MattFancy
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Saw that this morning. I mean, not smart thinking on the parents' part. How are you ever going to top this? They set the bar way too high now.
Saw that this morning. I mean, not smart thinking on the parents' part. How are you ever going to top this? They set the bar way too high now.
I wish my in laws would stay in their trailers.
First thought that came to mind regarding the "habitual traffic offender" tag the FL DOT coined for the offender, as driving on a suspended license is this cat's MO: https://cdn.meme.am/instances/58354547.jpg
Deserves its own thread.
Powder donuts are the 2nd leading cause of police-citizen fatality.
Who better to identify donut glaze as donut glaze other than cops?
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article95896387.htmlSomething made a young man go mad.
He viciously stabbed a married couple twice his age, plus a neighbor who tried to intervene, deputies said. They found him crouched over the bleeding body of the man, biting chunks of his face off.
Martin County Sheriff William Snyder told reporters his deputies found the suspect late Monday in the driveway of a Tequesta home. Officers tried to pull the suspect off the victim to no avail.
“They used as much force as they physically were able to,” he said.
Even a police dog couldn’t get the man to release his victim.
Finally, cops wrenched the suspect off the dead man. Inside the home they found his wife, also stabbed to death. The reason for the argument, or its fatal turn, is still unclear, as is the exact nature of the relationship between the victims and the suspect.
“They clearly knew each other,” Snyder said.
The neighbor who called 911 rushed to help the victim, Snyder said, but he was stabbed as well. He underwent surgery early Tuesday morning.
The suspect, who originally gave police a fake name, is being treated in a hospital in Palm Beach County.
The gory details mirror the infamous Miami face-eater case, a random and horrific attack on a homeless man that made international news and spawned countless jokes about zombies and bath salts. Contrary to popular belief, Rudy Eugene, the “causeway face attacker” only had marijuana in his system. And unlike the Tequesta couple, his victim lived.
Snyder told reporters he can’t be sure if Moore was on any drugs until the toxicology report comes back, but said he “wouldn’t be surprised” if Flakka was involved.
Flakka, which has been linked to many drug overdoses and bizarre behavior, is a psychoactive stimulant technically known as alpha-PVP.
Deputies are waiting on a judge to OK a search warrant before they conduct an in-depth, forensic search of the home.
Deputies are looking for an associate of the suspect, Ivy Stevens. Snyder said she might be “an ex-girlfriend or something.”
“I think once we find the missing female... things will start to clear up,” he said.
Don't mess with Mama Bare.
You too? WTH with this thread?This board must have been designed in Florida.
That must have been a pretty bad turkey call to be shot for being a deer.http://www.newser.com/story/182522/hunter-mistakes-man-for-deer-shoots-him-twice.html
Are there #### deer and hen deer in Florida?
TAMPA, Fla. - Police say a Florida man asking if a bulletproof vest "still worked" was fatally shot by his cousin.
A Tampa police report says 23-year-old Joaquin Mendez put on the vest late Saturday and "wondered aloud whether it still worked."
Police say his cousin, 24-year-old Alexandro Garibaldi, pulled out a gun and responded, "Let's see."
Officers found Mendez outside the house with a gunshot wound in his chest. Mendez died at a hospital.
According to the report, Garibaldi initially told officers he found his wounded cousin after hearing a gunshot. However, police say a witness described Garibaldi shooting Mendez.
Police say the vest was found inside the house with a gunshot.
Garibaldi was held Sunday without bond on a manslaughter charge. Hillsborough County jail records didn't show whether he had an attorney.
They used to test armor that way. Make the smith wear it and shoot a musket at it. It cut down on charlatans making non functioning armor a lotJaxBill said:Well that's one way to find out
"The driver, wearing a baseball hat backward..."Florida Man gets charged with assault with a deadly weapon for throwing an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys/?utm_term=.0f49eddcf996
This is Florida in a nutshell. Wow.Totally shocked when I found out this happened in Florida of all places.....
http://nypost.com/2016/10/02/girl-finds-out-she-married-her-lottery-winning-grandpa-stays-with-him-anyway/
As for me and grandpa, we believe.
I wonder if he got the idea from Grand Theft Auto V.Tackling Dummies said:Florida Man Financial Genius: Bomb Target stores, buy stock at reduced price, get PAID
I'd like to think that this scheme would be on the Mount Rushmore of Florida Things, but I'm not sure.
Pinellas County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri said it began Wednesday when 24-year-old Jeffrey Falsey asked his mother to get him doughnuts. When Susan DiFabbio refused, her son became angry. She called for help.
What's ironic is the donut place would have had police that could have helped her.
There's a lot of holes in that story.What's ironic is the donut place would have had police that could have helped her.
The sheriff says
Falsey has mental health issues and had a “significant amount of firearms.”