***OFFICIAL*** Jared Lorenzon Nickname Thread (1 Viewer)

[John Mamula]

What should I call him going forward?



I have set it up as to where Kentucky grads can vote twice in this poll as they should have more say than the rest of us.

3 poll questions in 1. Fro.

 

[The Man Who Met Andy Griffith]

FlaVVed:

BBQB

(Big Beautiful Quarterback)

 

[massraider]

J Load for sure.

 

[Britney Spears]

How bout that Randy Moss?

 

[Despyzer]

Fla\/\/ed. No "AD" option.

 

[Flexmaster]

Jared "Subway Sharts" Lorenzen......................

 

[ack34]

The Battleship Lorenzen

 

[ImTheScientist]

The Battleship Lorenzen

 

[Tiger Fan]

lol bagger

 

[Swampy]

Holy Crap Hes a Qb

 

[John Mamula]

Fla\/\/ed. No "AD" option.

i actually put that in there, but then took it out.

 

[Gr00vus]

I would have voted other.

The guy looks like a Kicker, that's what I'd call him. Like he's Janikowski's "little" brother or something.

 

[Despyzer]

Fla\/\/ed. No "AD" option.

i actually put that in there, but then took it out.

I was just reading this profile on the Ravens and there were numerous quotes from the players on their thoughts on AD's departure. I was pretty until I figured out they were talking about Adalius Thomas. Apparently there is little or no criteria for possessing this nickname. Heck, I think I might start calling myself AD.

 

[Gr00vus]

Fla\/\/ed. No "AD" option.

i actually put that in there, but then took it out.

I was just reading this profile on the Ravens and there were numerous quotes from the players on their thoughts on AD's departure. I was pretty until I figured out they were talking about Adalius Thomas. Apparently there is little or no criteria for possessing this nickname. Heck, I think I might start calling myself AD.

It's like the Spartacus of football.By the way, Pillsbury Throwboy is genius whoever came up with that.

 

[eom]

lorensaurus

 

[Billy Pilgrim]

As a nod to Charles Barkley, the Round Mound of Touchdowns

 

[Sweet Love]

FlaVVed...people actually graduate from Kentucky?

 

[az_prof]

Hoss (think Bonanza)

 

[SSOG]

I'm a UF guy, which isn't exactly a Kentucky Grad, but I'm still well acquainted with Lorenzen. I always call him J-Load in casual conversation, since it's a lot easier to say, and save "The Pillsbury Throwboy" for special occassions. I can't imagine limiting myself to just one or the other.

 

[The Shizzle]

Fla\/\/ed. No "AD" option.

i actually put that in there, but then took it out.

HaHa thats what she said!!

 

[Gr00vus]

I can't imagine limiting myself to just one or the other.

And let's be honest - why should you have to?GB Lorenzen for keeping the dream alive. I mean, he's got all that top of the line equipment and facilities at his disposal, but he's managed to stay true to himself, be a real NFL pro and maintain a physique that makes Rerun look like Kiera Knightley. And he's getting paid NFL backup QB cash money all the while.

 

[John Mamula]

FlaVVed...people actually graduate from Kentucky?

shhhhhit was a trick question.

 

[nygiants56]

What should I call him going forward? I have set it up as to where Kentucky grads can vote twice in this poll as they should have more say than the rest of us.3 poll questions in 1. Fro.

here in north NJ,there is only one name he's known by:the Hefty Lefty

 

[John Mamula]

Fla\/\/ed. No "AD" option.

i actually put that in there, but then took it out.

HaHa thats what she said!!

 

[cstu]

JLoad is too good, surprised at so few votes.

 

[BassNBrew]

Are you a Kentucky grad?Yes [ 0 ] [0.00%] No [ 57 ] [100.00%] Kentucky grads: Pick the nickname againPillsbury Throwboy [ 1 ] [1.75%] J Load [ 1 ] [1.75%] Hefty Lefty [ 5 ] [8.77%] I am not a Kentucky grad [ 50 ] [87.72%]

The reading comprehension around here never ceases to amaze me. I guess 7 staff members have logged votes.

 

[John Mamula]

Are you a Kentucky grad?Yes [ 0 ] [0.00%] No [ 57 ] [100.00%] Kentucky grads: Pick the nickname againPillsbury Throwboy [ 1 ] [1.75%] J Load [ 1 ] [1.75%] Hefty Lefty [ 5 ] [8.77%] I am not a Kentucky grad [ 50 ] [87.72%]

The reading comprehension around here never ceases to amaze me. I guess 7 staff members have logged votes.

10/10

 

[prymetyme25]

FlaVVed:BBQB(Big Beautiful Quarterback)

I didnt know what this meant the first time i saw it know that I know this has to be it. :X

 

[JohnnyU]

FlaVVed...people actually graduate from Kentucky?

Actually they produce a lot of academic All-Americans every year.

 

[The Duff Man]

I can't believe it's not Manning.

 

[drdgreenlove]

fat *******

 

[JohnnyU]

Pizza-the-Hut

 

[ctriopelle]

fat *******

ya beat me to the punch!

 

[prymetyme25]

The Huddle

 

[SSOG]

I do have to say, it's a real shame that Jacobs got injured just as JLoad was coming into the job. You could probably line a backup guard at fullback and he would actually bring the average weight of that backfield DOWN.

 

[Squatch]

As a UK fan and alumnus, I've always preferred Jelly Rollenzen.

 

[a_rackowski]

Fat J

 

[Nemesis]

fat bachelor

Corrected

 

[Englishteacher]

FTOY

funniest thread of year

"here's the snap to Lorenzen... he's eating the ball!" btw, that wasn't very funny

pretty weak of a 280 pound QB; he didn't dive for the first down on the last play for the Giants, a 4th down play. You're 280 pounds! Come on! what's with this slide Well, maybe he just got tired running 7 yards and couldn't make it the last three.