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The Espn article today mentioned that Merion is a course Tiger had never played. Tiger says that is the case. I find that almost impossible to believe. For starters, I imagine that professional golfers who have been on the national circuit since they were 13 have played pretty much every high-quality course in the country at some point. Secondly, they were awarded the 2013 USO after the 2005 Amateur. It is baffling to me that a player like Woods (or any of the others who say they've never seen the course) wouldn't take a day-trip to the course and play 18 on a Tuesday morning sometime in the last 8 years. Strange.
Its not like the course would have anything like an Open setup if he went there in prior years. Other than extra time on the greens, don't know what he'd need that he won't get in a few practice rounds the week of.

 
The Espn article today mentioned that Merion is a course Tiger had never played. Tiger says that is the case. I find that almost impossible to believe. For starters, I imagine that professional golfers who have been on the national circuit since they were 13 have played pretty much every high-quality course in the country at some point. Secondly, they were awarded the 2013 USO after the 2005 Amateur. It is baffling to me that a player like Woods (or any of the others who say they've never seen the course) wouldn't take a day-trip to the course and play 18 on a Tuesday morning sometime in the last 8 years. Strange.
Its not like the course would have anything like an Open setup if he went there in prior years. Other than extra time on the greens, don't know what he'd need that he won't get in a few practice rounds the week of.
Agreed. But being even a little familiar with the grounds would seem a given.
 
So has pretty much everyone conceded Fin's premise is a total flop yet?

Or are the Tiger Trolls just back in hiding waiting for him to actually lose a tourney or two?

 
The Espn article today mentioned that Merion is a course Tiger had never played. Tiger says that is the case. I find that almost impossible to believe. For starters, I imagine that professional golfers who have been on the national circuit since they were 13 have played pretty much every high-quality course in the country at some point. Secondly, they were awarded the 2013 USO after the 2005 Amateur. It is baffling to me that a player like Woods (or any of the others who say they've never seen the course) wouldn't take a day-trip to the course and play 18 on a Tuesday morning sometime in the last 8 years. Strange.
Its not like the course would have anything like an Open setup if he went there in prior years. Other than extra time on the greens, don't know what he'd need that he won't get in a few practice rounds the week of.
Agreed. But being even a little familiar with the grounds would seem a given.
Actually, Tiger has had a replica built in his back yard. It includes all the speed and slope on the greens, and it also includes the computer generated location of where to drop the ball if he hits it into the water, in such a way as to gain a significant advantage.

 
Statcruncher said:
So has pretty much everyone conceded Fin's premise is a total flop yet?

Or are the Tiger Trolls just back in hiding waiting for him to actually lose a tourney or two?
So how many majors has Tiger won since this thread was started?
The thread said he was "finished." Go ahead and defend that.

 
The thread said he was "finished." Go ahead and defend that.
You sure about that Clark?

>He's done. He'll be competitive but he lost the fear factor. Looks like The Gold Bear might be out of the

woods.
I think it was in the deleted subtitle.
The deleted subtitle was :turkishcoffee:Hth
You updating your notebook here Big O or are you going to keep posting things that aren't correct?

 
So we know how creative the USGA can be with Open pairings...How hilarious would it be to pair Tiger and Serg together?

 
I feel bad burying Fin's legacy like this because I was a fan.
You feel bad just once, or 284 times?

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I take Tiger over Sergio in a second. Tiger may be cold, but he's professional with his comments. Sergio is whiny #####.

 
Two of the biggest A-holes in the game. I like the fact that Sergio speaks the truth about what a surly, unliked guy Tiger is, but his racist comment was immature and over the line.

 
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Oh dear. Fuzzy Garcia has really stepped in it now...

The Spaniard was on stage at the European Tour's gala players' awards dinner, where he was questioned by the Golf Channel's Steve Sands. García, who has been embroiled in verbal battles with Woods since the Players Championship at Sawgrass this month, was asked in jest if he would have the American round for dinner one night during the upcoming US Open. "We will have him round every night," García said. "We will serve fried chicken."
 
Oh dear. Fuzzy Garcia has really stepped in it now...

The Spaniard was on stage at the European Tour's gala players' awards dinner, where he was questioned by the Golf Channel's Steve Sands. García, who has been embroiled in verbal battles with Woods since the Players Championship at Sawgrass this month, was asked in jest if he would have the American round for dinner one night during the upcoming US Open. "We will have him round every night," García said. "We will serve fried chicken."
:lmao:
 
Good lord...Sergio needs a handler. What an idiot. He's throwing away bags of cash every time he opens his trap.

 
So has pretty much everyone conceded Fin's premise is a total flop yet?

Or are the Tiger Trolls just back in hiding waiting for him to actually lose a tourney or two?
I'm not sure you have the ability, because you're a pathetic troll, but be honest for once.......what do you think Tiger would prefer....being the number one ranked golfer, or being able to actually win one of the tournaments that really matter? Do you think Federer would rather be ranked #1 by winning a bunch of 'other' tournaments or win Slam events?

 
Why go the fried chicken angle when there is so much material you could use against Tiger? Dumb, dumb, dumb...

"We'd have him over ever night. We'll stock up on call girls and get take-in from the Waffle House."

 
Why go the fried chicken angle when there is so much material you could use against Tiger? Dumb, dumb, dumb...

"We'd have him over ever night. We'll stock up on call girls and get take-in from the Waffle House."
The fried chicken comment is almost worse than another racist comment.

He's basically thinking... hmmm what can I say that is unacceptable and racist?... oh yeah, I'll repeat what Fuzzy said. Everybody hated that.

 
Why go the fried chicken angle when there is so much material you could use against Tiger? Dumb, dumb, dumb...

"We'd have him over ever night. We'll stock up on call girls and get take-in from the Waffle House."
Exactly. I would have gone with "Frosted Flakes and Turkish Coffee".

 

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