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Are you MikeIke's 11 year old son?saw the moon through a telescope for the first time in my life tonight
Are you MikeIke's 11 year old son?saw the moon through a telescope for the first time in my life tonight
depends how his allowances are structuredAre you MikeIke's 11 year old son?
5 bucks a week, you clean out the litter boxes and make your bed every day.depends how his allowances are structured
if it's good money, then, yes
Sconch said:We're discussing the Bill of Rights in class this week. We were talking about search and seizure, privacy, drug tests etc. This one goofball raises his hand:
"My stepmom smokes pot."
I say "Uhhh...that's a little too much information, champ."
"Yeah, I know...but she smokes a LOT of pot. A LOT."
i'll be there in 20. i like long showers and hot breakfast.5 bucks a week, you clean out the litter boxes and make your bed every day.
And drive me to the carry out when I'm drunk.
I had a $198,000 closing today.cstu said:Wife sold a house for $1.6 million that closed today.
Ima drunk college kid who gambles a lot how bout youWho are any of us, really.
Wow. You win. You or the guy that took a poop, I guess.Two weeks ago I went to the Ryder Cup every day but Thursday (Tuesday - Sunday), plus took the day off before and the day off after. Then worked Tuesday - Friday and this past Monday.
This week I took Tuesday through next Monday off for my second fishing trip to Ontario, Canada, this year. I'm currently here and leaving Sunday. The first day we fished it was cold and snowing but no big deal because we were dressed for it. I caught the biggest walleye at 26" and the biggest crappie at 14" out of 15 people that day. The next day I had the two largest walleyes at 23" and 23 1/2".
The cabin next door to the lodge has a black bear up in a tree. First time I've seen a bear in the wild and I got some pics. Pretty young cub whose Momma was shot, but still cool.
Last night I saw the Northern Lights for the first time, mainly green and dancing. Absolutely incredible.
So I will have had 17 of the last 22 days off and my birthday is next week too.
Nobody likes a rat, kidSconch said:We're discussing the Bill of Rights in class this week. We were talking about search and seizure, privacy, drug tests etc. This one goofball raises his hand:
"My stepmom smokes pot."
I say "Uhhh...that's a little too much information, champ."
"Yeah, I know...but she smokes a LOT of pot. A LOT."
I've had that happen before. Then she squeezed her nipples and curdled breast milk wound up on each of my arms. So we started making out. I used the dollar bill she wrote her number on to pay for gas. This did not happen this week. There is no moral to this story.Baloney Sandwich said:A stripper gave me her number today
Hey, nice job. Seriously.RealReactions said:Couldn't agree more with sconch. My elementary teachers told my parents i was a bad influence and said it to the 2 kids i hanged out with too. Turns out they were the bad influence. One is in jail and the other has 2 kids and isn't even 22 yet while I'm about to graduate college this year with a finance degree
She get 3% or 6%? Either way, nice week. Hell, nice month, at least for me, but I don't make Otis money and I don't make Chet tip money.cstu said:aWife sold a house for $1.6 million that closed today.
@Snickers alias?I've had that happen before. Then she squeezed her nipples and curdled breast milk wound up on each of my arms. So we started making out. I used the dollar bill she wrote her number on to pay for gas. This did not happen this week. There is no moral to this story.
:shrugs:
Oh, I pulled a prescription for Valium. Nice.
I'm sure not everyone does.I have a lot of good news but everyone thinks im an #######
Settle down, Eminence.RealReactions said:No, actually the first of 2. Just a effed up thing to say about your own kids. Even if he/she is a drug addict, its still your kid
That Orion link was pretty sweet. Never seen that.All good over here.
I just listened to these back to back...
https://youtu.be/9zq4MrctxZM?t=24s
https://youtu.be/y3MFBKGAXY0
Also just set-up a Tuesday tryst with a little 90lb hottie.
And leave with a grip of friends to watch the Raiders/Chiefs from behind-the-glass club seats Sunday mornin'.
He must have a helluva teacher.I got this "funny" bumpersticker from a coworker that looks like a typical election/candidate sticker but it says "Obi-Wan Kenobi 2016. He's our only hope".
Same kid as above said "you're voting for Can-Oh-Bee? Who is that?"
Sounds like the start to an epic thread.I got a hug from this cute milf that just moved in next door.
...if you know what I mean.The trim in the main part of my home is almost done being painted.
well, that should at least be worth a Pulitzer...I just learned "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright" on the ukulele.
Enjoy your 20 years of insomnia & joy.My wife and I have struggled with miscarriages but we are now 6-months pregnant and the little guy is just a kickin and moving all over the place.
Link to YouTube video of you playing it?I just learned "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright" on the ukulele.