***2017 Cakeleeg Leeg Thread*** - let's just call it a day (1 Viewer)

[Dan Lambskin]

Still need a 14th. We used to have guys lining up for even a chance.  How times have changed. 

@Frostillicus ?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I said like three times that  wikkidpissah is looking to play.  No one in management acknowledged him though. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

RPG Library Secure Dice generated the following rolls for .

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 899
Roll subtotal: 899
Roll total: 899

Oh bull#### with these high rolls. 

 

[Peyton Marino]

Oh bull#### with these high rolls. 

noted luckbox and cheater dan lambskins

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I ran as fast as I could!

Shucks.

You in?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I can vouch for Bananafish, he's good peeps and knows the beisbol. 

 

[shuke]

I don't care.

we need a secret vote in the test forum. 

 

[shuke]

Sort out this mess, commish

 

[Capella]

I can vouch for Bananafish, he's good peeps and knows the beisbol. 

I would prefer he didn't know much. 

Anyhow, I'm good with that. 

 

[Zegras11]

I see this is serious, so... 32 years playing, 30 years in the industry, 6 years in LABR

 

[Capella]

 

[Capella]

Neat board 

 

[Capella]

I see this is serious, so... 32 years playing, 30 years in the industry, 6 years in LABR

Bananafish posted first, but we are still waiting on tre to check in. If he doesn't, it's all yours. 

 

[shuke]

Tre is in. 

 

[Chemical X]

Antonio Alfonseca is in

 

[shuke]

 at title. 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Roll 'em!

https://www.rpglibrary.org/software/securedice/

Roll 1 d 1000

roll/subtract 0

Roll this set of dice 1 times [sic]

Send the signed results of this roll to yourself: <your email, moron>

and the GM:  shukies@gmail.com

with this subject: <name required, jokes appreciated>

Not following these instructions make your roll invalid.  

Highest roll picks first.

Someone PM me their email so I can send my roll to them.

@bananafish

It's a 5X5 roto league with OBP

Entry fee is $125

It's a slow draft over three weeks or so and you'll have to send a good number for someone to get a hold of you so you don't clog up the draft

You have to send photos of your latest colonoscopy to Shuke, just use the same address of the dice roll

If you are in roll the dice for draft position, low number is good for you.  TIA. 

 

[cosjobs]

I'm in for cake!

Rolled a 637 and sent the roll to Shuke along with the colonoscopy photos (don't judge me).

Are those stalactites or exuberant polyps?

 

[cosjobs]

Roll 'em!

https://www.rpglibrary.org/software/securedice/

Roll 1 d 1000

roll/subtract 0

Roll this set of dice 1 times [sic]

Send the signed results of this roll to yourself: <your email, moron>

and the GM:  shukies@gmail.com

with this subject: <name required, jokes appreciated>

Not following these instructions make your roll invalid.  

Highest roll picks first.

Dammit. I just noticed I neglected to include my name and optional schtick in the subject line, so I guess I'm required to re-roll per the rules.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Pleased to announce the addition of @Joe T to our  management team for the 2017 season

Aren't you Joe T?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I see this is serious, so... 32 years playing, 30 years in the industry, 6 years in LABR

Ron Shandler?

 

[Zegras11]

Ron Shandler?

I use to laugh at Ron's analysis of guys like A.Soriano and Vlad  because they swang at pitches a foot outside and he'd always forecast them for major declines.  It use to really piss him off.   He's a great guy and someone that probably did as well as anyone ever did in the industry.  I wasn't one of the major companies, but I did ok.

ETA: We had a great time at Game 7 NYY vs AZ when it got moved a week back because of 9/11, and Ron had his yearly event out there.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Rolled 183. 

 

[Peyton Marino]

Aren't you Joe T?

joe t = shuke?

 

[SoCalBroncoFan]

1d1000, rolled once.

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 593
Roll subtotal: 593
Roll total: 593

 

[Chemical X]

i had a cyst removed, will the cyst cover my entry fee?

 

[HellToupee]

Any open spots

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Any open spots

Get yo pie ### outta here. Keep walking. 

 

[Mr. Pickles]

i had a cyst removed, will the cyst cover my entry fee?

Yes.  Send to GM's ex-wife.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Yes.  Send to GM's ex-wife.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider? 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[General Malaise]

ah, this magical season is already going along swimmingly....

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 14
Roll subtotal: 14
Roll total: 14

 

[Chemical X]

ah, this magical season is already going along swimmingly....

Roll set 1
Die rolls: 14
Roll subtotal: 14
Roll total: 14

lol

 

[HellToupee]

Get yo pie ### outta here. Keep walking. 

This a yes or a no?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This a yes or a no?

Whoa, easy on the political talk. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Thought we were staring the 28th?

 

[Capella]

Thought we were staring the 28th?

There's been like 4 or 5 posts in this thread the past few days. Just scroll up. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

There's been like 4 or 5 posts in this thread the past few days. Just scroll up. 

I blame @Notorious T.R.E.

 

[shuke]

Verified rolls.  Waiting on @Notorious T.R.E.

899         Lambskin

847         Peyton Marino

781         cheese

717         Chem X

681         Capella

675         Dr. D

637         bananafish

593         SoCal

487         Trogg

345         shuke

183         Pickles

22           Cos

14           GM

 

[Capella]

Tre playing is just shtick 

 

[shuke]

Draft will be recorded here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1M1XQikeyJ_iU41eSq53x7WlfTec5K0iuJNl_jxzN_Eg/edit?usp=sharing

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Draft will be recorded here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1M1XQikeyJ_iU41eSq53x7WlfTec5K0iuJNl_jxzN_Eg/edit?usp=sharing

Can we get this and GM's paypal in the first post please. 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

446

 

[Doctor Detroit]

446

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Back to back #1 picks

 

[Mr. Pickles]

446

Oh, hello Trevor.

 

[Capella]

You can't spell fourteenth place without TRE 

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Back to back #1 picks

Yeah this is such

I call funny business™

 

[shuke]

Official start not until Wednesday, but Lambskin OTC.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

1.01 Mike Trout, OF - LAA