Who is writing game recaps? (1 Viewer)

[SCT]

Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)
Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Your mother!

 

[Gvindy]

Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

I think they are outsourcing the recap writing now...

 

[McGarnicle]

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

 

[Topes]

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with the palm of your hand... now.

 

[Peyton Marino]

lofl

 

[Steeler]

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

 

[Andrew74]

 

[BeTheMatch]

This place is basically the ESPN of fantasy football.

 

[battlestar]

Wow. Of all the threads I think this just became my favourite thread of all the threads.

 

[Peyton Marino]

This place is basically the ESPN of fantasy football.

ESPN has about as big a footprint in fantasy football as anyone out there.

 

[Kool-Aid Larry]

This place is basically the ESPN of fantasy football.

then what's espn?

 

[SCT]

It says you choo-choo choose me and there's a picture of a train!

 

[SCT]

Marge I'd like to be alone with the sandwhich.

Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

 

[I Am the Stig]

Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

I am going to memorize this and at Christmas dinner, with my families head bowed for prayer, I will recite this.

 

[BeTheMatch]

This place is basically the ESPN of fantasy football.

then what's espn?

I think you're misunderstanding. It wasn't meant as a compliment.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

This place is basically the ESPN of fantasy football.

then what's espn?

The Cadillac of beers.

 

[bigbrownbag]

This place is basically the ESPN of fantasy football.

then what's espn?

The Cadillac of beers.

Surely you mean the Pontiac.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

Just so I'm clear, was the ball moved "down the field" or not? The recap seems inconclusive regarding this point.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Just read this:

"TE Zach Ertz, Rec: 2 - 39 - 1 (3 targets)

Ertz had a nice drive where he helped get the ball down the field by getting separation down the field but was interfered with down the field and drew the pass interference penalty. He followed that up with a beautiful 35 yard touchdown where he initially made a great catch and then rumbled his way into the endzone making sure to dive to the goaline and break the plane. Ertz made another 4 yard grab in the third quarter but little was there after the catch."

Kerouac would like this.

Awesome stuff in here.

 

[WKTSWAY]

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers.