**** OFFICIAL FFA 2025-2026 Fake NBA Draft **** - Draft Has Started (9 Viewers)

[Chemical X]

apparently i have a liszt for scoobus doobis doo.

 

[scoobus]

Need someone behind me to send a list to, not sure who's here during the day, let's go with... @Chemical X

 

[Kev4029]

I'll go with Dillon Brooks - I have two players that I actually want more but I think Brooks is about the last top tier wing defender that won't tank the offense.

@the moops

 

[the moops]

Just woke. Need some coffee first

 

[the moops]

7.07 Nickeil Alexander- Walker - Atlanta Hawks

@Yo Mama

 

[Kev4029]

7.07 Nickeil Alexander- Walker - Atlanta Hawks

@Yo Mama

This was one of the other dudes I was looking at. He probably fills a bigger need for me as a point of attack defender but I strangely trust Brooks' shooting just a little more and I think Brooks' player type is a little less common.

 

[Jayrod]

Facing super teams like this, you're gunna need some pretty nasty defenders on the court at all times, and this guy showed out as one of the best during last year's championship run:

Alex Caruso

Steal of the draft. By far. I’m flabbergasted he went so late.

He's not a high minute, 82 game consistent guy. He's rarely been a starter and won't start for OKC.

He was magnificent in the playoffs, but that's not the guy you'll get during the season.

 

[Desert_Power]

Facing super teams like this, you're gunna need some pretty nasty defenders on the court at all times, and this guy showed out as one of the best during last year's championship run:

Alex Caruso

Steal of the draft. By far. I’m flabbergasted he went so late.

He's not a high minute, 82 game consistent guy. He's rarely been a starter and won't start for OKC.

He was magnificent in the playoffs, but that's not the guy you'll get during the season.

I considered him strongly for one of my defensive role players, but he's also on the wrong side of 30 (like the rest of us).

 

[Jayrod]

Facing super teams like this, you're gunna need some pretty nasty defenders on the court at all times, and this guy showed out as one of the best during last year's championship run:

Alex Caruso

Steal of the draft. By far. I’m flabbergasted he went so late.

He's not a high minute, 82 game consistent guy. He's rarely been a starter and won't start for OKC.

He was magnificent in the playoffs, but that's not the guy you'll get during the season.

I considered him strongly for one of my defensive role players, but he's also on the wrong side of 30 (like the rest of us).

I took Lu Dort over him.

 

[Jayrod]

I know who I want, but Yo Mama could take him so I'll wait.

 

[Yo Mama]

Lots of guys on my short list taken this round. Yo Mama selects:

7.09 - Josh Hart, NYK F

This guy is a plug and play, do everything guy who brings energy, irritates the opponent, will keep the ball moving on offense, can defend on the wing at multiple positions, and is a great rebounder for his size.

@Jayrod

 

[Frostillicus]

Lots of guys on my short list taken this round. Yo Mama selects:

7.09 - Josh Hart, NYK F

This guy is a plug and play, do everything guy who brings energy, irritates the opponent, will keep the ball moving on offense, can defend on the wing at multiple positions, and is a great rebounder for his size.

@Jayrod

well ****

 

[Yo Mama]

Need someone behind me to send a list to, not sure who's here during the day, let's go with... @Chemical X

I can always take a list but I’m in front of you this round

 

[Sammy3469]

Facing super teams like this, you're gunna need some pretty nasty defenders on the court at all times, and this guy showed out as one of the best during last year's championship run:

Alex Caruso

Steal of the draft. By far. I’m flabbergasted he went so late.

I was struggling with if I should pick him. Ultimately I decided since so many of these teams are stacked, I'm not sure his value is as high when drafting 15 uber good teams versus 30 teams. He takes Brunson...great, I still have Durant or Khawi to start the offense. Then on the other side, you play him and Brunson gets to play him. Granted he takes away the first option, but the second or third option on a lot of these teams is still fantastic.

 

[Frostillicus]

Caruso sucks

 

[Kev4029]

Facing super teams like this, you're gunna need some pretty nasty defenders on the court at all times, and this guy showed out as one of the best during last year's championship run:

Alex Caruso

Steal of the draft. By far. I’m flabbergasted he went so late.

I was struggling with if I should pick him. Ultimately I decided since so many of these teams are stacked, I'm not sure his value is as high when drafting 15 uber good teams versus 30 teams. He takes Brunson...great, I still have Durant or Khawi to start the offense. Then on the other side, you play him and Brunson gets to play him. Granted he takes away the first option, but the second or third option on a lot of these teams is still fantastic.

He is fantastic at being a menace that is flying around behind the play too which is what makes him stand out from so many other guys. He is one of the best man defenders and one of the best center fielder types in the NBA. There was a big hubbub around Dyson Daniels averaging 3 steals per game - he only averaged 0.2 steals more per 36 than Caruso and Caruso is a superior man defender.

That said, I kind of agree with your point and @Jayrod point as well that playoff Caruso is not regular season Caruso. I think he was a good pick and if I hadn't picked an OKC guy he would have been on my very short list for my last two picks, but not a steal as he'll only play 1200-1500 minutes and he is already hurt. I love injured players though.

 

[Jayrod]

Lots of guys on my short list taken this round. Yo Mama selects:

7.09 - Josh Hart, NYK F

This guy is a plug and play, do everything guy who brings energy, irritates the opponent, will keep the ball moving on offense, can defend on the wing at multiple positions, and is a great rebounder for his size.

@Jayrod

Already taken, boss.

@Yo Mama Kev took him at pick #90

 

[Frostillicus]

I've only picked from two divisions so far.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'll go with Dillon Brooks - I have two players that I actually want more but I think Brooks is about the last top tier wing defender that won't tank the offense.

@the moops

Nope, Dillon Brooks was Kev's pick. Not sure why it's wrong in the sheet.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Facing super teams like this, you're gunna need some pretty nasty defenders on the court at all times, and this guy showed out as one of the best during last year's championship run:

Alex Caruso

Steal of the draft. By far. I’m flabbergasted he went so late.

I was struggling with if I should pick him. Ultimately I decided since so many of these teams are stacked, I'm not sure his value is as high when drafting 15 uber good teams versus 30 teams. He takes Brunson...great, I still have Durant or Khawi to start the offense. Then on the other side, you play him and Brunson gets to play him. Granted he takes away the first option, but the second or third option on a lot of these teams is still fantastic.

He is fantastic at being a menace that is flying around behind the play too which is what makes him stand out from so many other guys. He is one of the best man defenders and one of the best center fielder types in the NBA. There was a big hubbub around Dyson Daniels averaging 3 steals per game - he only averaged 0.2 steals more per 36 than Caruso and Caruso is a superior man defender.

That said, I kind of agree with your point and @Jayrod point as well that playoff Caruso is not regular season Caruso. I think he was a good pick and if I hadn't picked an OKC guy he would have been on my very short list for my last two picks, but not a steal as he'll only play 1200-1500 minutes and he is already hurt. I love injured players though.

I certainly get knocking Caruso back some due to availability, but I guess when I'm evaluating teams in this fake league, I'm thinking playoff basketball.

 

[Yo Mama]

I'll go with Dillon Brooks - I have two players that I actually want more but I think Brooks is about the last top tier wing defender that won't tank the offense.

@the moops

Bump for @Jayrod - the spreadsheet is wrong

 

[Jayrod]

WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!

 

[Jayrod]

OK, I'll pick then.....

Immanuel Quickley - PG, Toronto Raptors

 

[Kev4029]

I'll go with Dillon Brooks - I have two players that I actually want more but I think Brooks is about the last top tier wing defender that won't tank the offense.

@the moops

Bump for @Jayrod - the spreadsheet is wrong

Anonymous Nyan Cat or Anonymous Tiger fixed it in the spreadsheet!

 

[Jayrod]

@Frostillicus @Minshewmania

 

[Desert_Power]

I'll go with Dillon Brooks - I have two players that I actually want more but I think Brooks is about the last top tier wing defender that won't tank the offense.

@the moops

Bump for @Jayrod - the spreadsheet is wrong

Anonymous Nyan Cat or Anonymous Tiger fixed it in the spreadsheet!

Not one of my like 3 Google accounts I keep hitting the sheet with.

 

[Kev4029]

@Frostillicus @Minshewmania

@meatraffle @meatspin.com

 

[the moops]

I think I put Hart instead of Brooks. Same annoying not good player type

 

[Frostillicus]

7.11 PG Payton Pritchard, BOS

I have all these really athletic young guys, but nobody who just wants to stand around and wait for the pass to knock down a few threes. This guy can do that.

@Eephus @Honus @Funkley

 

[Eephus]

7.12 - Stephon Castle - G - Spurs

@Juxtatarot

 

[Juxtatarot]

7.13 De'Andre Hunter - Cavs

@Bob Loblaw

 

[Bob Loblaw]

7.14 - Donte DiVincenzo - Minnesota T'Wolves

8.01 - Tari Eason - Houston Rockets

@Juxtatarot

 

[Juxtatarot]

8.02 Naz Reid - Minnesota Timberwolves

Back to @Eephus

 

[Yo Mama]

Every time I add a player to my short list, they get taken.

 

[Sammy3469]

I have X's picks...pretty sure there's still plenty of talent available

 

[Eephus]

8.03 - Jakob Poeltl - Toronto

Gives me a more traditional big body to backup Adebayo as well as a NBA guessing game to play in my spare time.

Poeltl - The NBPA player guessing game

Poeltl. The NBPA player guessing game. Try to guess the mystery player in 8 guesses. New mystery players every day at midnight EST!

poeltl.nbpa.com

@Frostillicus

 

[Kev4029]

8.03 - Jakob Poeltl - Toronto

Gives me a more traditional big body to backup Adebayo as well as a NBA guessing game to play in my spare time.

Poeltl - The NBPA player guessing game

Poeltl. The NBPA player guessing game. Try to guess the mystery player in 8 guesses. New mystery players every day at midnight EST!

poeltl.nbpa.com

@Frostillicus

If Toronto was drafting, he would have been like a third rounder here.

 

[Sammy3469]

8.03 - Jakob Poeltl - Toronto

Gives me a more traditional big body to backup Adebayo as well as a NBA guessing game to play in my spare time.

Poeltl - The NBPA player guessing game

Poeltl. The NBPA player guessing game. Try to guess the mystery player in 8 guesses. New mystery players every day at midnight EST!

poeltl.nbpa.com

@Frostillicus

That thing is rigged today.

 

[Kev4029]

8.03 - Jakob Poeltl - Toronto

Gives me a more traditional big body to backup Adebayo as well as a NBA guessing game to play in my spare time.

Poeltl - The NBPA player guessing game

Poeltl. The NBPA player guessing game. Try to guess the mystery player in 8 guesses. New mystery players every day at midnight EST!

poeltl.nbpa.com

@Frostillicus

So today's player is a lie - he was cut before the season started. I'm mad at that game already.

 

[Juxtatarot]

8.03 - Jakob Poeltl - Toronto

Gives me a more traditional big body to backup Adebayo as well as a NBA guessing game to play in my spare time.

Poeltl - The NBPA player guessing game

Poeltl. The NBPA player guessing game. Try to guess the mystery player in 8 guesses. New mystery players every day at midnight EST!

poeltl.nbpa.com

@Frostillicus

So today's player is a lie - he was cut before the season started. I'm mad at that game already.

I wish you would have told me this five minutes ago.

 

[Kev4029]

8.03 - Jakob Poeltl - Toronto

Gives me a more traditional big body to backup Adebayo as well as a NBA guessing game to play in my spare time.

Poeltl - The NBPA player guessing game

Poeltl. The NBPA player guessing game. Try to guess the mystery player in 8 guesses. New mystery players every day at midnight EST!

poeltl.nbpa.com

@Frostillicus

So today's player is a lie - he was cut before the season started. I'm mad at that game already.

I wish you would have told me this five minutes ago.

Yesterday's is more legit.

 

[Eephus]

Poeltl is so slow he dragged the draft to a halt

 

[Jayrod]

Sent @Yo Mama my 2 person list as frosty could take either of them

 

[Yo Mama]

Sent @Yo Mama my 2 person list as frosty could take either of them

Got it

 

[Frostillicus]

8.4 PF P.J. Washington, DAL

@Jayrod @refstinks

 

[Yo Mama]

@Jayrod takes Cameron Johnson, F Den

Who I wanted.

 

[Yo Mama]

Ok, I’ll regroup and take some needed point of attack defense. Yo Mama selects:

8.06 - Cason Wallace, OKC G

He’ll also give me some secondary playmaking to keep things moving when Harden is out.

Guards - James Harden, Desmond Bane, Cason Wallace
Wings - Jaylen Brown, Josh Hart
Bigs - Victor Wembanyama, Myles Turner, Draymond Green

@scoobus

 

[Yo Mama]

Need someone behind me to send a list to, not sure who's here during the day, let's go with... @Chemical X

@Chemical X - did you get a list from Scoobus?

 

[the moops]

I can pick a Warrior cause the other guys already got one.

8.08 Al Horford - Golden State Warriors

He is old, but with Mobley and Chet, this should make a very fine, super switchable, floor spacing trio. They all can play the 4 or the 5

 

[Sammy3469]

Need someone behind me to send a list to, not sure who's here during the day, let's go with... @Chemical X

@Chemical X - did you get a list from Scoobus?

Hmm...I have a Chem X list, so we may be out of luck