Search for the FFA's Greatest Thread Killer (1 Viewer)

[The Future Champs]

Only 23, but I'll bet I shoot up in the rankings when a "% of posts" count is run.

[excuse] It's probably due to posting late at night when no one else is around. [/excuse]

 

[Jolly Swagman]

I am not on there at all!

 

[MrPhoenix]

I haven't even killed 20? I call shenanigans here.

MrPhoenix 13

Such a lucky number....

 

[higgins]

I haven't even killed 20? I call shenanigans here.

MrPhoenix 13

Could I get a count, please? My guess is 7.TIA

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

I haven't even killed 20? I call shenanigans here.

MrPhoenix 13

Could I get a count, please? My guess is 7.TIA

higgins 8

 

[Tom Servo]

So I just ran a quick macro. For time/resource reasons I only pulled the first 325 pages of the FFA (16250 threads, dating back to September 2009). Here's the breakdown of posters and the number of threads they've ended in that span (I cut it off at posters with a minimum of 20 threads killed to keep the list relatively short):

KnowledgeReignsSupreme 151

Leroy Hoard 146

videoguy505 95

Christo 94

jon_mx 85

eoMMan 84

flapgreen 84

Otis 84

Chadstroma 82

RudiStein 81

Osaurus 80

Tom Servo 78

I can't even win a thread-killing contest.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I already forgot his name but who was the poster with the Stuart Scott avatar that pretty much everyone hated?his signature used to say "I don't start threads, I finish them"

Matrix?

 

[videoguy505]

I think I killed off 5 more just today.

 

[videoguy505]

Always thought it was me.

#3 in the last year or so.

This doesn't account for aliases of course.

So I am #1. Figures.

Oh, and don't think I didn't notice that no one posted in this thread after me since Aug. 20. <_<

 

[Chris B.]

40... not bad.

Can we get the stats on who gets the most threads deleted/locked?

 

[Dr. No]

32... wow. that's a pretty high % of my posts.

my negativity is good thread ending material

 

[otello]

So I just ran a quick macro. For time/resource reasons I only pulled the first 325 pages of the FFA (16250 threads, dating back to September 2009). Here's the breakdown of posters and the number of threads they've ended in that span (I cut it off at posters with a minimum of 20 threads killed to keep the list relatively short):KnowledgeReignsSupreme 151Leroy Hoard 146videoguy505 95Christo 94jon_mx 85eoMMan 84flapgreen 84Otis 84Chadstroma 82RudiStein 81Osaurus 80Tom Servo 78Fennis 77St. Louis Bob 76mr. furley 75Zow 74Das Boot 71CrossEyed 70Parrothead 70Homer J Simpson 68TommyGilmore 6717seconds 66saintfool 65Sarnoff 64Rayderr 61grateful zed 60Hipple, Long, Ware, & Peete 60Sheriff66 60Da Guru 59perry147 59Raider Nation 59kupcho1 58Abraham 57Chaka 57Harry Manback 56belljr 54Hastur 54Mr. Retukes 54urbanhack 54Matthias 53[icon] 52Statorama 52AhrnCityPahnder 51badmojo1006 50hooter311 49Ministry of Pain 49snitwitch 49Maroney=Sped 48shuke 483C's 47SacramentoBob 47Saints-Man 47Joe Bryant 46mon 46prosopis 46TheFanatic 46Bottomfeeder Sports 45Doctor Detroit 45the moops 44jamny 43jdoggydogg 43Jewell 43Oh Yes! 43Sam Quentin 43SuperJohn96 43bakes 42culdeus 42FUBAR 42General Malaise 42MCguidance 42Pick 42Sammy Traveller 42zamboni 42bostonfred 41cstu 41Mad Cow 41EYLive 40glock 40gmbacm 40Ignoratio Elenchi 40IvanKaramazov 40Wrigley 40cosjobs 39DrJ 39bosoxs45 38bueno 38Ilov80s 38Major 38QUEZILLA 38QuizGuy66 38The Commish 38Tiger Fan 38Corporation 37Foosball God 37kaa 37RedmondLonghorn 37SmoovySmoov 37SofaKings 37Walton Goggins 37Aaron Rudnicki 36Arizona Ron 36Phurfur 36PinkydaPimp 36SHIZNITTTT 36the hairy scotsman 36timschochet 36The Z Machine 35TobiasFunke 35wikkidpissah 35Ditkaless Wonders 34SlaX 34wazoo11 34ArcticEdge 33Eephus 33Evilgrin 72 33Kenny Powers 33Mr. Pickles 33Ozymandias 33Postradamus 33TxBuckeye 33Arch Stanton 32Dr. No 32Limp Ditka 32Binky The Doormat 31BRONG 31chet 31DevilsTrifecta 31jonessed 31Ned 31Disco Stu 30Fat Nick 30Finless 30GroveDiesel 30joffer 30LHUCKS 30Mr.Pack 30Flying V 29Gigantomachia 29Maurile Tremblay 29McJose 29NorvilleBarnes 29PIK95 29Bob Sacamano 28Buddy Ball 2K3 28Crimson Hawk 28dickey moe 28Early_10 28glumpy 28Koya 28Masked Vigilante 28Orange Crush 28Sand 28sho nuff 28Tecumseh 28Weapon of Mass Instruction 28Detroit Fan 365 27El Floppo 27HellToupee 27Mario Kart 27oso diablo 27pantagrapher 27safariplanet 27snogger 27Steve Tasker 27bentley 26Celph Titled 26Clayton Gray 26Godsbrother 26Happy Ragnarok 26johnnycakes 26Please See Mine 26Thorn 26TLEF316 26Wingnut 26YSR 26beer 30 25bigbottom 25DaVinci 25E Street Brat 25Eviloutsider 25GTBilly 25IDrinkyourMilkshake 25JAA 25KGB 25Michael Fox Fan 25northern exposure 25PlasmaDogPlasma 25Schlzm 25Aerial Assault 24B-Deep 24BigJohn 24Bull Dozier 24Gr00vus 24JJP 24Josie Maran 24shake zula 24desert rose 23gianmarco 23Idiot Boxer 23Jaysus 23Jojo the circus boy 23Keerock 23Mr. Ected 23Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll 23The Future Champs 23azgroover 22Balance 22beavers 22Chiwawa 22cr8f 22Dexter Manley 22Dr. Awesome 22Judge Smails 22Kirby 22Leeroy Jenkins 22Mookie Blaylock 22Mr. Chumley 22rascal 22Snickers 22tdoss 22BillyBarooo 21ClownCausedChaos 21datonn 21Death Bytes 21Exit 1 21goonsquad 21gump 21Reaper 21whitem0nkey 21AAABatteries 20Adebisi 20Captain Placeholder 20Choke 20Clifton 20Cunk 20Desert_Power 20fasteddie_21 20flufhed 20GloryDaze 20Juxtatarot 20Mr. Know-It-All 20Mr. Yuk 20Psychopav 20This doesn't account for aliases of course. What would perhaps be more interesting is to see these numbers as a percentage of each person's total posts, i.e. their "thread-killing" ratio.

as a ratio of total posts would be useful - LPBA if you will

 

[GroveDiesel]

Even better would be a breakdown by thread classification. How many were political in nature, sports related, etc.

Or how many total posts were in threads that somebody ended. A thread with 3 replies in it that gets ended is different than a thread with 300 replies.

 

[Walton Goggins]

A thread usually sinks once Wal-Gog makes his contribution.

Definitely not a thread killer but need to get that number up

 

[Statorama]

So I just ran a quick macro. For time/resource reasons I only pulled the first 325 pages of the FFA (16250 threads, dating back to September 2009). Here's the breakdown of posters and the number of threads they've ended in that span (I cut it off at posters with a minimum of 20 threads killed to keep the list relatively short):Statorama 52Walton Goggins 37

That's not a good sign

 

[bakes]

I'm a little confused here. Joe Bryant simply has to be #1

Most of the threads Joe kills, he eats and leaves no trace.

 

[videoguy505]

It's still me, right?

 

[SlaX]

Surprised I'm not higher. But I don't post in tons of threads either.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Damn, 2nd place again. :(

IN YOUR FACE LEROY!

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Damn, 2nd place again.

IN YOUR FACE LEROY!

Hoard's like the Norm Peterson of the FFA. I'm pretty sure you can't mock that.

 

[jon_mx]

That was over two months ago.....I gots to be over a hundred now.

 

[mon]

Joe Bryant 46mon 46prosopis 46TheFanatic 46

Knew I was up there. At least I keep good company.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Damn, 2nd place again.

IN YOUR FACE LEROY!

Hoard's like the Norm Peterson of the FFA. I'm pretty sure you can't mock that.

As long as I'm not the Cliff Clavin, I'm ok with that.

 

[videoguy505]

Damn, 2nd place again. :(

IN YOUR FACE LEROY!

 

[jon_mx]

Damn, 2nd place again. :(

IN YOUR FACE LEROY!

Stop posting! This kill is mine! :(

 

[videoguy505]

Damn, 2nd place again. :(

IN YOUR FACE LEROY!

:(

Stop posting! This kill is mine! :(

You don't have what it takes to take on the champ, kid.

 

[jon_mx]

Damn, 2nd place again. :(

IN YOUR FACE LEROY!

:(

Stop posting! This kill is mine! :(

:(You don't have what it takes to take on the champ, kid.

Champ? You are #3.

 

[videoguy505]

Champ? You are #3.

Always thought it was me.

#3 in the last year or so.

This doesn't account for aliases of course.

So I am #1. Figures.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

This doesn't account for aliases of course.

So I am #1. Figures.

Should've known you were an urbanhack alias.

 

[Orange Crush]

I haven't killed 28 threads. I just got to the party too late 28 times, not realizing the thread had already been killed by Stat.

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

I'm not going anywhere.

 

[2Squirrels1Nut]

OMG...I totally have a complex about this...

Seriously? This is something to be proud of.

 

[Hastur]

Awesome work, Ignoratio!

Might you run a macro for July 5, 2005 to January 8, 2009? That would be great, thanks. Love to see how oddball performed.

 

[2Squirrels1Nut]

Joe Bryant 46

Cheater.

 

[Osaurus]

I am really surprised to see myself in the 11 spot. A dubious honor indeed.

 

[PIK95]

Only 23, but I'll bet I shoot up in the rankings when a "% of posts" count is run. [excuse] It's probably due to posting late at night when no one else is around. [/excuse]

 

[Otis]

Top ten, #####es.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The real prize is who gets the last post in this thread.

 

[2Squirrels1Nut]

The real prize is who gets the last post in this thread.

Lock it up, Joe.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

There's still time to kill some threads before the end of the year. Currently, the top ten in the running for the 2010 Spiraling Attitude Award are:

159	Leroy Hoard146	videoguy505115	KnowledgeReignsSupreme107	Chadstroma 94	jon_mx 91	Chaka 91	St. Louis Bob 90	Tom Servo 89	Christo 84	eoMMan

 

[thatguythere]

 

[Papa Georgio]

I seem to always post right at a page break. I've always thought of myself as the creepy school janitor that everyone ignores.

 

[Fennis]

fennis with a bullet (please no replies)

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

fennis with a bullet (please no replies)

You're tied for 11th place, with 78. :(

 

[El Floppo]

Detroit Fan 365 27El Floppo 27HellToupee 27Mario Kart 27oso diablo 27pantagrapher 27safariplanet 27snogger 27Steve Tasker 27

Nice cross-section of FFAers to be tied with.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

Detroit Fan 365 27El Floppo 27HellToupee 27Mario Kart 27oso diablo 27pantagrapher 27safariplanet 27snogger 27Steve Tasker 27

Nice cross-section of FFAers to be tied with.

Update:

44	Doctor Detroit44	El Floppo44	gianmarco44	Joe Bryant44	McJose44	shuke

Better, worse, or about the same?

 

[Tom Servo]

There's still time to kill some threads before the end of the year. Currently, the top ten in the running for the 2010 Spiraling Attitude Award are:

159	Leroy Hoard146	videoguy505115	KnowledgeReignsSupreme107	Chadstroma 94	jon_mx 91	Chaka 91	St. Louis Bob 90	Tom Servo 89	Christo 84	eoMMan

8th place...suck it Otis.

 

[Zow]

2) I say we bump all of the ones killed by Woz - I hate it when that guy gets the last word.

Sounds good to me. I like the attention

 

[PIK95]

The real prize is who gets the last post in this thread.

I tried to sneak it in late night last night but was foiled at 8am. I bet I am in top ten % TK though.

 

[Fennis]

fennis with a bullet (please no replies)

You're tied for 11th place, with 78.

my contribution to the FFA cant be understated