Brain Hurts
https://youtu.be/mhyldG4kLro
This is another “not going to over think this”. There are probably Weasel songs I like better and I amy regret this if that’s a sing, but that’s the song that got me running back in the mosh pit when I shouldn’t be doing those things anymore.
5.## Fifteen – C (Tion)
https://youtu.be/oZTwFCv3zSM
Holy crap this draft is hard as ####, AF. I’ve never done one of these. How do you pick just one song? This actually makes my brain hurt. Jeff Ott probably deserves his own thread. I can’t do him justice. Just trying to share his brilliance. This is a slice.
6.## - Dead Boys – Ain’t Nothin To Do
https://youtu.be/t3n4wVajpn0
Last few pages had high school year book stories. I quoted this one on my page. I got on out of there. Weren’t nothing to do. That reminds me, I need to go back and visit. Really loved it there….
7.## - Johnny Thunders - In Cold Blood
https://youtu.be/0s6IRVBFgOo
This needs more Johnny Thunders. We all need more Johnny Thunders. Here he is probably after he and Dee Dee were hanging out. Holy #### he’s ####ed up here.
8.## - Dee Dee Ramone – I’m Making Monsters for My Friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBV_uQQj9EQ
Dee Dee is as much “an idol” to me as whatever that word means. This album showed his potential in the solo world. His demons were too much though and the rest of his solo stuff just didn’t live up. I wanted to link the whole album, so I just took the opening track. You’ll hear a bunch of songs on here The Ramones covered. Wonder if the title track is about Johnny? “You’re an artificial phony and a big instigator. Maybe if you just drank some beer you’d just go to sleep”
9.## - Motörhead – Killed by Death
https://youtu.be/FL7-sbiGlzw
RIP
10.## - The Clash – Death or Glory
https://youtu.be/MwzMuuGOsVI
So many to choose from. This is my go-to on the juke. Nice and anthematic.
11.## The Copyrights – Such a Drag
https://youtu.be/LwVaoA1iVEo
I’m basically obsessed with these guys. I swear the songs were written from the corners of my subconscious. This one sums up their energy and their existential sensibilities as good as the others. “Running after carrots on a stick. One day you finally catch up to it. And it tastes. Just like. A carrot.”
12.## The Lillingtons – X-Ray Specs
https://youtu.be/_HpWX0ANd0E
I can only pick just one? Oh Jesus. I’ll take this comic book inspired sing-along-er. And because I can see through your bull#### with my x-ray specs.
13.## Teenage Bottlerocket – Nothing Else Matters (When I’m With You)
https://youtu.be/YdRrN4xQ8zk
Hard to just pick one from these guys too. I like the weird song structure on this one. Fun theme too stealing a Metallica title and then using a bunch of Metallica titles as lyrics. Oh ####! No one tell Metallica! You guys aren’t narcs, are you? You’d have to tell me if you were you know.
14.## Rancid – Fall Back Down
https://youtu.be/CinJuVtdp3Y
This is peak song writing. He created something really beautiful out of what seemed a really tough time. I love Tim and I love this song.
15.## The Sex Pistols – Pretty Vacant
https://youtu.be/VcauCclfytI
Are these guys underrated again? I feel like sometimes they are and sometimes they are just cool to call underrated.. This is my “this is the Sex Pistols” song.
16.## The Misfits – Bullet
https://youtu.be/AiTgDBNQ3lU
####. Actually if I thought of this one and didn’t want to break the rules this might be my 1.1 My jump-out absolutely favorite song from a favorite band. Masterbate me.
17.## The Undead – All You Need is Love
https://youtu.be/KW68xAgh1jQ
My cover song. Kicked out of The Misfits Bobby Steele is now Undead. This is another song where if the bassline earworms me, I just have to listen to it.
18. ## The Vindictives – Structure and Function
One of those bands that I completely love, but I totally get when people are like “WTF?” This is one of their catchiests, and you’ve probably noticed I like catchy.
19.## The Travoltas – Can’t Be Wrong
https://youtu.be/KVPv2rOfssU
Crap. I’m almost out of picks and I haven’t picked one of my favorite bands ever yet.. These guys are The Ramones if The Ramones got talked in to trying one of Jeff Goldblum’s space machines and they didn’t realizing The Beach Boys were already in the space machine so when they came out of the space machine they were mutated with The Beach Boys. And they are from The Netherlands. I linked what might be my favorite song of theirs upthread so I’ll go with the opening track of their most complete album, Modern World (produced by Marky Ramone). ‘That the sun. Makes me smile. That it makes me want to write this song. And when I feel the ocean breeze. The life on the beach. I know I can’t be wrong.”
20.## Minutemen – #### From an Old Notebook
https://youtu.be/7zjcut9IQRM
Not a chance I don’t take these guys. This whole album is one big poem if you ask me. Just love it start to finish.
21.## Television – Little Johnny Jewel (Live)
https://youtu.be/9dEv6XU1Dsw
I mentioned this song in a story about Mike Watt. Feel like it fits perfectly here as the bonus 21st pick. It is actually almost as long as The Decline, so watch out.
Ok, Immediately regretting not taking some bands…. Damnit. Oh well. I’m going to leave this alone. Props to all of you for doing this. It was really fun. Hope me jumping in didn't ruin anything. Don't expect this to be added to the master list. Just needed the exercise after lurking in on a few of these. Damn this is tough.