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What is the greatest rap lyric of all time? (2 Viewers)

Big Daddy Kane had some great ones

Cause any husband won't, I'm a neighbor who will, get the job done..I work

My name aint Keith so could you please stop Sweatin me?

 
godgers12 said:
Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen

I ain't no politician but I'll kick it within a minute

Cause see, they call me a menace and if the shoe fits I'll wear it

But if it don't, then ya'll swallow the truth grin and bear it

Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics?

Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics?

Using his music to steer it sharing his views and his merits

But there's a huge interference, they're saying, "You shouldn't hear it."

Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit

Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish

But I'm debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America

as a mother####ing drug addict like you didn't experiment?

Now now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror

and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrassed

And I got nothing to do but make you look stupid as parents

You ####### do-gooders - too bad you couldn't DO-GOOD at marriage!

And do you have any clue what I had to do to get here I don't

think you do so stay tuned and keep your ears glued to the stereo

Cause here we go, he's {Jigga durra Jigga da chk Jigga}

And I'm the sinister, Mr. Kiss-My-### it's just the..

See, I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare

Jesus Christ the King of these Latter Day Saints here

To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me

as a monger of hate, Satan and scatter-brained atheist

But that ain't the case, see, it's a matter of taste

We as a people decide if Shady's as bad as they say he is

Or is he the ladder, a gateway to escape?

Media scapegoat, they can be mad at today

See, it's as easy as cake, simple as whistling Dixie

while I'm waving the pistol at sixty Christians against me

Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics

in holy water no wonder they try to hold me under longer

I'm a mother####ing spiteful, delightful eyeful

The new Ice Cube, mother####ers hate to like you

What did I do? (huh) I'm just a kid from the gutter

making his butter off these bloodsuckers, cause I'm a mother####ing
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Hard to beat Nas saying you killed Jay Z on his own song and Jay Z admitting it.

 
I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun

I fought the law and I cold won

Black Beard's weak - Moby ****'s on the tick

'Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six

My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker

Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker

Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state

And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate

 
Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie
I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due
You can go #### yourself like Captain Kangaroo

 
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue
From a razor in a paper cup
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your ####### all saggy in your early 20's
I hope there's always snow in your driveway
I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck
And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill #### on your shirt
I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face
Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade
I hope you happy, I hope you happy
I hope you ruined this #### for a reason, I hope you happy, igh!

[Hook]
Why you always all on my back?
Why you gotta do me like that?
Why you gotta act like a ##### when I'm with you?
Baby girl I'm blue

[Outro: Chance The Rapper]
La la la la


 
It was war they wanted and war they got
But they wilted in the heat when me Uzi got hot

...

Pantagrapher's post reminded me of some of my favorite funny lyrics:

'Cause jammin' on is what we do best
It's what separates us from the rest
And if you go deep, I'll cruise down for real
Let me tell what happened to the Man of Steel:

He said, I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set
I don't need no fans to cool my amps, I just use my super breath
I could fly three times around the world without missin' a beat
I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet

And then he turned his power on and the ground began to move
And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove
And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he wouldn't fight
We rocked his butt with a 12-inch cut called "Disco Kryptonite"

Well, Superman looked up at me, he said, "You rock so naturally"
I said now that you've learned to deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real
I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race
I do it right 'cause I can't do it wrong
That's why the whole world is singin' this song

 
"Hanging out on the streets with my homies, sippin' down some beer of cronies.."

Yo' BAAM!.....Cradle Rock style!

 
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Maybe you're a ******* child you think

Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink

Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan

But you hate lasagna and the pizza man

 
My ex-man brought his new girlfriend

She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna shake.

And to the fella over there with the hella good hair

Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake

 
You wanna know why I invest all my money into haze and into dope
'Cause right now, I'm currently a slave for Interscope
Respect first, then money - basic ####
If you got #####z under pressure, you could take they ####
Listen, I'm-a leave you right where you stand
Have the ambulance pass ya Timberlands off right to ya man
'Cause he #####, he ain't gonna do nothin' but look
When it come to beef, he don't wanna do nothing but cook
As soon as the chrome scope him, right there, two in the dome
Smokin', Kiss keep funeral homes open
I fall back, smoke an ounce in the dark
Bounce on a Preme track like I bounce on a NARC
Keep playin', y'all #####z will burn
And you know they say it takes somethin' to happen for #####z to learn
Let the forty cal give em a perm
This industry is like bacteria and my flow is a germ
Just mad 'cause you'll never be as nice as I am
J to the mwah and I'll leave you right where you stand

It's been awhile since I listened to Jadakiss. Looks like he has a new album from two months ago....

 
"In 1995, you'll twist to this

As you raise your fist to the music

United we stand, yes divided we fall

Together we can stand tall

Brothers that try to work it out

They get mad, revolt, revise, realize

They're super bad

Small chance a smart brother's

Gonna be a victim of his own circumstance

Sabotaged, Shellshocked, rocked and ruled

Day in the life of a fool

Like I said before to live it low

Life take you time, time yo go slow

Look here, not a thing to fear

Brother to brother not another as sincere

Teach a man how to be father

To never tell a woman he can't bother

You can't say you don't know

What I'm talkin' 'bout

But one day ... brothers gonna work it out."

 
 
I'll come into your house make love to your spouse

#### her in the mouth then I'm out what

These type of things happens all the time

You trying to get yours but I'm a kill for mine

 
Never badder than bad cause the brother is madder than mad
At the fact that's corrupt as a senator
Soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope
Cause the beats and the lines are so dope

 
"Pull the truck up front, and roll up the next blunt / So we can steam on the way to the telly, go fill my belly / A T-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape"

 
"Thinkin' of a master plan

'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand"

Or

"First you said all you want is love and affection

Let me be your angel and I'll be your protection

Take you out, buy you all kinds of things

I must of got you too hot and burned off your wings"

 
When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the wall
and in the back of my mind I hear my conscience call
Telling me I need a girl who's as sweet as a dove
for the first time in my life, I see I need love

 
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
 
D...public enemy number one, five-oh said freeze and I got numb

can I tell'em that I really never had a gun, its the wax that the terminator X spun

 
Take 7 MCs, put 'em in a line

Add 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme

Well, it'll take 7 more before I go for mine,

Now, that's 21 MCs ate up at the same time

 
Doug B said:
It was war they wanted and war they got

But they wilted in the heat when me Uzi got hot

...

Pantagrapher's post reminded me of some of my favorite funny lyrics:

'Cause jammin' on is what we do best

It's what separates us from the rest

And if you go deep, I'll cruise down for real

Let me tell what happened to the Man of Steel:

He said, I'm faster than a speedin' bullet when I'm on the set

I don't need no fans to cool my amps, I just use my super breath

I could fly three times around the world without missin' a beat

I socialize with X-ray eyes, and ladies think it's sweet

And then he turned his power on and the ground began to move

And all the buildings for miles around were swayin' to the groove

And just when he had fooled the crowd and swore he wouldn't fight

We rocked his butt with a 12-inch cut called "Disco Kryptonite"

Well, Superman looked up at me, he said, "You rock so naturally"

I said now that you've learned to deal, let me tell you why I'm so for real

I'm Cozmo D from outer space, I came to rock the human race

I do it right 'cause I can't do it wrong

That's why the whole world is singin' this song
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Love this song.
 
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it...

Yo man let's get out of here! Word to your mother.

 
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

Check in with me and do your job

...

Squeeze on my nuts

Lick on my butt

The natural curly hair, please don't touch

 
bakes said:
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat

And the food just ain't no good

I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

And the chicken tastes like wood

So you try to play it off like you think you can

By saying that you're full

And then your friend says "momma he's just being polite

He ain't finished uh-uh that's bull"

So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie

And you say that you already ate

And your friend says "man there's plenty of food"

So you pile some more on your plate

While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming

Of the moment that it's time to leave

And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting

Into something that looks like cheese

Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place

I don't care what these people think

I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous

With this ugly food that stinks

So you bust out the door while its still closed

Still sick from the food you ate

And then you run to the store for quick relief

From a bottle of kaopectate

And then you call your friend two weeks later

To see how he has been

And he says "I understand about the food

Baby but bubbah we're still friends"
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that whole dong could be posted here.

 
"Me, Myself And I" - De La Soul

[DOVE:]
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Tell me, mirror, what is wrong?
Can it be my De La clothes
Or is it just my De La song?
What I do ain't make-beleive
People say I sit and try
But whan it comes to being De La
It's just me myself and I

It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I

[POS:]
Now you tease my Plug One style
And my Plug One spectacles
You say Plug One and Two are hippies
No, we're not, that's pure Plug bull
Always pushing that we've formed an image
There's no need to lie
When it comes to being Plug One
It's just me myself and I

It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I

[DOVE:]
Proud, I'm proud of what I am
Poems I speak are Plug Two type
Please oh please let Plug Two be
Himself, not what you read or write
Right is wrong when hype is written
On the Soul, De La that is,
Style is surely our own thing
Not the false disguise of showbiz
De La Soul is from the soul
And this fact I can't deny
Strictly from the Dan called Stuckie
And from me myself and I

It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I

[POS:]
Glory, glory hallelu
Glory for Plugs One and Two
But that glory's been denied
By kizids and dookie eyes
People think they dis my person
By stating I'm darkly pack
I know this so I point at Q-Tip
And he states, 'Black is Black'
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Shovel chestnuts in my path
Please keep on up with the nuts
So I don't get in aftermath
But if I do I'll calmly punch them
In the fourth day of July
'Cause they tried to mess with
Third degree, that's me myself and I

It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I
It's just me myself and I
 
And perhaps a lesser-known gem:

MC 900 Ft Jesus – The City Sleeps LyricsStealing down an ally on a cold dark night
I see a halo in the rain around the street light
I stop and look, and listen to the sound
As the raindrops penetrate the silence all around
Alone, I gaze into the glistening street
The distant thunder echoing my heartbeat
Urging me on to a secret goal
Away from the light from this lamp on a pole
So I turn, slip away into the rain
Drifting like a spirit through the shadows in the lane
Clutching the tools of my trade in my hand
An old box of matches and a gasoline can
Darkness envelopes the scene like a shroud
A veil of emptiness hangs from the clouds
Filling up the cracks in this desolate place
Cradled by the night in an icy embrace

Moving to the town like a ghost in the rain
A dim reflection in a dark window pane
Blackness beckons from every side
Creeping all around like an incoming tide
A broken window in an empty house
I slip inside and begin to douse
The whole place with the fuel that will feed the fire
And push back the night, taking me higher
On out of the darkness in a defeaning roar
The match in my hand is the key to the door
A simple turn of the wrist will suffice
To open a passage to paradise
I pause, I think about the past and the gloom
The smell of gasoline permiates the room
Everyone has a little secret he keeps
I light the fires while the city sleeps

(Like the 4th of July)

The match makes a graceful auk to the floor
And time stands still as I turn for the door
Which expoldes in a fireball and throws me to the street
I hit the ground running with the flames at my feet
Reaching for the night which encoils in the fire
The raindrops hiss like a devilish choir
Dying in the flames with a terrible sound
Calling all the names of the sleepers all around
But then in the arms of the night, they lay
Their dreams sprout wings and fly away
Out of the houses in a gathering flock
Swarming overhead as I hurry down the block
I make my escape with the greatest of ease
And savor the darkness, drop to my knees
And the lightless window, my hand on the latch
I reach in my pocket, and pull out a match

 
FUBAR said:
bakes said:
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat

And the food just ain't no good

I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

And the chicken tastes like wood

So you try to play it off like you think you can

By saying that you're full

And then your friend says "momma he's just being polite

He ain't finished uh-uh that's bull"

So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie

And you say that you already ate

And your friend says "man there's plenty of food"

So you pile some more on your plate

While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming

Of the moment that it's time to leave

And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting

Into something that looks like cheese

Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place

I don't care what these people think

I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous

With this ugly food that stinks

So you bust out the door while its still closed

Still sick from the food you ate

And then you run to the store for quick relief

From a bottle of kaopectate

And then you call your friend two weeks later

To see how he has been

And he says "I understand about the food

Baby but bubbah we're still friends"
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that whole dong could be posted here.
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dong.. :lmao:

 
Ditka Butkus said:
FUBAR said:
bakes said:
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat

And the food just ain't no good

I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

And the chicken tastes like wood

So you try to play it off like you think you can

By saying that you're full

And then your friend says "momma he's just being polite

He ain't finished uh-uh that's bull"

So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie

And you say that you already ate

And your friend says "man there's plenty of food"

So you pile some more on your plate

While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming

Of the moment that it's time to leave

And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting

Into something that looks like cheese

Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place

I don't care what these people think

I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous

With this ugly food that stinks

So you bust out the door while its still closed

Still sick from the food you ate

And then you run to the store for quick relief

From a bottle of kaopectate

And then you call your friend two weeks later

To see how he has been

And he says "I understand about the food

Baby but bubbah we're still friends"
Click to expand...
that whole dong could be posted here.
Click to expand...
dong.. :lmao:
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:goodposting:

I just assumed it was a dong song. :lol:

 
You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting ####### sick
Of looking at 'em

 
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