Music Draft - Rolling Stone Greatest 500 Songs Garbage List - Now with unhealthy regional pork-stuffs! (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

@Northern Voice np - what ever you want to do - just list those of us here on a tab and create a couple of column headers

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I don't but I also can not imagine someone genuinely being mad about being skipped on this. 

I can assure you that fatguy will give precisely zero f***s if he is skipped.

 

[krista4]

Late night date night

Takes out guitar to woo her with "Blackbird."

*BUZZ*  *BUZZ* *BUZZ*

Checks texts.

"Oh, I'm sorry but I need to make a pick in a draft of the Rolling Stone Top 500 Garbage Song List on a fantasy football site."

"Hey, where are you going???"

 

[Binky The Doormat]

And only 70% of it is on his back.

still parting it in the middle or has he old even to have gone back to a side part now?

 

[krista4]

And only 70% of it is on his back.

 

 

[krista4]

I can assure you that fatguy will give precisely zero f***s if he is skipped.

Ah, of course you're right.

Go for it, @simey!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

not waiting ...

2. Hot and Sour soup with chili oil and lots of fried wonton strips

2. Starship Trooper - Yes

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

 

Not sure I can get to GhostLabs, but there was a time I could have granted this request.

To be clear, fatguy is about a million times better looking than me, so consider my comment the worst type of jealous swipe.

 

[Steve Tasker]

I can only assume @Steve Taskerisn't around tonight because he's working hard so he can come up to my beer share event tomorrow.

:(

 

[Binky The Doormat]

:(

so you're in?

 

[Northern Voice]

Checks texts.

"Oh, I'm sorry but I need to make a pick in a draft of the Rolling Stone Top 500 Garbage Song List on a fantasy football site.

"Hey, where are you going???

*BUZZ*  *BUZZ* *BUZZ*

Sorry, I went ahead and finished without you.

I think I fixed this for you.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Non top 500 song - 

Mos Def - "Ms. Fat Booty"

 

[cosjobs]

Joe asked the question: How good would LeBron have been at football? Interesting discussion. I said he would be at least Division I, and likely a pro at some level. 

eta* And people love Peyton and Eli. I liked it for the moments I watched it, but then it got too schticky for my taste. I get serious about my football viewing, much more so than the average viewer. That's actually a fault, I know. 

I'm catching up, so it may have already been said, but during the NBA strike the Cowboys and another team (Chargers?) both offered LeBron an NFL contract.

 

[simey]

I gave this pick to rock some days ago, and then I kept letting him go by, but I gotta grab him now. I do like a lot of songs left in this grouping, but I want him.

Round Nine

Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell  (#206)

 

[simey]

@Northern Voice

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Commodores -- Brick House

Chi-Lites -- Oh, Girl (Couples Skate Now!)

Neal Diamond -- Sweet Caroline (this honestly surprises me)

 

[krista4]

I gave this pick to rock some days ago, and then I kept letting him go by, but I gotta grab him now. I do like a lot of songs left in this grouping, but I want him.

Round Nine

Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell  (#206)

I had this one stuck in my head two days ago.  Love it!

 

[El Floppo]

Non top 500 song - 

Mos Def - "Ms. Fat Booty"

imo.

 

[krista4]

Best song ever about a public utility worker?

 

[Ilov80s]

I'm catching up, so it may have already been said, but during the NBA strike the Cowboys and another team (Chargers?) both offered LeBron an NFL contract.

The only issue for Lebron is where does he play? He is so long, it's almost unprecedented. 

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Best song ever about a public utility worker?

Mr. Telephone Man -- New Edition

 

[simey]

Best song ever about a public utility worker?

Definitely

 

[krista4]

Best song ever about a public utility worker?

Mr. Telephone Man -- New Edition

So, yes?

 

[Chaos Commish]

Commodores -- Brick House

Chi-Lites -- Oh, Girl (Couples Skate Now!)

Neal Diamond -- Sweet Caroline (this honestly surprises me)

What's this about? I fell way behind.

 

[cosjobs]

The only issue for Lebron is where does he play? He is so long, it's almost unprecedented. 

Tight End was the plan, he said in an interview about it

 

[Northern Voice]

I was not paying attention to the actual draft aspect of this, give me a few. 

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

What's this about? I fell way behind.

Eephus diverted us by having us post songs we would add to the list by artists that don't have a song on the list.  It's just for s***s and giggles.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

The only issue for Lebron is where does he play? He is so long, it's almost unprecedented. 

Defensive line like Ed "Too Tall" Jones?

 

[Steve Tasker]

imo.

This is my favorite Mos song, just figured Ms. Fat Booty has more claim to hit the top 500.  I used to host a sports talk show on our college radio station, we used to play "Umi Says" as our first underwriting break on every show.  

"Step Into A World" was always the second underwriting break.  We'd mix it up for the later ones though.

 

[simey]

Mr. Telephone Man -- New Edition

Telephone Man by Meri Wilson is one of the worse songs ever.

 

[Northern Voice]

He is so long, it's almost unprecedented. 

#ThatsWhatSheSaid

 

[Ilov80s]

What's this about? I fell way behind.

Since we have all drafted out 25 rounds and the drat is basically over, we are now just doing a bonus for any bands not included. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I gave this pick to rock some days ago, and then I kept letting him go by, but I gotta grab him now. I do like a lot of songs left in this grouping, but I want him.

Round Nine

Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell  (#206)

chilling song - love it

 

[Ilov80s]

Defensive line like Ed "Too Tall" Jones?

Yeah, DE would be the spot. He would be amazing but is there a disadvantage at some point when it comes to leverage? 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Commodores -- Brick House

Chi-Lites -- Oh, Girl (Couples Skate Now!)

Neal Diamond -- Sweet Caroline (this honestly surprises me)

What's this about? I fell way behind.

that greedy ******* RHE is hogging picks - he get no soup picks and has to take two of these back!!!

that's what's goin' on!

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

So, yes?

I'll give you best Glen Campbell song not covered by Soul Asylum.

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Best song ever about a public utility worker?

Does this count?

 

[cosjobs]

Telephone Man by Meri Wilson is one of the worse songs ever.

 And the operator says, '40 cents more for the next 3 minutes'

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Commodores -- Brick House

Chi-Lites -- Oh, Girl (Couples Skate Now!)

Neal Diamond -- Sweet Caroline (this honestly surprises me)

NO 3 PICKS AT TIME!!!

 

[Chaos Commish]

Eephus diverted us by having us post songs we would add to the list by artists that don't have a song on the list.  It's just for s***s and giggles.

Ty, and fun. I thought it was serious, like building the next song list for more pain and agony.

Gimme

Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

Concrete Blonde - Joey

Social Distortion - Ball and Chain

The 80s were awesome

 

[rockaction]

Tight End was the plan, he said in an interview about it

It was TE. That's why Joe asked the question about how good of a tight end LeBron would be. There's was noise about him trying the NFL for a while, but that has subsided with aging.

 

[cosjobs]

It was TE. That's why Joe asked the question about how good of a tight end LeBron would be. There's was noise about him trying the NFL for a while, but that has subsided with aging.

more the strike ending. LeBron was pretty ageless

 

[Eephus]

I gave this pick to rock some days ago, and then I kept letting him go by, but I gotta grab him now. I do like a lot of songs left in this grouping, but I want him.

Round Nine

Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell  (#206)

Coincidentally, Campbell's makes soups

 

[krista4]

Coincidentally, Campbell's makes soups

WHOA.

 

[Eephus]

Eephus diverted us by having us post songs we would add to the list by artists that don't have a song on the list.  It's just for s***s and giggles.

Let me assure you this is Serious Business

 

[Steve Tasker]

Sure wish we had some Lionel Richie on this top 500.  Maybe some Billy Ocean.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Ty, and fun. I thought it was serious, like building the next song list for more pain and agony.

Gimme

Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

Concrete Blonde - Joey

Social Distortion - Ball and Chain

The 80s were awesome

nOT 3 AT A TIME YOU WON'T ...

 

[Pip's Invitation]

As far as songwriters who should be on the list but aren't, I don't believe there's anything from Allen Toussaint.

Yes We Can Can

Working in the Coal Mine

On Your Way Down

 

[krista4]

I have my next pick ready.  No pressure, though.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

aNARCHY!!!  ANARCHY!!  NO RULES!!  

TAX THE RICH!!