Thorn
Footballguy
pffffftI go through two of these a week*, you'll be fine.*I've slowed down lately.
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shamwow!
Footballguy
Oof. The wine in the middle was NOT a good playcall.I've actually been on a pretty good run of drunken weekends. Like people having to remind me what happened levels of drunkenness. But I've been coming out unscathed the next morning.Im going to guess that the vodka, then wine, then scotch progression the night took wasn't a very good idea.I go through two of these a week*, you'll be fine.*I've slowed down lately.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Not sure if "horror" is the right word. It's a lot of things. At first it seems like a fun coming-of-age teen comedy. Then #### gets dark. Then it gets REAL dark. Very unpredictable. I mean there's one character who you think is going to be one of the heroes in this thing, and he just blows it massively.The ending is really strange. Felt like a cop-out/deus ex machina to get there. But the action scenes are filmed really well.
cosjobs
Footballguy
That 'stache starting to show yet?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Britney Spears
guest speaker
11th or 14th open? I have my little guy on Wednesdays & Thursdays...
SofaKings
Footballguy
Wait...you're divorced???
Britney Spears
guest speaker
I know this is strange, but I've never known so much detail and honesty about someone battling cancer (despite both my grandparents dying from lung cancer). It's really heartbreaking and eye opening despite the fact I have never interacted with UH before, and I have started to really look forward to the updates in hopes for positive news. UH's attitude is really inspiring. I would not be so strong.
Britney Spears
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This pretty much describes me exactly. This kid is awesome, but he's a terror and outsmarts me already (cue jokes).
Bogart
Footballguy
No. But UniAlias came through like a champ. For someone who doesn't smoke, he sure does have it a lot.
charvik
Footballguy
Tuesday sounds good
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Man, don't make me root for ND.
YSR
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Effing Forrest.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Not one hit. Captain busted his ### trying to find fish, but they just weren't there. Man, was it rough - 5 foot swells. So.....no fish and got bruised all to hell. I had a blast.The Captain felt bad for us, so he's giving us a half-price trip the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Bama/LSU just got interesting.This.And, also...catch some fish GB!Uruk......Kick that cancers ### GB.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Unzipping...'YSR said:It hurt us too, GB.Final 3 legs:Clemson -12.5KSU -8Oregon -8.5
YSR
Footballguy
I can barely breathe right now.Unzipping...'YSR said:It hurt us too, GB.Final 3 legs:Clemson -12.5KSU -8Oregon -8.5
Britney Spears
guest speaker
No, no. Wife works late on those days.
shamwow!
Footballguy
So I got one of these for my back and it's been pretty friggin' great. If you've got muscle issues in your lower/middle back, I officially recommend shocking the #### out of yourself on a regular basis.
Also, I'm taking action on the over/under on how long 'til I hook it up to my twig n berries.
Also, I'm taking action on the over/under on how long 'til I hook it up to my twig n berries.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
So I got one of these for my back and it's been pretty friggin' great. If you've got muscle issues in your lower/middle back, I officially recommend shocking the #### out of yourself on a regular basis.
Also, I'm taking action on the over/under on how long 'til I hook it up to my twig n berries.
I may get me one of these
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Guster
Footballguy
Went on a date last night for the first time in a while.
I had met the girl about a year ago and she seemed kinda cool, but we were both dating people at the time.
Anyway, we got together for the Buckeyes game yesterday and I thought that would be all... ended up coming back to my place for wine and a movie. Thought I was gonna seal the deal, but she ened up crashing here without putting out
I'll probably see her again at some point, she seems nice but man is she stupid. That will get old fast
I had met the girl about a year ago and she seemed kinda cool, but we were both dating people at the time.
Anyway, we got together for the Buckeyes game yesterday and I thought that would be all... ended up coming back to my place for wine and a movie. Thought I was gonna seal the deal, but she ened up crashing here without putting out
I'll probably see her again at some point, she seems nice but man is she stupid. That will get old fast
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Not sure how old you are, G, but this feeling will increase the older you get. Hotness is ok for a roll in the hay, but I have zero patience anymore for lack of intelligence or ignorance. I don't mean that in an elitist way (I'm no prize in the looks department), but I need something to talk about after my two minutes of glory are upWent on a date last night for the first time in a while.
I had met the girl about a year ago and she seemed kinda cool, but we were both dating people at the time.
Anyway, we got together for the Buckeyes game yesterday and I thought that would be all... ended up coming back to my place for wine and a movie. Thought I was gonna seal the deal, but she ened up crashing here without putting out
I'll probably see her again at some point, she seems nice but man is she stupid. That will get old fast
Guster
Footballguy
I'm 34. If it gets more obnoxious than it is now, I'm going to make a great crotchety old manNot sure how old you are, G, but this feeling will increase the older you get. Hotness is ok for a roll in the hay, but I have zero patience anymore for lack of intelligence or ignorance. I don't mean that in an elitist way (I'm no prize in the looks department), but I need something to talk about after my two minutes of glory are upWent on a date last night for the first time in a while.
I had met the girl about a year ago and she seemed kinda cool, but we were both dating people at the time.
Anyway, we got together for the Buckeyes game yesterday and I thought that would be all... ended up coming back to my place for wine and a movie. Thought I was gonna seal the deal, but she ened up crashing here without putting out
I'll probably see her again at some point, she seems nice but man is she stupid. That will get old fast
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Intelligent women are amazingly hot to me. Not gonna say I'd rather date a smart-Roseanne over a dumb-Halle, but I lean to the "smart" side of the gray area.I'm 34. If it gets more obnoxious than it is now, I'm going to make a great crotchety old manNot sure how old you are, G, but this feeling will increase the older you get. Hotness is ok for a roll in the hay, but I have zero patience anymore for lack of intelligence or ignorance. I don't mean that in an elitist way (I'm no prize in the looks department), but I need something to talk about after my two minutes of glory are upWent on a date last night for the first time in a while.
I had met the girl about a year ago and she seemed kinda cool, but we were both dating people at the time.
Anyway, we got together for the Buckeyes game yesterday and I thought that would be all... ended up coming back to my place for wine and a movie. Thought I was gonna seal the deal, but she ened up crashing here without putting out
I'll probably see her again at some point, she seems nice but man is she stupid. That will get old fast
Guster
Footballguy
Nope... i'm on that game for 2u
kevzilla
Footballguy
I would prefer the under, but not in love with either one. If you have to have a home team, take the Giants.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Well that was interesting
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
SERIOUSLYOH COME ONI got pulled over walking my dog.I'm walking along, holding a bag of poo and a beer and I hear a car coming up behind me. THen I hear the quick, one note siren "Beeeewwwww" and see the reflection of the flashing lights on the houses in front of me.
"Excuse me sir! What are you doing out this late?"
"Um walking my dog."
"Whats in your hand?"
"Poop?"
"Your other hand"
At this point my dog has her paws up on the cop car and is sniffing the cop. He pushes her down and gets out. I yank her back and he gets out of the car.
"Oh, this. Just a beer"
"Are you aware it is illegal to have an open container while walking on the street?"
"I thought it was just in the street. I'm on the sidewalk"
"Dump it out. Do you have anything else on you that I should be concerned about?"
:frisk: :findsonemorebeer:
"Are you drunk?"
"Nope, just walking my dog having a beer"
"I'll let you keep this one. Just don't open it til you get home"
shamwow!
Footballguy
Expand a bit, if that's ok.
Guster
Footballguy
Up to +5.5 now
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
And people call me coy. Well, really just a few dead-enders, but still.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Need more info, imo.
shamwow!
Footballguy
Meh. It's a friend bet. I'll let him have the advantage...after three years of Tebow mockage, I owe him that.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Congrats GB!
Okay. Nothing too crazy I guess.As I posted earlier in the week, had dinner with GB & his wife, same couple as in Vegas pic. His brother and his wife also joined us. Dinner was great, had the Ahi tuna with beet infused risotto, spinach with a portabella reduction sauce and cauliflower puree. The conversation, brought up by his brother, immediately starts talking about Nicaragua. Of course right? K4, I can bring small party down if you like. I have interested peoples. I'm just giggling to myself thinking about how funny a coincidence this is and excuse myself to go have a smoke. I didn't realize my GB got up to join me and when arrived outside he told me that this really hot blond trophy wife "looked at you like a big piece of meat you lucky #######". I may have winked at her on the way back in....So after dinner we went back to old hood bar. Man I miss it. You don't realize it until you go back. Rap & bass were bumping and we were get loaded.So now rate this on a hotness scale of 1-10.
Mrs. SLB says to me a little too loud, "oh.., I forgot to bring my vibrator." To which my GB's wife chimes in, "I have one you can use". Then looks at me, smiles and laughs.
Woke up quick at about noon and didn't feel so well. Looking at the damage from the night before, the five of us went though 2 fifths of vodka and a big bottle of bourbon. That's after the bar. 
I needed vodka. My Mom & Dad were already planning to watch the boys again so screw it right? But we didn't have any vodka. So I called my cousin and asked him to bring me a bottle. Thank the good dude he did. He also brought plenty of pot. So we decided to drink screwdrivers and play Risk while the girls slept on the couch. I didn't shower. I had the same clothes on from the night before. And I was drinking again. Old friends right? Oh man. Soooo 7-8 hours later, all the vodka, all the OJ is gone and here the guys are drinking bourbon again. I just feel gross. I apologize to GB's wife for being a dirty drunk and she says "you still look hot to me". WTMF. Freaking women. About a minute later, GB says to her, "hey it's my birthday, I wanna (fornicate). They head upstairs to the bedroom and me and Mrs. SLB bailed, at my suggestion.I don't know. It was interesting.ETAOh yeah, I was reminded (HTF do I forget this?!!) that my GB's wife rubbed her bare breasts in face on the cab ride back from the strip club in Vegas while Mrs. SLB rubbed on my junk. Neat.
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Guster
Footballguy
1.4 trillion is about where it registered on my scale.Go back to GB's house around 1:00 am I guess, and continue drinking. GB tells our other GB to leave so we can all get naked in the hot tub. He doesn't comply which is good. The next thing I know its 4:30 and I'm blind drunk. We all go to pass out and Mrs. SLB goes downstairs to get a glass of water. She notices that back door is open and find my GB out there, passed out in the driveway, wearing nothing but his underwear which were around his ankles.
Woke up quick at about noon and didn't feel so well. Looking at the damage from the night before, the five of us went though 2 fifths of vodka and a big bottle of bourbon. That's after the bar. I needed vodka. My Mom & Dad were already planning to watch the boys again so screw it right? But we didn't have any vodka. So I called my cousin and asked him to bring me a bottle. Thank the good dude he did. He also brought plenty of pot. So we decided to drink screwdrivers and play Risk while the girls slept on the couch. I didn't shower. I had the same clothes on from the night before. And I was drinking again. Old friends right? Oh man. Soooo 7-8 hours later, all the vodka, all the OJ is gone and here the guys are drinking bourbon again. I just feel gross. I apologize to GB's wife for being a dirty drunk and she says "you still look hot to me". WTMF. Freaking women. About a minute later, GB says to her, "hey it's my birthday, I wanna (fornicate). They head upstairs to the bedroom and me and Mrs. SLB bailed, at my suggestion.I don't know. It was interesting.ETAOh yeah, I was reminded (HTF do I forget this?!!) that my GB's wife rubbed her bare breasts in face on the cab ride back from the strip club in Vegas while Mrs. SLB rubbed on my junk. Neat.:slowclap:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
No kidding.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
One of my dogs keeps farting.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
GM, what would you do?
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Man...sorry ya'll.
I had Fort Larned boxed with the wrong ponies. No points for almost getting it. 
SofaKings
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