Top 5 Christmas Movies (1 Viewer)

[Evilgrin 72]

"Every year, you get worse. More booze. More bull####. More buttf###ing."

"Sure... The three b's."

 

[avoiding injuries]

This year I've watched:

The Santa Clause 2

Home Alone

Home Alone 2

Jingle All the Way

Elf

 

[fantasycurse42]

If Christmas Vacation isn't in your top 5, I'm not interested in your other 4.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Watching Bad Santa now. Every scene with Bernie Mac and John Ritter is amazing.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Watching Bad Santa now. Every scene with Bernie Mac and John Ritter is amazing.

Was amazing.

 

[flapgreen]

Merry Christmas.... ####ter was full!

 

[flapgreen]

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

 

[Politician Spock]

Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.

Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?

Uncle Lewis: Great Scott, did the room clear out, Bethany? No way, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.

 

[elguapo07]

Keep the change you filthy animal.

 

[flapgreen]

Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

 

[John Bender]

Watching Bad Santa now. Every scene with Bernie Mac and John Ritter is amazing.

the best

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Watching Bad Santa now. Every scene with Bernie Mac and John Ritter is amazing.

the best

I have to say it, Bad Santa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Christmas Vacation

 

[JShare87]

Watching Bad Santa now. Every scene with Bernie Mac and John Ritter is amazing.

B*tch, b*tch, f*ckin broad.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Watching Bad Santa now. Every scene with Bernie Mac and John Ritter is amazing.

the best

I have to say it, Bad Santa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Christmas Vacation

not enough >s

 

[mr roboto]

Some can only laugh at potty language...

 

[NCCommish]

Christmas Vacation is a classic.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Christmas Vacation is a classic.

...for me to poop on.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Some can only laugh at potty language...

And yet the "funniest" lines people are quoting from Xmas Vacation are riddled with profanity.

 

[mr roboto]

Some can only laugh at potty language...

And yet the "funniest" lines people are quoting from Xmas Vacation are riddled with profanity.

Huh?

 

[Politician Spock]

Ruby Sue: Rocky bit my thumb. Him's nervous because Christmas is almost here.

Clark: Nervous or excited?

Ruby Sue: ####ting bricks.

Clark: You shouldn't use that word.

Ruby Sue: Sorry. ####ting rocks.

 

[NCCommish]

Christmas Vacation is a classic.

...for me to poop on.

Hell of a lot better than that saccharine waste of time known as a Wonderful Life.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Christmas Vacation is a classic.

...for me to poop on.

Hell of a lot better than that saccharine waste of time known as a Wonderful Life.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Some can only laugh at potty language...

And yet the "funniest" lines people are quoting from Xmas Vacation are riddled with profanity.

Huh?

Merry Christmas.... ####ter was full!

 

[Politician Spock]

Some can only laugh at potty language...

And yet the "funniest" lines people are quoting from Xmas Vacation are riddled with profanity.

Huh?

Merry Christmas.... ####ter was full!

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.

Mary: That's my name.

Clark: No ####.

 

[CurlyNight]

Christmas Vacation. That's it for me.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Some can only laugh at potty language...

Or potty humor.

 

[joffer]

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, EXCEPT the four #######s coming in through rear in standard two by two cover formation..

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

The circuits that cannot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I.

 

[PIK95]

Is Gremlins a Christmas movie?

Yes.

 

[joffer]

Now I have a machine gun.....HO...HO...HO..

 

[KarmaPolice]

Is Gremlins a Christmas movie?

Yes.

 

[bierfiend]

elf

love actually

a Christmas story

scrooged

it's a wonderful life

trading places

 

[MAC_32]

1. Bad Santa

2. Die Hard

3. Christmas Story

4.Trading Places

5. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

I wanted to put Elf in there somewhere, just no room

In 2015...1. Elf

2. Bad Santa

3. XMas Vacation

4. Christmas Story

5. Die Hard

Trading places is getting bumped this year. Elf seems to get funnier.

your amended list is on point. Order is wrong but you got the right 5.

 

[Anarchy99]

Does Lethal Weapon qualify?

 

[flapgreen]

Yes

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Love Die Hard but just because it takes place during Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas movie.

I'll go with Die Hard.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

Die Hard

Trapped in Paradise

The Ref

Bad Santa

Scrooged

 

[CurlyNight]

Die Hard

Trapped in Paradise

The Ref

Bad Santa

Scrooged

Forgot about this. Love Bill Murray.

 

[JohnnyU]

1. Bad Santa

2. Die Hard

3. Christmas Story

4.Trading Places

5. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

I wanted to put Elf in there somewhere, just no room

In 2015...1. Elf

2. Bad Santa

3. XMas Vacation

4. Christmas Story

5. Die Hard

Trading places is getting bumped this year. Elf seems to get funnier.

your amended list is on point. Order is wrong but you got the right 5.

Die Hard is hardly a Christmas movie..

1) Christmas Story

2) Christmas Vacation

2) Home Alone

4) Polar Express

5) The Santa Clause

 

[flapgreen]

Die Hard

Trapped in Paradise

The Ref

Bad Santa

Scrooged

Forgot about this. Love Bill Murray.

Me too. Great!

 

[McGarnicle]

Watched Die Hard today because of this thread. It's been at least a decade, probably more. Amazing how cheesy the dialogue seems now, but still one of the best action flicks ever.

 

[EYLive]

Love Actually... 11 damn years in a row.

 

[John Bender]

Watched Die Hard today because of this thread. It's been at least a decade, probably more. Amazing how cheesy the dialogue seems now, but still one of the best action flicks ever.

It's just amazing.

And Die Hard 2 is actually stomach-able if it comes on late night when you can't sleep on one of the premium channels.

 

[flapgreen]

Watched Die Hard today because of this thread. It's been at least a decade, probably more. Amazing how cheesy the dialogue seems now, but still one of the best action flicks ever.

Definitely

 

[joffer]

Watched Die Hard today because of this thread. It's been at least a decade, probably more. Amazing how cheesy the dialogue seems now, but still one of the best action flicks ever.

Definitely

watched it again last night. Top 3 all time action movie with Aliens and T2

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just stop

 

[McGarnicle]

Just stop

Welcome to the party, pal.

 

[krista4]

Just stop

More of a Miracle on 34th Street kind of guy?

Watching Bad Santa right now. Doesn't get better than that.

 

[PIK95]

Watched Die Hard today because of this thread. It's been at least a decade, probably more. Amazing how cheesy the dialogue seems now, but still one of the best action flicks ever.

Just finishing it now. Is Let it Snow actually a Christmas Song?