Ignoramus
Footballguy
Why shave at home? Get yourself a Norelco and do that #### while you're in your first meeting.That's what I do with my mouth wash. Christ, come to think of it, other than showering and shaving, I do everything at work. Have my deodorant, mouthwash, nail clippers, floss and facial lotion (don't hate, I get dry skin in the winter) at work. Just so damn convenient.
. First day, my boss brings me around to make some introductions. Stop in to meet the VP of IT. During our discussion, he started clipping his nails and shining his shoes. My boss had warned me he would do this
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