Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Oh Yes!]

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

Hang in there. I have a sneaking suspicion I'll be right along with you in a day or two.

As a cubs fan, I hope the brewers win the world series. Scratch that. As a Samuel b-something fan I hope the brewers win the W'S

 

[Doctor Detroit]

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

Hang in there. I have a sneaking suspicion I'll be right along with you in a day or two.

I have Brewers +785 to win series bet. Get it done!

 

[Dungeon Master]

holy effing eff. voka has booze in it.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

holy effing eff. voka has booze in it.

Mila Voka?

 

[Dungeon Master]

holy effing eff. voka has booze in it.

Mila Voka?

Come se llama?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I want to to bad things to Linda Cohn. My dream is her serving me pancakes on Sunday morning in a dress shirt and no pants, talking college football poles and how she loves bacon.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Linda cohn? You poor *******

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

Hang in there. I have a sneaking suspicion I'll be right along with you in a day or two.

As a cubs fan, I hope the brewers win the world series. Scratch that. As a Samuel b-something fan I hope the brewers win the W'S

Hell you could get our best player next year. Although my Cubs-fan best friend says Epstien needs to rebuild and not throw money at Fielder/Pujols.

####### Tigers, so sad. Hammered though, first time caller long time caller.

Hang in there. I have a sneaking suspicion I'll be right along with you in a day or two.

I have Brewers +785 to win series bet. Get it done!

I'll do what I can. Pretty sure I could have pitched better than Marcum in the post season so far.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

holy effing eff. voka has booze in it.

Mila Voka?

Come se llama?

Me llamo Mateo. :upsidedownquestionmark: Y tu?

 

[Oh Yes!]

Cubs can rebuild around fielder. He's 26. Castro and fielder +100 mm is a good start

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Cubs can rebuild around fielder. He's 26. Castro and fielder +100 mm is a good start

One would think.

 

[Dungeon Master]

holy effing eff. voka has booze in it.

Mila Voka?

Come se llama?

Me llamo Mateo. :upsidedownquestionmark: Y tu?

Donde esta el biblioteca?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Cubs can rebuild around fielder. He's 26. Castro and fielder +100 mm is a good start

One would think.

Fielder going to DC, book it.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Linda cohn? You poor *******

God I have always loved her. She works out, like Demi Moore without the drug addiction and the stinky snatch.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

holy effing eff. voka has booze in it.

Mila Voka?

Come se llama?

Me llamo Mateo. :upsidedownquestionmark: Y tu?

Donde esta el biblioteca?

I have invented a maneuver.

Cubs can rebuild around fielder. He's 26. Castro and fielder +100 mm is a good start

One would think.

Fielder going to DC, book it.

Although one interesting possibility that MKE radio is tossing around is Miami. According to one particular radio show is that a signing like Prince is what they will need with a new field, new image and a history of throwing money around when the time is right.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Jesus. DR told us 2 weeks till the baby comes. It's my bday and I can barely see. Am I in the wrong?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Jesus. DR told us 2 weeks till the baby comes. It's my bday and I can barely see. Am I in the wrong?

Gray area IMO

 

[Oh Yes!]

I'm legally blind

 

[Dungeon Master]

I'm legally blind

oh, ok.

 

[Oh Yes!]

I'm legally blind

oh, ok.

Thats kinda gaywad thing to say

 

[Dungeon Master]

I'm legally blind

oh, ok.

Thats kinda gaywad thing to say

I am what I am.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm legally blind

oh, ok.

Thats kinda gaywad thing to say

I am what I am.

Let's not fight. I just watched Waynes World. If I've learned anything, it's that #1 Tia Carrere was freaking hot and #2 bad things happen when everyone's Kung Fu FightingNot sure how it applies here but it does.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Tia Carrerre was hot.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Tia Carrerre was is hot.

Her sister Asia aint to shabby either

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you get smashed with Bronkowitz. Puttin down some Schlitz

[Peter Boyle]Puttin down some SCHLIIIIITZ!!

[/Peter Boyle]

I put about 7 or 8 seconds into that. It should have gotten more love :(

 

[Dungeon Master]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you get smashed with Bronkowitz. Puttin down some Schlitz

[Peter Boyle]Puttin down some SCHLIIIIITZ!!

[/Peter Boyle]

I put about 7 or 8 seconds into that. It should have gotten more love :(

I love you.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to

Why don't you get smashed with Bronkowitz. Puttin down some Schlitz

[Peter Boyle]Puttin down some SCHLIIIIITZ!!

[/Peter Boyle]

I put about 7 or 8 seconds into that. It should have gotten more love :(

I love you.

Text sent

 

[Guster]

Sitting at my favorite local bar, 2 drinks in before the games even start.

 

[Guster]

Bartender at this bar has an amazing set of bolt ons. Trying to see if I can get a pic to post...

 

[-fish-]

I just went to breakfast to nurse my hangover at this place that only has a beer and wine license, so bloody marys weren't an option but I did have two mimosas. Now I feel dirty and drunk.

 

[Guster]

I just went to breakfast to nurse my hangover at this place that only has a beer and wine license, so bloody marys weren't an option but I did have two mimosas. Now I feel dirty and drunk.

3 beers and a bloody Mary in. Love this bar - I walk in on a Sunday and they know to get me a bloody Mary without having to say anything

 

[Guster]

Oh god, a super annoying chick just sat down next to me and won't stop #####ing about every little thing in her life

 

[rickyjgo]

Oh god, a super annoying chick just sat down next to me and won't stop #####ing about every little thing in her life

:confetti: Godspeed to you Friend.

 

[rickyjgo]

I know that I am way early in asking for support for my irresponsible behavioral actions tonight, but a shout-out (or two) later tonight will make my hangover at work a little less drastic. Please clap for tinkerbell, if you believe...

 

[rickyjgo]

last post, tossed the remainder of my drink. Too late for me and too early for you.

fjdaskhfkjasefiufufufufufu #### fantastic

deuces

 

[Guster]

last post, tossed the remainder of my drink. Too late for me and too early for you.

fjdaskhfkjasefiufufufufufu #### fantastic

deuces

Deuces: My link and My link

 

[-fish-]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

WOMP WOMP

 

[Ser Ulric]

LET THE MEAD FLOW FREELY, M'LORD'S. HO HO!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

LET THE MEAD FLOW FREELY, M'LORD'S. HO HO!

WHO APPROACHES THE GATE?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pomegranate vodka and diet Sierra Mist

It's all I have right now :shudder:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pomegranate vodka and diet Sierra MistIt's all I have right now :shudder:

Please tell me you have boatloads of ice and drugs.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pomegranate vodka and diet Sierra MistIt's all I have right now :shudder:

Please tell me you have boatloads of ice and drugs.

Does Kodiak count as drugs?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pomegranate vodka and diet Sierra MistIt's all I have right now :shudder:

Please tell me you have boatloads of ice and drugs.

Does Kodiak count as drugs?

I'll allow it.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pomegranate vodka and diet Sierra MistIt's all I have right now :shudder:

Please tell me you have boatloads of ice and drugs.

Does Kodiak count as drugs?

I'll allow it.

Sweet

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

LINDSAY BUCKINGHAM

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

LINDSAY BUCKINGHAM

:sniff: Oh God there is no ####### drummer better than Neil Peart!

 

[Guster]

I really like apple pie moonshine. Pounded a pint of it, poured another and things are starting to get a bit fuzzy. My buddy made this batch with ever clear and spiced rum

ETA: typing is hard

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

LINDSAY BUCKINGHAM

:sniff: Oh God there is no ####### drummer better than Neil Peart!

Don't remember posting this one.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I really like apple pie moonshine. Pounded a pint of it, poured another and things are starting to get a bit fuzzy. My buddy made this batch with ever clear and spiced rum ETA: typing is hard

My GB has a similar recipe. Perfect for tailgating on a cool autumn day. Or hammering down in the living room on a Thursday night