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Florida congressional candidate claims she rode a spaceship with aliens.
 

Florida has a U.S. senator who once flew aboard the Space Shuttle.

A congressional candidate from Miami can go one better: Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera says she’s been aboard a spaceship too. But this one was crewed by aliens. As in extraterrestrials.

Three blond, big-bodied beings — two females, one male — visited her when she was 7 years old and have communicated telepathically with her several times in her life, she says. (Sen. Bill Nelson served as payload officer aboard the Space Shuttle Columbia in 1986. All seven people aboard were from Earth. As far as is known.)

Rodriguez Aguilera, 59, a Republican who is running to replace retiring Miami Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, recounted her experience with the ETs during a 2009 television interview.

She described “going up” inside the spaceship — though whether it went into space or just hovered around town was left unclear.

“I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship — not like airplanes,” Rodriguez Aguilera said.

In two separate videos posted to YouTube years ago, one by local Spanish-language station America TeVe and another by a political critic with the user name DoralGirl26, Rodriguez Aguilera spoke on television in detail about her extraterrestrial experiences. She said the alien beings reminded her of the famous statue in Rio de Janeiro, Christ the Redeemer, with arms outstretched.

Among the things she said she found out from the aliens:

▪ There are 30,000 skulls — “different from humans” — in a cave in the Mediterranean island of Malta.

▪ The world’s “energy center” is in Africa.

▪ The Coral Castle, a limestone tourist attraction South Miami-Dade, is actually an ancient Egyptian pyramid.

▪ “God is a universal energy.”

She also said that the aliens had mentioned Isis, though she didn’t clarify if they meant the terrorist organization or the ancient Egyptian goddess.
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Leroy Hoard said:
I have to admit that the phrase "Emotional Support Squirrel" is a new one on me.
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I was listening a station on the 'net yesterday and they were talking about this. The male host decided that it would make a great band name, then went further to state that the side project from that band would be "Therapy Duck".

 
Tom Servo said:
Man to be evicted from condo because of his "emotional support squirrel".
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I was thinking of getting into some rental property.... but I think we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg of these "emotional support animal" incidents. The law says the landlord must provide "reasonable accommodation" for them. As more and more of society learns about this law, they are going to push the limits of what is "reasonable", many of which will do it just to see how much they can get away with. Five years from now, incidents like this one are going to be occurring in courtrooms around the US on a daily basis.  

I'm avoiding rental properties for this reason alone. 

 
Politician Spock said:
I was thinking of getting into some rental property.... but I think we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg of these "emotional support animal" incidents. The law says the landlord must provide "reasonable accommodation" for them. As more and more of society learns about this law, they are going to push the limits of what is "reasonable", many of which will do it just to see how much they can get away with. Five years from now, incidents like this one are going to be occurring in courtrooms around the US on a daily basis.  

I'm avoiding rental properties for this reason alone. 
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But of course, if emotional support squirrels are outlawed, only outlaws will have emotional support squirrels.

 
Politician Spock said:
I was thinking of getting into some rental property.... but I think we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg of these "emotional support animal" incidents. The law says the landlord must provide "reasonable accommodation" for them. As more and more of society learns about this law, they are going to push the limits of what is "reasonable", many of which will do it just to see how much they can get away with. Five years from now, incidents like this one are going to be occurring in courtrooms around the US on a daily basis.  

I'm avoiding rental properties for this reason alone. 
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I'm thinking of lassoing an elk from a nearby county and bringing it home.

 
Last word from Billy Gardell: 

Anytime a headline starts Florida man.. you know it will be bizzare twitter.com/ap/status/8649…

 
Politician Spock said:
I was thinking of getting into some rental property.... but I think we're just seeing the tip of the iceberg of these "emotional support animal" incidents. The law says the landlord must provide "reasonable accommodation" for them. As more and more of society learns about this law, they are going to push the limits of what is "reasonable", many of which will do it just to see how much they can get away with. Five years from now, incidents like this one are going to be occurring in courtrooms around the US on a daily basis.  

I'm avoiding rental properties for this reason alone. 
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Can’t recall the last time I’ve flown and NOT seen some young pretentious chick, or harried old bag with a “service animal” dog. Can always hear them saying they’re “emotional support dogs” because “flying gives me anxiety”. It’s everywhere now, it seems. Annoying as ####.

Last flight to Tampa this Kardashian-wannabe’s Yorkie barked the whole damn time. 

 
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