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A frustrated neighbor is in jail for pulling a gun on his naked 56-year-old neighbor who had his music too loud, according to Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.Thomas Kerrigan,29, was arrested after deputies say he was angry with his neighbor who often plays loud music.

The incident occurred at Palm Drive, Bay Point in the Florida Keys around 1 a.m.

A confrontation began after Kerrigan went to pick up the mail for a neighbor who is out of town. When he heard the loud music from another home, deputies say he returned the mail to his home and picked up his loaded .44 magnum firearm.

Kerrigan then pounded on the loud neighbor’s door until he came outside. The unidentified neighbor stepped outside naked and they had a confrontation in the street. Kerrigan says the neighbor was too close to him so he pushed him away.

Kerrigan ordered the naked victim to the ground and had his girlfriend call the Sheriff’s Office, according to deputies.

When officials arrived they said they saw Kerrigan pointing a gun to his naked neighbor. They suspect both men were drinking alcohol before the confrontation.

Kerrigan was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed firearm and improper exhibition of a firearm.

He is being held without bond. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
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JaxBill said:
Tackling Dummies said:
54 year-old brings crack to ICU and hilarity ensues.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/local/man-arrested-after-fire-in-hospital-icu-1.417608
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That's almost unbelievable....until you see the mugshot
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I was getting gas yesterday. I noticed the guy on the other side of the pump from me standing on his tip toes like he was looking at the top of his Tahoe, so I asked him if he needed help with something. As I walked around the pump I see him standing there smoking. He explained to me he was standing on his tip toes to keep the cig away from the pump :mellow:

 
When officials came to arrest 28-year-old Floridian Casey Molter for the thorough dismantling he'd just given his girlfriend's '97 Altima, he told them he'd done it because she was a "spiritual person" who could "tell a person about their dreams." Her latest vision, he added, was a little heavy on the dead grandma dildo sex.

Specifically, according to Treasure Coast Newspapers crime blogger Will Greenlee, Molter's unnamed girlfriend allegedly told him that "his dead grandmother would appear in his dreams and commit unusual sex acts involving him and an adult toy."

For that unwanted prediction, he allegedly smashed her cellphone, slashed the Altima's tires, broke its side mirror, littered it with ambiguously natured "love notes," and adorned it with a single used condom like a maraschino cherry.

Greenlee's report also includes a mention of Molter "throwing the creams and lotions," though it's unclear whether his target was his girlfriend or her Nissan.

According to the incident report, Molter, of Indian River County, told police he "snapped" because he couldn't get the image of his late, sweet granny violating him with "an adult erotic device" out of his head. He was arrested for criminal mischief.
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http://gawker.com/guy-trashes-spiritual-girlfriends-car-after-granny-di-1677076809
 
Baby pulls cocaine from woman's shirt during traffic stop near Daytona BeachBy Associated Press Tue, Feb 3, 2015 @ 9:48 pm

DAYTONA BEACH — Deputies say an 11-month-old boy pulled a baggie full of cocaine from inside the shirt of a woman during a traffic stop near Daytona Beach.

Volusia County Sheriff's deputies stopped a car Sunday for traffic violations.

The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports a K-9 unit arrived to check the car and deputies asked the occupants to step outside with the baby. No drugs were found inside the car, but as the deputy handed a driver's license to Candyce Harden, the baby reached inside her shirt and pulled out the baggie.

It's unclear who the baby belongs to.

An arrest report says deputies found three more baggies and pills without a prescription.

Harden faces multiple charges including child abuse and possession of drugs. It's not known whether she hired a lawyer.
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DeBary man charged with illegally catching alligator for Super Bowl dinner

By Patricio G. Balona

patricio.balona@news-jrnl.com

Published: Monday, February 2, 2015 at 8:54 p.m.

Richard Nixie

A DeBary man chose the wrong menu item for a Super Bowl meal when he decided to kill five small alligators for a gator tail dinner, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said Monday.

Richard Nixie, 30, was arrested Sunday afternoon and charged with possession and taking alligators without a proper tag, Volusia County Branch Jail records show.

According to a report from the wildlife commission, Nixie caught five small alligators -- less than 5 feet in length.

Nixie admitted trapping the alligators and then cutting off their tails for “Super Bowl Dinner” at his home at 130 Maple Drive, the report states.

Nixie was released after posting $500 bail but will have to appear before a judge March 3, according to court records and his arrest report.
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HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, FL. - A garbage truck driver in Hillsborough County made a surprising find in the back end of a garbage truck on Wednesday morning, a man and a woman.

The garbage truck driver, Radames Valazquez, discovered the pair just before compacting the trash in his truck. He called 911 when he could not get the man and woman out.

"I got two people, I don't know how they got in the back of the truck, but they stuck in the truck. I almost killed both of them," he told the 911 dispatcher.

HCSO deputies and EMS crews responded and removed Donald Jordan, 37, and Lisa Sirabella, 49, from the garbage truck.

Deputies initially thought the pair was homeless, but later discovered they had been hanging out at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino and were intoxicated when they fell asleep in the dumpster at a WaWa gas station at Orient Road and Hillsborough Avenue. They wound up in the garbage truck when the dumpster was emptied.

"The male, it was very difficult getting information from him. He was very intoxicated wreaked of alcohol said he was visiting from Kissimee and some friends had left them stranded and they had crawled into the dumpster because it was a warm place," said Cristal Bermudez Nunez with the the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.

Jordan and Sirabella were transported to Tampa General Hospital complaining of back pain.

The HCSO says the WaWa dumpster was one of the garbage truck driver's first stops, so there was not much trash in the truck at the time of the incident.

The garbage truck driver said they received training for this just last week, although he didn't really believe it could happen until he witnesses it today.
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Raider Nation said:
"The male, it was very difficult getting information from him. He was very intoxicated wreaked of alcohol said he was visiting from Kissimee and some friends had left them stranded and they had crawled into the dumpster because it was a warm place," said Cristal Bermudez Nunez with the the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.
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He carried out vengeance of alcohol. God knows I've been there...

 
PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A Spring Breaker has been hospitalized after falling from a second-story balcony in Panama City Beach after friends say they placed him outside because he was snoring too loudly.Bay County Sheriff's officials say they found 31-year-old Justin Harrold unconscious on the hotel pavement Thursday. Friends told authorities they moved Harrold out onto the balcony because he was snoring too loudly. At some point he woke up, and fell.

The News Herald reports Harrold had been drinking heavily before he fell.

Harrold partially regained consciousness and began trying to reposition himself, but authorities tried to keep him still, fearing he had neck and spinal injuries.
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Never bring a pickax to a shotgun fight

Father arrested after pickax and shotgun used in family disturbance in PalatkaBy The Times-Union Mon, Apr 20, 2015 @ 8:54 pm

A Palatka family disturbance over a couple beers led to arrest of one man’s arrest on charges of burglary and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, authorities say.

The incident at Songbird Road in Palatka began with an argument between Elvis Rhodes, 55, and his son Christopher Rhodes, 28, and daughter Elaina Rhodes, 34. The argument started because Elvis took two beers from a cooler on Christopher and Elaina’s front porch, the Sheriff’s Office said.

Elvis Rhodes eventually went to the store and bought beer to replace what he took, then left. He then returned to the home, which shared property with his home, to talk but the younger Rhodeses refused to come out. Elvis Rhodes then went and got a pickax and began hitting the door with it, the Sheriff’s Office said. Christopher responded by getting a shotgun and firing through the door, whereupon Elvis Rhodes left and called for help.

Elvis Rhodes was arrested for burglary and two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He is being held without bond in the Putnam County jail.
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