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I don't care what anyone says ... the "coaching people not to be their parents" is so solid.

The dude that blurts out "blue!" like it was building pressure up inside of him until he bursts deserves an emmy.

Cookie Monster and Siri

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11 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

I don't care what anyone says ...

the "coaching people not to be their parents" is so solid.

Simultaneously insulting and funny.

There's nothing wrong with idle chit chat with another human being.

But geeze...how hard IS it to learn how to use a phone!?

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22 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said:

Simultaneously insulting and funny.

There's nothing wrong with idle chit chat with another human being.

But geeze...how hard IS it to learn how to use a phone!?

The couch covered in throw pillows to the point you can't even sit, hits hard.

And, "who else reads books about submarines?"    My Dad.   Yes.   :lmao:

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On 12/4/2020 at 10:38 AM, offdee said:

The couch covered in throw pillows to the point you can't even sit, hits hard.

And, "who else reads books about submarines?"    My Dad.   Yes.   :lmao:

Hey submarines are kind of interesting.

 

Oh.

 

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On 12/4/2020 at 6:33 AM, Bull Dozier said:

The dude that blurts out "blue!" like it was building pressure up inside of him until he bursts deserves an emmy.

We use that all the time now.....something odd happens and someone blurts out blue.....it happened last time a buddy and I were at Home Depot....there was actually someone with blue hair.  We couldn't help ourselves. 

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14 hours ago, Gally said:

We use that all the time now.....something odd happens and someone blurts out blue.....it happened last time a buddy and I were at Home Depot....there was actually someone with blue hair.  We couldn't help ourselves. 

That's awesome.  Will have to steal that.  I'm in need of some new shtick.

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"if you're looking for a grout brush, this is the..."

"did he ask for your help?"

"no... no."  

The way he looks at the guy and says "no" with the disappointment in his eyes... he so wanted to talk him into a quality grout brush.  With his white sneakers, khaki pants and dad's wind breaker jacket.  Love that guy.  

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18 minutes ago, Bull Dozier said:

That's awesome.  Will have to steal that.  I'm in need of some new shtick.

When I first started doing it more often my kids just shook their head in embarrassment (typical dad joke).......now they are doing it too.  It's awesome.   It always cracks up anybody around that has seen the commercial (which is most everyone now).  Sometimes you will get a look like they know that is from something but can't quite place it but then when you remind them they start cracking up..........and then they start doing it.  

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2 hours ago, Jayrok said:

"if you're looking for a grout brush, this is the..."

"did he ask for your help?"

"no... no."  

The way he looks at the guy and says "no" with the disappointment in his eyes... he so wanted to talk him into a quality grout brush.  With his white sneakers, khaki pants and dad's wind breaker jacket.  Love that guy.  

"Sorry, my phone doesn't have a mute button"

"They all have a mute button"   (circles the top left corner in the big pre-drawn phone diagram)   

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6 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

I have been using the "I'M HAVING A BIG LUNCH AND JUST A SNACK FOR DINNER" anytime we are talking about what to eat.  

Another nuance to use is whenever there is something going on and everyone is just kind of dumbfounded I start saying  "We all see it.........we all see it" and then of course someone does the "BLUE!" blurt out soon after......

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10 hours ago, Gally said:

When I first started doing it more often my kids just shook their head in embarrassment (typical dad joke).......now they are doing it too.  It's awesome.   It always cracks up anybody around that has seen the commercial (which is most everyone now).  Sometimes you will get a look like they know that is from something but can't quite place it but then when you remind them they start cracking up..........and then they start doing it.  

Let's say someone you knew hadn't. What link would you give them so they could see it and know WTF everyone was talking about?

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I LOVE the Modelo commercials. I don't drink beer but if I did, I prob would drink Modelo just because of them. 

Also, I HATE the Corona commercials with whoever that guy is and Snoop. 

Another one I LOVE is the Mark Hamill and Patrick Stewart Uber Eats commercials. My 5 year old still repeats it "I am my Daddy.... wait, what?" 

I HATE the Uber Eats with Simone Biles and whoever that guy is. It is a shame, Simone is such an awesome athlete and that is the best that they could come up with her? Sad. 

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I'm not sure if this belongs in the best or worst commercials thread, but I always laugh at the end of EVERY drug commercial when they say "do not take XXX if you are allergic to XXX"

NO ####????

BRILLIANT!!

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8 minutes ago, Caesar said:

I'm not sure if this belongs in the best or worst commercials thread, but I always laugh at the end of EVERY drug commercial when they say "do not take XXX if you are allergic to XXX"

NO ####????

BRILLIANT!!

 

Thank a lawyer.

 

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On 12/8/2020 at 9:46 PM, Gally said:

That commercial has me catching and stopping myself from doing similar. The other day at the supermarket, the total came out to 1064 and I almost said to the cashier "hey, that was my street address growing up" I heard that guys voice saying "she doesn't care, no one cares about that"

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5 minutes ago, jamny said:

That commercial has me catching and stopping myself from doing similar. The other day at the supermarket, the total came out to 1064 and I almost said to the cashier "hey, that was my street address growing up" I heard that guys voice saying "she doesn't care, no one cares about that"

Reminds me of the thrill I first get when the pretty young cashier punches in my birthdate a good ten years younger than I am when buying alcohol.  Then later I realize that's probably her dad's birthday.  

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2 hours ago, Caesar said:

I'm not sure if this belongs in the best or worst commercials thread, but I always laugh at the end of EVERY drug commercial when they say "do not take XXX if you are allergic to XXX"

NO ####????

BRILLIANT!!

Worst commercials thread FTW

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2 hours ago, jamny said:

That commercial has me catching and stopping myself from doing similar. The other day at the supermarket, the total came out to 1064 and I almost said to the cashier "hey, that was my street address growing up" I heard that guys voice saying "she doesn't care, no one cares about that"

:lol:  That is SO something I would do.  Which makes me sad because I'm obviously turning into these guys in the commercial.  

 

 

 

 

 

BLUE!

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35 minutes ago, Tom Servo said:

Yes. 

Please move that post to the "least" favorite commercials thread.  It can come back if they do a rewrite and the family is actually clogging.

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21 hours ago, Binky The Doormat said:

that is one of your favorites?  

of the geico commercials, yes.  simply because they do the kid & play dance at the end.  

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BLUE!  Gets a good giggle out of me every time.

Those commercials are the gold standard right now.   I pretty much hate everything else.

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On 1/3/2021 at 12:12 PM, Chemical X said:

of the geico commercials, yes.  simply because they do the kid & play dance at the end.  

I'll probably flip and start hating this commercial if it gets a long run (much as with the original song), but "scoop there it is" with the adjusted lyrics naming different ice cream flavors, chocolata chocolata, with "sprinkles!" at the end is making me giggle right now. Cleverly done.

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On 1/5/2021 at 3:10 PM, nirad3 said:

BLUE!  Gets a good giggle out of me every time.

Those commercials are the gold standard right now.   I pretty much hate everything else.

New one during the Bills/Colts!

 

"The waiter doesn't need to know your name" :lmao:

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