People in the subway who stand directly on the "STAND ASIDE" sign in front of each door, then force their way in before people can get out.
People who eat potent foods on the subway.
People on the subway who blast their music so loud you can hear the drivers breaking from across the car.
People on the subway who lean in even closer to read over your shoulder.
People in the subway who sneeze, wipe their nose then grab the pole with the same hand.
People on the subway, period.
People at work who ask you to do things you've already done, which they would know if they could be bothered to read your email.
Corporate BS like SMART goals.
People who walk with an exaggerated arm swing. Extra bad if their hand is flapping around as if they have no muscles in their forearm.
People who use an extreme diet as an excuse to be anorexic. You aren't fooling anyone.
The heavy smoker in my office who tells me my diet coke is unhealthy.
People who assume you know nothing about a subject so they can blabber on and on.
Drivers who honk at other drivers waiting for pedestrians who have a walk signal.
People who throw trash on the street 5 feet from a garbage can.
People who spit in the middle of the sidewalk.
People who drive with their turn signal on permanently.
People who use e.g. incorrectly. Just stop.
Guys at the gym who walk around naked in the locker room.
Guys at the gym who will start a conversation with you while they are naked.
The guy at the gym who does his hair in front of the mirror, naked, with his feet out at shoulder width, swaying back and forth.
People at the gym who will kick you off a cardio machine after 30min because they couldn't possibly use one without a tv. There's a reason you're still fat.
People at the gym.
People who let their dog crap on trees/shrubs that have signs telling people to not let their dogs crap on the trees/shrubs.
People who bring their baby to nice restaurants. I am certain this will one day be illegal.
What do you want for dinner?
I don't care. Anything.
How about XYZ?
I don't want XYZ.
Honey, why is there a knife in with the forks?
Entertainment industry award shows. The last thing I want to see is a bunch of actors jerking each other off.
People on the internet who say your an idiot.
People who can talk about nothing but their kids. We really couldn't care less. Yes, your child is a special flower who is completely different and clearly superior to the billions who came before him. Here's your procreation medal.
I'm just getting started but have to go to a meeting.