2022-23 NBA Thread: “you’ll never let me down like the Heat did”, Miami fan says to giant pile of cocaine (3 Viewers)

[ChicoCat]

Ouch. Nice though....
Jalen Brown better turn back his blankets before he goes to bed....I imagine there's going to be a wheelbarrow full of Boston fans' poop in his bed.

 

[Gatorman]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Frostillicus]

Happy for MOP.

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

I know I should go to bed and it is over, but I just can't turn off the television.

Almost Barkley time

Charles in Charge

 

[mr. furley]

Heat fans better find the nearest security guard and cling to them until they're safely in a car headed home

 

[trader jake]

Remember that old ISIS or Coach K poll?

Asking Bostons fans if they should trade Brown this offseason may generate a similar response.

 

[AAABatteries]

Very proud of the zombie Heat, never mind what happens in the Final

Feels like The Bad News Bears 3

Felt like they underperformed all season - didn’t really pay attention so maybe they had injuries but they are, on paper, probably 4th or 5th best in East.

 

[msudaisy26]

I still can't believe I just watched that. If you told me Martin was the only Heat player that played well, (Butler was okay) I would have said the Celtics won by 40.

 

[TripleThreat]

Very proud of the zombie Heat, never mind what happens in the Final

Feels like The Bad News Bears 3

Felt like they underperformed all season - didn’t really pay attention so maybe they had injuries but they are, on paper, probably 4th or 5th best in East.

4th most missed time from injuries this year

 

[dickey moe]

Ernie giving the eulogy.

 

[Bogart]

Looking forward to the next Bill Simmons podcast!

Tomorrow's emergency pod is going to be a must listen.

 

[msudaisy26]

Ernie Johnson taking little shots at Boston giving the Heat the trophy. Lol

 

[offdee]

Tyler Herro back in action for the finals?

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

F yeah!!!!!! Whoooooooooooo

Sad to see Celtics hardware to go to another franchise in Boston.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Ernie Johnson taking little shots at Boston giving the Heat the trophy. Lol

I think it was the opposite of shots. He paid homage and recognized the irony.

 

[TripleThreat]

Tyler Herro back in action for the finals?

Should be... He was questionable today.

 

[Capella]

Looking forward to the next Bill Simmons podcast!

https://twitter.com/knicks_tape99/status/1663373995679404032?s=46&t=ICx5zgfs3tFXUezBjAIfQQ

 

[TripleThreat]

I’m admittedly biased but I really hope Jimmy gets his ring.

 

[offdee]

Does this, for once, stop all the NBA is scripted nonsense? Lakers and Celtics ousted.

 

[Gatorman]

On to Denver.

 

[msudaisy26]

Does this, for once, stop all the NBA is scripted nonsense? Lakers and Celtics ousted.

Until the first call goes against someone team...next preseason.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I’m admittedly biased but I really hope Jimmy gets his ring.

No chance. Maybe Vincent takes out Jokic or Murray, idk.

 

[AAABatteries]

I’m admittedly biased but I really hope Jimmy gets his ring.

No chance. Maybe Vincent takes out Jokic or Murray, idk.

You’ve said this like 2-3 times - I’ve watched the replay about 5 times - how the hell is that a dirty play?

 

[identikit]

I’m admittedly biased but I really hope Jimmy gets his ring.

No chance. Maybe Vincent takes out Jokic or Murray, idk.

Lame take

 

[AAABatteries]

Heat Nuggets is the NBA Finals and also what @Frostillicus does for work every day.

I just realized he must work at Wendy’s.

 

[identikit]

Looking forward to the next Bill Simmons podcast!

https://twitter.com/knicks_tape99/status/1663373995679404032?s=46&t=ICx5zgfs3tFXUezBjAIfQQ

Adam Duxter
@AdamDuxter
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“We’re taping this at 11:35 Eastern Time- Ryen Russillo is here…. And I want to die. But first- Pearl Jam”

 

[identikit]

2nd row Joe is delusional

 

[mr. furley]

"you shoot another 3, i'm gonna punch you in the face"

 

[Desert_Power]

Shaq is going to punch whomever shoots the next 3

 

[msudaisy26]

"you shoot another 3, i'm gonna punch you in the face"

It is hilarious, but also such a bad take.

 

[trader jake]

Nurse has been hired by Philly according to ESPN

Sneak peak of things to come:

https://twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/1663309253291941894

 

[Todem]

What a game. This is going to be comical if Boston loses Game 7 at home.

Laughing my *** off.

Go Heat!!!

Caleb ****ing Martin!!!!!

 

[Jayrod]

They did what they do, inexplicably implode through poor shooting and bad turnovers.

Now at least when Jokic wins a title it won't be bitter sweet. Nuggets in 5.

 

[scoobus]

You love to see it.

 

[TripleThreat]

What a time to be a South Florida sports fan… Heat and Panthers both playing for their chips

 

[dickey moe]

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1663371504564973568?t=gamkBP3mpZ0ZWPUcEcNR1w&s=19

 

[SoBeDad]

Is the Heat playing better WITHOUT Tyler Herro?

Yes.

 

[Capella]

can we still call him minestrone of pain

 

[Capella]

Heat Nuggets is the NBA Finals and also what @Frostillicus does for work every day.

You found your thread title.

Lol I wanted to but even though frosty would laugh it off, been told nothing about any poster in the thread title.

 

[Gatorman]

For those who write the heat off for the finals: thats fine. see you game 1. Denver is a solid well coached team and so is Miami. Should be a fun series continue to play with house money.

 

[Jayrod]

can we still call him minestrone of pain

It is as American as apple pie and Anteaternintendo.

 

[Capella]

For those who write the heat off for the finals: thats fine. see you game 1. Denver is a solid well coached team and so is Miami. Should be a fun series continue to play with house money.

Miami is probably getting swept or dropped in 5. Denver is multiple levels better than them.

 

[Stoneworker]

For those who write the heat off for the finals: thats fine. see you game 1. Denver is a solid well coached team and so is Miami. Should be a fun series continue to play with house money.

No Nuggets fan will be writing off the Heat.

 

[Desert_Power]

Inside the NBA always so good.

 

[SoBeDad]

For those who write the heat off for the finals: thats fine. see you game 1. Denver is a solid well coached team and so is Miami. Should be a fun series continue to play with house money.

Miami is probably getting swept or dropped in 5. Denver is multiple levels better than them.

Agree.

>>The Heat lost both regular-season matchups against the Nikola Jokic-led Nuggets and has struggled against Denver in recent years. The Heat has dropped six straight games and 11 of its previous 13 meetings against the Nuggets dating back to the 2016-17 season.<<

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nba/miami-heat/article275845151.html#storylink=cpy

 

[Just Win Baby]

Show a replay on that travel call on Tatum. Whole Celtics team livid about it.

I am catching up on the thread after having watched the game on delay, but I have to say that this game made me think I don't know what a travel is in the NBA. I did not think Tatum traveled, and there was another travel called on a Celtic later that I disagreed with and I can't think of which player.

 

[Just Win Baby]

I don’t follow it nearly as closely as most if you but this seems like a great outcome for Denver - seems like they should be heavy favorites.

Nuggets with the easy sweep. Who is guarding Jokic? Lol at Bam trying.

I have to agree with this. Can't see Miami even being close in a single game.

 

[facook]

No Heat fan, and a Lebrom hater, but just ran across THIS pic on twitter. One of the best NBA pics of all time, imo.

 

[General Malaise]

Didn't realize Bill Simmons was still a thing.

Heat were the better team. The end. On to the Finals.

 

[Deamon]

What a time to be a South Florida sports fan… Heat and Panthers both playing for their chips

And both as the 8 seeds/last team to make it in. Wild.