***2017 Cakeleeg Leeg Thread*** - let's just call it a day (1 Viewer)

[cosjobs]

Because that 16 teamer a few years ago was an insipid death march. 

anecdotal

 

[cosjobs]

I nominate we replace OBP with OPS

Or add SLG and QS for 6x6

 

[shuke]

I nominate we replace OBP with OPS

Or add SLG and QS for 6x6

Sorry.  Cheat sheet construction already underway.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I texted Scott, Charlie and Forrest.

If they all say yes, we can do 15, right? I'm personally fine up to 16

I'm personally fine up to 24.

 

[Chemical X]

draft 28, all flex

 

[Mr. Pickles]

All closers league starting soon...

 

[General Malaise]

I am awful at this.  A waste of my money.  You guys are too good.  Respect.

I'm in.

 

[General Malaise]

If you get to 14 without me, I'll bow out.  I suck so bad.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Despite dominating the draft (5 of the top 16 HR leaders, including the league leader Trumbo in the 16th round), my in-season management and commitment was awful last year.  I think you guys would probably be better off bringing someone up from the B-league for this season.  Are there any good replacement prospects for me?  

Nah you're still in, suck it up. 

 

[shuke]

If you get to 14 without me, I'll bow out.  I suck so bad.

Stop

 

[Capella]

If you get to 14 without me, I'll bow out.  I suck so bad.

You're in, shut up 

 

[shuke]

I heard @Notorious T.R.E. was sleeping on it.

 

[shuke]

@Notorious T.R.E. confirmed IN

 

[Doctor Detroit]

@Notorious T.R.E. confirmed IN

 

 

[Peyton Marino]

is uzr/150 a category in this leeg

 

[Capella]

Eveeybody that has checked in:

cappy

shuke

dr d 

cosjobs

fdas/marino

chem y

cheese

dan foreskin 

pickles

bananafish

gm

tre

socal broncos

trogg

 

[Doctor Detroit]

So we need one more?

lets roll dem bones 

 

[shuke]

[ANNOUNCE] I will be unavailable for most of Feb 28.  I will need to leave lists.

I am assuming we are doing this on Google sheets again?

 

[Capella]

Whoever has the dice roll link, post it. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Whoever has the dice roll link, post it. 

Who's getting the confirmation emails?  I can do it if necessary. 

 

[trogg78]

Don't send them to me I'm a terrible liar.

 

[shuke]

Roll 'em!

https://www.rpglibrary.org/software/securedice/

Roll 1 d 1000

roll/subtract 0

Roll this set of dice 1 times [sic]

Send the signed results of this roll to yourself: <your email, moron>

and the GM:  shukies@gmail.com

with this subject: <name required, jokes appreciated>

Not following these instructions make your roll invalid.  

Highest roll picks first.

Someone PM me their email so I can send my roll to them.

 

[shuke]

Roll @Capella @Doctor Detroit @cosjobs @Fat Drunk and Stupid @Chemical X @cheese @Dan Lambskin @Mr. Pickles @General Malaise @Notorious T.R.E. @SoCalBroncoFan @trogg78

 

[shuke]

Cappy, why isn't Payton Marion the 14th?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 675
Roll subtotal: 675
Roll total: 675

 

[Capella]

Cappy, why isn't Payton Marion the 14th?

Oh we were serious about him? 

 

[Capella]

He's either replacing fdas or being his draft bro. 

 

[cosjobs]

Roll set 1Die rolls: 22Roll subtotal: 22Roll total: 22

/rigged

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Roll set 1Die rolls: 22Roll subtotal: 22Roll total: 22

/rigged

Kinda sweet justice, now you'll have no way to clog up the draft twice a day. 

 

[Capella]

[ANNOUNCE] I will be unavailable for most of Feb 28.  I will need to leave lists.

I am assuming we are doing this on Google sheets again?

I'm on a plane/travel a large portion of that day. How about we just start Wednesday. 

 

[shuke]

I'm on a plane/travel a large portion of that day. How about we just start Wednesday. 

Works for me.  Taking a red eye back from Vegas Tuesday night so may need a nap or two.

 

[shuke]

Roll total: 675

Roll total: 22

Confirmed

 

[shuke]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 345
Roll subtotal: 345
Roll total: 345

 

[cheese]

781

 

[shuke]

Cheese 781

DD 675

Shuke 345

Cosjobs 22

@Capella @Fat Drunk and Stupid @Chemical X @Dan Lambskin @Mr. Pickles @General Malaise @Notorious T.R.E. @SoCalBroncoFan @trogg78

 

[trogg78]

 
1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 487
Roll subtotal: 487
Roll total: 487

 

[Peyton Marino]

Pleased to announce the addition of @Joe T to our  management team for the 2017 season

 

[Peyton Marino]

updated org chart:

Owner, coach, and general manager: Peyton Marino/Marion

Director of player operations and trolling shuke: @Joe T

Special counsel: @Fat Drunk and Stupid

 

[Peyton Marino]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 847
Roll subtotal: 847
Roll total: 847

 

[Capella]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 345
Roll subtotal: 345
Roll total: 345

Secure Dice: "Jason Shuke"

 confirmed 

 

[Capella]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 681
Roll subtotal: 681
Roll total: 681

 

[Chemical X]

what night is the draft?

 

[Capella]

what night is the draft?

The draft is here for the next 37 days, in agonizing fashion as cos drafts the same astros and we tell the same dumb jokes as we always have, until we go back to ignoring each other again for 11 months. 

 

[shuke]

Still need a 14th. We used to have guys lining up for even a chance.  How times have changed. 

 

[HellToupee]

You fellas need to make cake great again

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Roll @Capella @Doctor Detroit @cosjobs @Fat Drunk and Stupid @Chemical X @cheese @Dan Lambskin @Mr. Pickles @General Malaise @Notorious T.R.E. @SoCalBroncoFan @trogg78

Explain this to me like I'm @General MalaiseMalaise

Never mind I skipped past the instructions post

 

[RnR]

Still need a 14th. We used to have guys lining up for even a chance.  How times have changed. 

I offered, Capella declined and called me a hurtful name. Reminds me of the time you gave my spot in the league away after I said I was in again, spawning the PieLeeg revolution.

Translation: You only have yourself to blame, SaboLvr.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

RPG Library Secure Dice generated the following rolls for .

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 899
Roll subtotal: 899
Roll total: 899

 

[shuke]

Waiting for @Getzlaf15 to post his application. 

 

[Zegras11]

Waiting for @Getzlaf15 to post his application. 

I like pie.