here are several reasons to abhor the broadcast whenever John Forslund is at the microphone.
Start off with his ludicrous catchphrases. When he is broadcasting a Carolina Hurricanes game and the Canes score a goal, Forslund makes like a cheerleader. "Hey, hey what do you say," is how Forslund punctuates the goal.
That phrase rates a 10 on the obnoxious scale and deserves a shaving cream pie in the face.
Then there is Forslund's overall insincerity. You get the feeling that Forslund is trying to show the world how much he cares about hockey. It's not believable. What comes across is that Forslund cares about Forslund.
He tries to sound authoritative in his broadcast, but he comes across like a substitute teacher who is trying to assert himself in a class full of juvenile delinquents. He is ineffective and a bad listen in any broadcast that he is assigned.
We don't blame Forslund. He is what he is. It's the individuals who hired him and actually think he is worth listening to that need to be taken out behind the woodshed and paddled