So who has friend requested him?
So I thought the Facebook friend request idea was so brilliant that I decided to do it. I sent the home intruder, Schellenberg, the link to this thread to. I woke up this morning and saw that I had two messages from him.
These are honest to God, 100% true responses from the home intruder:
Response 1: Mike Schellenberg September 27 at 6:40pm
Hey. I just saw this. I hadn't been on the computer since the event.
Obviously I wasn't robbing anything, I live across the hall from him. Not to mention that I think theft is a despicable act. I definitely didn't have a flashlight, and I assume that I was using my cell-phone as a light, because I was too drunk to use a light switch, and I'm talking about a vegetative state of drunk.
I'm thinking of posting a response on the forum, but I'm really not sure what to say. I eventually managed to piece together what had happened during the night and was horrified, mainly because I know he has a young kid so feel terrible for the fear that must have caused. I definitely don't blame the guy at all for freaking out, I'd feel better if he had beat the #### out of me.
However, I don't think I've ever had so many people saying I should be dead in the span of a day. I'm not sure what that says about the state of humanity, but I'm POSITIVE that nobody else on the forum has EVER done anything stupid while wasted.
Now I just need to figure out whether more damage has been done to my self esteem or my name.
It's just a comfort to know that so many people immediately expect the worse, and are looking for any excuse to draw blood.
Funny thing is if my pipe hadn't been to clogged to smoke out of, this probably wouldn't have happened. I never drink as much when I've smoked pot, and only alcohol can make somebody be so stupid as to walk into the wrong apartment.
Thanks for letting me know about this. I'm not sure how to react, but I am fairly used to being hated for mistaken intentions.
Response 2: Mike Schellenberg September 28 at 1:00am
At first I was concerned about the forum. But now that I'm high it seems really funny. Not the actual thing of course, but the net discussion.
I've never had people discussing my actions so intently. I guess it's sort of what a celebrity feels like reading a tabloid.