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What is the greatest rap lyric of all time? (1 Viewer)

El Floppo said:
Ditka Butkus said:
FUBAR said:
bakes said:
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat

And the food just ain't no good

I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

And the chicken tastes like wood

So you try to play it off like you think you can

By saying that you're full

And then your friend says "momma he's just being polite

He ain't finished uh-uh that's bull"

So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie

And you say that you already ate

And your friend says "man there's plenty of food"

So you pile some more on your plate

While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming

Of the moment that it's time to leave

And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting

Into something that looks like cheese

Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place

I don't care what these people think

I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous

With this ugly food that stinks

So you bust out the door while its still closed

Still sick from the food you ate

And then you run to the store for quick relief

From a bottle of kaopectate

And then you call your friend two weeks later

To see how he has been

And he says "I understand about the food

Baby but bubbah we're still friends"
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that whole dong could be posted here.
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dong.. :lmao:
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:goodposting:

I just assumed it was a dong song. :lol:
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This thing right here

Is lettin' all the ladies know

What guys talk about

You know, the finer things in life

A heh heh heh

Check it out

Ooh that dress so scandalous

And you know another ##### can't handle it

So you shakin that thang like who's the ish

With a look in yer eyes so devilish

Uh

You like to dance on the hip hop spots

And you cruise to crews to connect the dots

Not just urban she like the pop

'Cause she was 'Livin' La Vida Loca'

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Thighs like what, what, what

Baby move your butt, butt, butt

I think I'll sing it again

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Thighs like what, what, what

All night long

Let me see that thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous

And I know another ##### can't handle it

And she shakin' that thing like who's the ish

With a look in her eyes so devilish

She like to dance on the hip hop spots

And she cruise to the groove like connect the dots

Not just urban she like the pop

Cause she was 'Livin La Vida Loca'

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Thighs like what, what, what

Baby move your butt, butt, butt

I think I'll sing it again

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Thighs like what, what, what

All night long

Let me see that thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

That dress so scandalous

I swear another ##### couldn't handle it

When you shakin' that thing like whose the ish

With a look in your eyes do devilish

Uh

You like to dance on the hip hop spots

Then you cruise to the grooves to connect the dots

Not just urban you like the pop

Cause she was Livin La Vida Loca

She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Thighs like what, what, what

Baby move your butt, butt, butt, uh

I think I'll sing it again

'Cause she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck

Thighs like what, what, what

Baby move your butt, butt, butt, uh

I think I'll sing it again

C'mon

C'mon

C'mon

C'mon

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

Duh dun duh

Duh dun duh

Duh dun duh

Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong

Duh dun duh

Duh dun duh

Duh dun duh

Thong, thong, thong, thong, thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes

Duh dun duh

Baby make your booty go

Duh dun duh

Baby I know you want to show

Duh dun duh

That thong thong thong thong thong

 
Didn't want to make the post too long so I only grabbed part of the song

[SIZE=13.5pt]He said he didn't understand the process of the imagination[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]But he felt he was at its mercy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Which explains my point perfectly and certainly reinforces
The reason why nobody's probably ever heard of me[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Couldn't understand what I mean by ill[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Unless you try to translate what I print to film[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]This is the line of will, the circle of time
The cycle of eternity, the emergence of 1 line[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Academic phonetics render critics tongue-tied
I've personified dry humor of cum laude alumni[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]A wise man sees failure as progress[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]A fool divorces his knowledge and misses the logic
And loses his soul in the process[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Obsessed with nonsense with a caricature that has no content[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]My style is masterful, multilateral[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]I could battle a fool and be naturally cruel
Words of scorn are a disastrous tool[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]From an existentialist's view I'm a better rapper than you[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Grab the mic and rip your physical fabric in 2[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]My attitude is ####ed up but admirable[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Different methods interpreted into different forms[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]From entirely different perceptions and seen from different norms[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Not to spit in the palm there's much more involved
There's much more pieces of the puzzle for you to solve[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]48 orders of mechanical laws[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]And rays of creational cause, enhance the cadence of my bars[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Maybe I am self-absorbed
But that's the effect, to find the cause you should ask my A&R[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Today is what it is, but only because yesterday was what it was[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Permitting you heard of Beezlebub[/SIZE]
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Another lyrical gem

Yo, I'm sure that everybody out listening agree

That everything you see ain't really how it be
A lot of jokers out running in place, chasing the style
Be a lot going on beneath the empty smile
Most cats in my area be loving the hysteria
Synthesized surface conceals the interior
America, land of opportunity, mirages and camouflages
More than usually, speaking loudly
Saying nothing, you confusing me, you losing me
Your game is twisted, want me enlisted in your usury
Foolishly, most men join the ranks cluelessly
Buffoonishly accept the deception, believe the perception
Reflection rarely seen across the surface of the looking glass
Walking the street, wondering who they be looking past
Looking gassed with them imported designer shades on
Stars shine bright, but the light rarely stays on
Same song, just remixed, different arrangement
Put you on a yacht but they won't call it a slave ship
Strangeness, you don't control this, you barely hold this
Screaming "brand new", when they just sanitized the old ####
Suppose it's, just another clever Jedi mind trick
That they been running across stars through all the time with
I find it's distressing, there's never no in-between
We either #####s or Kings, we either #####es or Queens
The deadly ritual seems immersed in the perverse
Full of short attention spans, short tempers, and short skirts
Long barrel automatics released in short bursts
The length of black life is treated with short worth
Get yours first, them other #####s secondary
That type of illing that be filling up the cemetery
This life is temporary but the soul is eternal
Separate the real from the lie, let me learn you
Not strong, only aggressive cause the power ain't directed
That's why we are subjected to the will of the oppressive
Not free, we only licensed, not live, we just exciting
Cause the captors own the masters to what we writing
Not compassionate, only polite, we well trained
Our sincerity's rehearsed in stage, it's just a game
Not good, but well behaved cause the camera survey
Most of the things that we think, do or say
We chasing after death just to call ourselves brave
But everyday, next man meet with the grave/Great
I give a damn if any fan recall my legacy
I'm trying to live life in the sight of God's memory like that y'all
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FUBAR said:
El Floppo said:
Ditka Butkus said:
FUBAR said:
bakes said:
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat

And the food just ain't no good

I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

And the chicken tastes like wood

So you try to play it off like you think you can

By saying that you're full

And then your friend says "momma he's just being polite

He ain't finished uh-uh that's bull"

So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie

And you say that you already ate

And your friend says "man there's plenty of food"

So you pile some more on your plate

While the stinky food's steaming your mind starts to dreaming

Of the moment that it's time to leave

And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rotting

Into something that looks like cheese

Oh so you say that's it I got to leave this place

I don't care what these people think

I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous

With this ugly food that stinks

So you bust out the door while its still closed

Still sick from the food you ate

And then you run to the store for quick relief

From a bottle of kaopectate

And then you call your friend two weeks later

To see how he has been

And he says "I understand about the food

Baby but bubbah we're still friends"
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that whole dong could be posted here.
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dong.. :lmao:
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:goodposting:

I just assumed it was a dong song. :lol:
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This thing right here
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yeah. no.

 
"So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint"

"Cuz ain't no such things as half-way crooks"

Big L has some classics: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Talk:Big_L_(rapper)

"What's this mutha####in rap game without L?

Yo, that's like jewels without ice

That's like China without rice

Or the Holy Bible without Christ

Or the Bulls without Mike

Or crackheads without pipes

The Village without dykes

Or hockey games without fights"

"I'm known for snatchin' purses and bombin' churches

I get more ##### on accident then most #####s get on purpose"

 
I said lay down and unbutton your bra,

Those were the biggest t****** that a n***a ever saw.

 
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And from that sons are born and guns are drawn
Clips are fully loaded and then blood floods the lawn
Disciplinary action was a fraction of strength
That made me truncate the length one-tenth
Woofers thump tweeters hiss like air pumps
RZA shaved the track #####s caught razor bumps
Scarred trying to figure who invented
This unprecedented opium-scented dark-tinted
Now watch me blow him out his shoes without clues
Cause I won't hesitate to detonate I'm short fused
 
Jaysus said:
Stop, check it out my man. This is the music of a hip-hop band.
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RBM said:
shadyridr said:
Pretty sure we had this thread already and I'll stick to the same answer I have then...

Cappadonnas verse in winter wars
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Gza in Protect Ya Neck
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Steve Tasker said:
You wanna know why I invest all my money into haze and into dope

'Cause right now, I'm currently a slave for Interscope

Respect first, then money - basic ####

If you got #####z under pressure, you could take they ####

Listen, I'm-a leave you right where you stand

Have the ambulance pass ya Timberlands off right to ya man

'Cause he #####, he ain't gonna do nothin' but look

When it come to beef, he don't wanna do nothing but cook

As soon as the chrome scope him, right there, two in the dome

Smokin', Kiss keep funeral homes open

I fall back, smoke an ounce in the dark

Bounce on a Preme track like I bounce on a NARC

Keep playin', y'all #####z will burn

And you know they say it takes somethin' to happen for #####z to learn

Let the forty cal give em a perm

This industry is like bacteria and my flow is a germ

Just mad 'cause you'll never be as nice as I am

J to the mwah and I'll leave you right where you stand

It's been awhile since I listened to Jadakiss. Looks like he has a new album from two months ago....
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tdoss said:
"Thinkin' of a master plan

'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand"

Or

"First you said all you want is love and affection

Let me be your angel and I'll be your protection

Take you out, buy you all kinds of things

I must of got you too hot and burned off your wings"
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Bob Loblaw said:
E-I-H-T, now shall I continue

You left out the G 'cause the G ain't in you
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:blackdot: for likes later.

 
Steve Tasker said:
You wanna know why I invest all my money into haze and into dope

'Cause right now, I'm currently a slave for Interscope

Respect first, then money - basic ####

If you got #####z under pressure, you could take they ####

Listen, I'm-a leave you right where you stand

Have the ambulance pass ya Timberlands off right to ya man

'Cause he #####, he ain't gonna do nothin' but look

When it come to beef, he don't wanna do nothing but cook

As soon as the chrome scope him, right there, two in the dome

Smokin', Kiss keep funeral homes open

I fall back, smoke an ounce in the dark

Bounce on a Preme track like I bounce on a NARC

Keep playin', y'all #####z will burn

And you know they say it takes somethin' to happen for #####z to learn

Let the forty cal give em a perm

This industry is like bacteria and my flow is a germ

Just mad 'cause you'll never be as nice as I am

J to the mwah and I'll leave you right where you stand

It's been awhile since I listened to Jadakiss. Looks like he has a new album from two months ago....
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Huge fan of Jada. Top 5 dead or alive.

 
[SIZE=medium]A child is born with no state of mind[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Blind to the ways of mankind[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] God is smiling on you but he's frowning too[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Because only God knows what you'll go through[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] You'll grow in the ghetto living second-rate[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] And your eyes will sing a song called deep hate[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] The places you play and where you stay[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Looks like one great big alleyway[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] You'll admire all the number-book takers[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Thugs, pimps and pushers and the big money-makers[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] And you'll wanna grow up to be just like them, huh[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Smugglers, scramblers, burglars, gamblers[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Pickpocket peddlers, even panhandlers[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] You say "I'm cool, huh, I'm no fool"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] But then you wind up dropping outta high school[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Now you're unemployed, all null and void[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Walking round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Turned stick-up kid, but look what you done did[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Got sent up for a eight-year bid[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Now your manhood is took and you're a Maytag[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Spend the next two years as a undercover ######[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Being used and abused to serve like hell[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Til one day, you was found hung dead in the cell[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] It was plain to see that your life was lost[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] You was cold and your body swung back and forth[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] But now your eyes sing the sad, sad song[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Of how you lived so fast and died so young.[/SIZE]

 
A castle in the sky one mile high
Built to shelter the rich and greedy
Rows of eyes disguised as windows
Lookin down on the poor and the needy
Miles of people marchin up the avenue
Doin what they gotta do just to get by
I'm livin in the land of plenty and many
But I'm damn sure poor and I don't know why
 
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

 
You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,
The booty's two feet from your head:
Should you:

A, take the time to find a condom,
B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,
C, tell her that you want her love,
Well the answer is D, (D), all of the above.

I love that Shock G was able to combine the visuals of sex with the practicality of a multiple choice exam.

And it gets better later in the song

So you're freakin' (freakin'), the furniture's squeakin' (squeakin')
She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,
Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,
In this situation, what do you do: (What?)
A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
C, you take it out and put it in het butt,
Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
Now they can't see me any more.
Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' (Dissin')

 
Ain't trippin got to split up the front
Approach you with a limp while I hit on the blunt
Your pager goin off (oh, that ain't nuttin)
Meet me at the crib bout 2, stop frontin
Blow to the bone as I clicked on somethin
Tryin to cut me up, yeah the trick's on somethin
The corner of the party where the #####z stay bumpin
This is for the gin and the hen in my stomach
I'm lookin at the do' females still comin
Lookin to my left and the B's still comin
Lookin to my right and the drinks still comin
Tryin to shake the dice but the girl lookin cunnin
Circlin the do' where the money start runnin
Took a pause, hey y'all wassup
Hey Hummers in the double-R, is it a double car
Pulled over to the car
So I, asked Proceeds, to pass the B's, no #####

 
If you know like I know

you don't wanna step to this

It's the G-Funk era

funked out with a gangsta twist

If you smoke like I smoke

then you high like everyday

and if your ### is a buster

213 will reguate

 
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Jobber said:
I said lay down and unbutton your bra,

Those were the biggest t****** that a n***a ever saw.
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You forgot the best part....

I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner

Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her

The suspense was makin' me sick

She took her panties down and the ##### had a ####!

I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand

(What I thought was a #####, was nothing but a man)

Also love this from PE

But I'll give 'em a chance, cause I'm civilized

As for the rest of the world, they can't realize

A cell is hell - I'm a rebel so I rebel

Between bars, got me thinkin' like an animal

 
[SIZE=medium]Day by day it's more impossible to cope[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I feel like I'm the one that's doing dope[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Can't keep a steady hand because I'm nervous[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Every Sunday morning I'm in service[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Praying for forgiveness[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]And trying to find an exit out the business[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I know the Lord is lookin' at me[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]But yet and still it's hard for me to feel happy[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I often drift while I drive[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Having fatal thoughts of suicide[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Bang and get it over with[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]And then I'm worry-free, but that's bull####[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I got a little boy to look after[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]And if I died then my child would be a *******[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I had a woman down with me[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]But to me it seemed like she was down to get me[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]She helped me out in this ####[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]But to me she was just another #####[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Now she's back with her mother[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Now I'm realizing that I love her[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Now I'm feeling lonely[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]My mind is playing tricks on me[/SIZE]

 
You're on a mission and your wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrong places
No fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope

 
[SIZE=medium]I say #### the police, that's how I treat 'em[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] We buy our way out of jail, but we can't buy freedom[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] We'll buy a lot of clothes when we don't really need em[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Things we buy to cover up what's inside[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] That's why shorty's hollerin' "where the ballers at?"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Drug dealer buy Jordans, crackhead buy crack[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] And a white man get paid off of all of that[/SIZE]

 
Cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the only one in the nursin' home flirtin'. pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerkin' and this whole bottle of Viagra isn't workin', and every single person is a slim shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings.

 
Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink.

Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink.

And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet.

B Rad G

 
She recaps finally when honey drawers down to her kneecaps
Breathed heavy all mushy #####
Swore up and down I was gonna #### her in the #####
Since friends waitin' on subtle
Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole
Meanwhile she acted quite passive
lickin' the hun neck while she lotionin' that ### with jelly
### hung out the frame ##### loco
Surprised honey didn't put up too much of a struggle, at first
Sinkin' in she ain't know how to be the ##### went

 
Pipes said:
Also love this from PE

But I'll give 'em a chance, cause I'm civilized

As for the rest of the world, they can't realize

A cell is hell - I'm a rebel so I rebel

Between bars, got me thinkin' like an animal
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My all time favorite song. Came here to post:

To understand my demands
I gave a warnin' - I wanted the governor, y'all
And plus the warden to know
That I was innocent -
Because I'm militant
Posing a threat, you bet it's ####in' up the government



A few have mentioned Rakim, one of the all time bests. Hard to pick, but considering how much it was sampled I'll go with:

A menace to a microphone, a lethal weapon
An assasinator, if the people ain't stepping



And my other favorite was Kane:

All your vocals go local on the M-I-C
Mines go a great distance, like AT&T
I'm not new to this, I'm true to this, nothing you can do to this
#### around with Kane and come out black and blue for this


 
[SIZE=medium]Bury me smilin', with G's in my pocket[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Have a party at my funeral, let every rapper rock it[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Let the hoes that I used to know[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] From way before kiss me from my head to my toe[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Give me a paper and a pen so I can write about my life of sin[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] A couple bottles of gin in case I don't get in[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Tell all my people I'm a Ridah[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium] Nobody cries when we die, we outlaws, let me ride[/SIZE]

 
I'll serve your ### like John Mcenroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms

And just like the prodigal son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me, you'll get burned
'Cause I got lyrics but you ain't got none
So if you come to battle, bring a shotgun

But if you do you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the death
Tryin' to step me, you'll take your last breath
I got the skill, come get your fill
'Cause when I shoot to give, I shoot to kill

 
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west

Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts

Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt

Buy an old drop top find a spot to pimp

And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block

With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch

Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chilling the most

Then rock that ##### up and down the coast

Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars

Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars

Then to Tijuana... I wanna roam

Find Motown and tell them fools to come back home

Start an escort service, for all the right reasons

And set up shop at the top of four seasons

Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy

And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a

Cowboy baby

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

Cowboy baby

West coast chilling with the Boone's Wine

I wanna be a Cowboy baby

Riding at night cause I sleep all day

Cowboy baby

I can smell a pig from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowing when my train rolls in

It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind

Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind

I once was lost, but now I'm just blind

Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice

Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss

And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy

And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me

Cowboy baby

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

Cowboy baby

West coast chilling with the Boone's Wine

I wanna be a Cowboy baby

Riding at night cause I sleep all day

Cowboy baby

I can smell a pig from a mile away

Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex

Rollin sunset woman with a bottle of Becks

Seen a slimy in a vette, rolled down my glass

And said, Yeah this **** fits right in your ###

No kidding, gun slinging, spurs hitting the floor

Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse

No remorse for the sheriff, in his eye I ain't right

I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white HUH

Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus

Find West Coast ##### for my Detroit players

Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers

They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us

Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key

I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure

I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight out the trailer

Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mick

My only words of wisdom are just, :bye:

I'm flicking my Bic up and down that coast and

Keep on trucking until it falls in the ocean

 
The overseer had the right to get ill

And if you fought back, the overseer had the right to kill

The officer has the right to arrest

And if you fight back they put a hole in your chest!

(Woop!) They both ride horses

After 400 years, I've _got_ no choices!

 
way too many to list but I'll post this more recent gem from RA the Rugged Man here:

True story

Call me Thorburn, John A., staff sergeant
Marksman, skilled in killing, illing, I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant, raping and pillage a village
Illegitimate killers, U.S. Military guerrillas
This ain't no real war, Vietnam ####
World War II, that's a war, this is just a military conflict
Soothing drug abusing, Vietnamese women screwing
Sex, gambling and boozing, all this #### is amusing
#####es and guns, this is every man's dream
I don't wanna go home where I'm just an ordinary human being
Special Op, Huey chopper gun ship run ####
##### run when the minigun spit, won't miss
Kill ####, spit four-thousand bullets a minute
Victor Charlie, hair-trigger, hit it, I'm in it to win it
Get it, the lieutenant hinted, the villain, I been it
The killing, I did it, cripple, did it, pictures I painted is vivid, live it
A wizard with weapons, the secret mission, we bout to begin it
Government funded, behind enemy lines
Bullets is spraying, it's heating up a hundred degrees
The enemy's the North Vietnamese, ##### please
Ain't no sweat, I'm told be at ease
Until I see the pilot got hit, and we bout to hit some trees
Tail rotor broke, crash land
American man in Cambodia, right in the enemy hand
Take a swig of the Whiskey to calm us
Them yellow men wearing black pajamas, they wanna harm us
They all up on us, bang, bang, bullet hit my chest, feel no pain
To my left, the captain caught a bullet right in his brain
Body parts flying, loss of limbs, explosions
Bad intentions, I see my best friend's intestines
Pray to the one above, it's raining, I'm covered in mud
I think I'm dying, I feel dizzy, I'm losing blood
I see my childhood, I'm back in the arms of my mother
I see my whole life, I see Christ, I see bright lights
I see Israelites, Muslims and Christians at peace, no fights
Black, Whites, Asians, people of all types
I must've died then I woke up, surprised I'm alive
I'm in a hospital bed, they rescued me, I survived
I escaped the war came back
But ain't escape Agent Orange: Two of my kids born handicapped
Spastic, quadriplegia, micro cephalic
Cerebral palsy, cortical blindness - name it, they had it
My son died, he ain't live, but I still try to think positive
Cause in life, God take, God give

 
He came from the streets where everyone's meet

Guns in the night, but you wonder why she can't love no-one

'cause he's on the run

Sleeps in the alley, wakes by the sun

Listen to the sirens, thinkin' they're for me

It's a lonely life for Grandmaster B

Yes, a lonely life for Grandmaster B

 
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