Worst Riddle Ever (1 Viewer)

[Osaurus]

I caught part of Excalibur yesterday and figured this was the riddle to get the Holy Grail.  My bad.

 

[Weebs210]

Come on man, we all waiting in anticipation here.

 

[Waingro]

Paging Dr. Neslon

 

[Don Quixote]

Prescription forbidding any Chick-Fil-A until he talks.

 

[D in the D]

Blue......no yellow......

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The blind dude can speak, no?

"tell the doctor I can't see him right now"

 

[E-Z Glider]

Apparently Neslon is only giving the answer to those that request it via PM. Well worth it. 

 

[MikeMan]

Stop talking out yo ####!

 

[IC FBGCav]

Apparently Neslon is only giving the answer to those that request it via PM. Well worth it. 

:shuke:

 

[msudaisy26]

Worst thread in the FFA, might as well move it to the shark pool with any other CTSU thread. 

 

[otb_lifer]

I thought the doctor was his mother! ??

*slap

"my mother, my doctor"

 *SLAP

"my mother!!, my doctor!!"

 

[Sweet J]

Apparently Neslon is only giving the answer to those that request it via PM. Well worth it. 

Outstanding shtick. 

 

[Harry Manback]

The problem with this riddle, is that it isn't a riddle.

There is no answer.

 

[-fish-]

golf holes

 

[BobbyLayne]

Trivia: Donald Trump's tax lawyer at Morgan Lewis is William Nelson. Wonder if he ever went by Willie.

 

[Sinn Fein]

My two sons built their cars and wanted to compete against each other at home prior to the real race. I built a simple racetrack using materials I had on hand. However, I only had materials to build a one-lane track.

I had planned to run the cars individually and use a stopwatch to time each car. So, son A would put his car at the top and let it go. I'd start the watch, and when it got across the finish line, I'd check the time. But when we attempted to hold races I discovered that the cars traversed my very short track in such a short time that I could not start and stop the watch fast enough to accurately measure the times such that we could really determine which car was faster.

My younger son, who was eight years old, came up with a solution. Remember, all we had were the two cars, the short test track, the stopwatch and the three of us.

What solution did he come up with?

Simple - run the cars in opposite directions - measure where they hit 

 

[Sinn Fein]

The problem with this riddle, is that it isn't a riddle.

There is no answer.

There are infinite answers...

 

[Jaysus]

What solution did he come up with?

Smash his brothers car with a hammer so he wins by default?

 

[BrutalPenguin]

My two sons built their pinewood derby cars and wanted to compete against each other at home prior to the real race. I built a simple racetrack using materials I had on hand. However, I only had materials to build a one-lane track.

I had planned to run the cars individually and use a stopwatch to time each car. So, son A would put his car at the top and let it go. I'd start the watch, and when it got across the finish line, I'd check the time. But when we attempted to hold races I discovered that the cars traversed my very short track in such a short time that I could not start and stop the watch fast enough to accurately measure the times such that we could really determine which car was faster.

My younger son, who was eight years old, came up with a solution. Remember, all we had were the two cars, the short test track, the stopwatch and the three of us.

What solution did he come up with?

Run both cars at once, twice, first with car A in front then with car B in front.  The car that pulls away from the other is the fastest

 

[Scoresman]

You aren't ever going to get an answer 

4/10 disappearing schtick. Cop in a bar was better. 

I'm not saying I got it right, but I hope Willie hasn't gone to hobo heaven and will at least by back to answer @fatguyinalittlecoat's question on page 1.

the pig says 'my wife is a slut'

?

interest... lost.

let's wrap this up.

"How do you keep a moron in suspense?"

I thought the doctor was his mother! ??

I liked the band name riddle better.

...

wait...

dammit

Clearly the doctor convinced the man that the doctor didn't exist.

Willie and the doctor's notes?

I caught part of Excalibur yesterday and figured this was the riddle to get the Holy Grail.  My bad.

Come on man, we all waiting in anticipation here.

Paging Dr. Neslon

Prescription forbidding any Chick-Fil-A until he talks.

Blue......no yellow......

"tell the doctor I can't see him right now"

Apparently Neslon is only giving the answer to those that request it via PM. Well worth it. 

Stop talking out yo ####!

:shuke:

Worst thread in the FFA, might as well move it to the shark pool with any other CTSU thread. 

*slap

"my mother, my doctor"

 *SLAP

"my mother!!, my doctor!!"

Outstanding shtick. 

The problem with this riddle, is that it isn't a riddle.

There is no answer.

golf holes

Trivia: Donald Trump's tax lawyer at Morgan Lewis is William Nelson. Wonder if he ever went by Willie.

My two sons built their pinewood derby cars and wanted to compete against each other at home prior to the real race. I built a simple racetrack using materials I had on hand. However, I only had materials to build a one-lane track.

I had planned to run the cars individually and use a stopwatch to time each car. So, son A would put his car at the top and let it go. I'd start the watch, and when it got across the finish line, I'd check the time. But when we attempted to hold races I discovered that the cars traversed my very short track in such a short time that I could not start and stop the watch fast enough to accurately measure the times such that we could really determine which car was faster.

My younger son, who was eight years old, came up with a solution. Remember, all we had were the two cars, the short test track, the stopwatch and the three of us.

What solution did he come up with?

Simple - run the cars in opposite directions - measure where they hit 

There are infinite answers...

Smash his brothers car with a hammer so he wins by default?

Run both cars at once, twice, first with car A in front then with car B in front.  The car that pulls away from the other is the fastest

 

[northern exposure]

Goldenplane.

Or the other possible answer, you don't bury survivors of plane crashes.

 

[Buckychudd]

Guy could always speak, he was just deaf.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

SUPPLIES!

 

[Don't Noonan]

As my wife was backing her car out of our narrow garage, she accidentally grazed the doorframe-- for the 20th time.

She got out, walked around the car and inspected the passenger side for damage. This time, the passenger side-mirror and frame were shattered into pieces. The dealer wanted more than 500 dollars to replace it. So, she decided to look for a replacement on Ebay.

Miraculously, she found an entire passenger side mirror that was described in detail for her exact make, model and year, and even the same color-- and it was less than a third of what the dealer wanted!

It looked easy enough to install. The frame of the garage had actually removed the old mirror, and we could see there were only a few screws holding it on.

She anxiously awaited the delivery, but when the package arrived three weeks later, I realized she was in trouble. Sure enough, we opened it up and there was no way we could make the mirror fit onto her car.

My wife thought she could return the item, but when we checked the listing on Ebay, the part description was precisely correct, right down to the color. Nothing was wrong with the part. It was the passenger-side mirror, right color, same make, same model and same year."

What went wrong?

You trusted your wife to be able to back out of the garage?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

As my wife was backing her car out of our narrow garage, she accidentally grazed the doorframe-- for the 20th time.

She got out, walked around the car and inspected the passenger side for damage. This time, the passenger side-mirror and frame were shattered into pieces. The dealer wanted more than 500 dollars to replace it. So, she decided to look for a replacement on Ebay.

Miraculously, she found an entire passenger side mirror that was described in detail for her exact make, model and year, and even the same color-- and it was less than a third of what the dealer wanted!

It looked easy enough to install. The frame of the garage had actually removed the old mirror, and we could see there were only a few screws holding it on.

She anxiously awaited the delivery, but when the package arrived three weeks later, I realized she was in trouble. Sure enough, we opened it up and there was no way we could make the mirror fit onto her car.

My wife thought she could return the item, but when we checked the listing on Ebay, the part description was precisely correct, right down to the color. Nothing was wrong with the part. It was the passenger-side mirror, right color, same make, same model and same year."

What went wrong?

It was from a Right Hand Drive vehicle 

 

[TakiToki]

As my wife was backing her car out of our narrow garage, she accidentally grazed the doorframe-- for the 20th time.

She got out, walked around the car and inspected the passenger side for damage. This time, the passenger side-mirror and frame were shattered into pieces. The dealer wanted more than 500 dollars to replace it. So, she decided to look for a replacement on Ebay.

Miraculously, she found an entire passenger side mirror that was described in detail for her exact make, model and year, and even the same color-- and it was less than a third of what the dealer wanted!

It looked easy enough to install. The frame of the garage had actually removed the old mirror, and we could see there were only a few screws holding it on.

She anxiously awaited the delivery, but when the package arrived three weeks later, I realized she was in trouble. Sure enough, we opened it up and there was no way we could make the mirror fit onto her car.

My wife thought she could return the item, but when we checked the listing on Ebay, the part description was precisely correct, right down to the color. Nothing was wrong with the part. It was the passenger-side mirror, right color, same make, same model and same year."

What went wrong?

During the 3 weeks awaiting the new mirror, she plowed into the Russian's car in the alley completely mangling her passenger side.

 

[Weebs210]

One more automotive one while we're all here. Think back to the days before every part in a car was computerized. Back when it was all gears and physically moving parts. No matter the car, no matter the make or model, used a year or twenty... what single moving part of a car always moved the least?

You should have your wife post an answer. She seems really smart.

 

[Sweet J]

It was from a Right Hand Drive vehicle 

was going to guess: She ordered the part from England, or something similar.

Edit: Late to the party, again. 

 

[Sinn Fein]

One more automotive one while we're all here. Think back to the days before every part in a car was computerized. Back when it was all gears and physically moving parts. No matter the car, no matter the make or model, used a year or twenty... what single moving part of a car always moved the least?

Rearview mirror

 

[LOCO]

so what is the answer???

 

[JoeSteeler]

Where is Blaine the Mono when you need him?

 

[msudaisy26]

At what point do we just spam Willie Nelson's inbox with spam?

 

[Juxtatarot]

So, Willie's doing this vanishing thing on purpose, right?

 

[Juxtatarot]

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[Dan Lambskin]

Where is Blaine the Mono when you need him?

Blaine is a pain, and that is the truth

 

[wikkidpissah]

Goldenplane.

Or the other possible answer, you don't bury survivors of plane crashes.

Neslon Riddle & his Okiestra

 

[Mister CIA]

*Official* Willie Neslon Thread About Nothing - WNTAN, or as calls it pWNTAN.

 

[skol asylum]

I was in a room with no doors or windows. Four walls, a floor, and ceiling. No visible openings of any sort. The only thing in the room was a mirror on one wall and a table in the middle of the room

How did I get out?

 

[Sinn Fein]

I was in a room with no doors or windows. Four walls, a floor, and ceiling. No visible openings of any sort. The only thing in the room was a mirror on one wall and a table in the middle of the room

How did I get out?

through the hole...

 

[Sinn Fein]

WHAT WAS IN THE BOX???!!!??!?!?!?!

 

[skol asylum]

through the hole...

What hole?

 

[skol asylum]

WHAT WAS IN THE BOX???!!!??!?!?!?!

Schrödinger's cat

 

[Sinn Fein]

What hole?

I saw what you did in the mirror...

 

[JaxBill]

I was in a room with no doors or windows. Four walls, a floor, and ceiling. No visible openings of any sort. The only thing in the room was a mirror on one wall and a table in the middle of the room

How did I get out?

You told the mime to get lost.

 

[Dickie Dunn]

I was in a room with no doors or windows. Four walls, a floor, and ceiling. No visible openings of any sort. The only thing in the room was a mirror on one wall and a table in the middle of the room

How did I get out?

Never mind that. How did you get in?

 

[rail]

(#### you, Willie)

 

[TakiToki]

If Antonio Cromartie's son is my son's father, what is my relationship to Antonio?

1. I am his grandfather
   
2. I am his father
   
3. I am his son
   
4. I am his grandson
   
5. I am he and he is I
   

 

[skol asylum]

Never mind that. How did you get in?

Sorcery

 

[skol asylum]

If Antonio Cromartie's son is my son's father, what is my relationship to Antonio?

1. I am his grandfather
   
2. I am his father
   
3. I am his son
   
4. I am his grandson
   
5. I am he and he is I
   

3

 

[MikeIke]

If Antonio Cromartie's son is my son's father, what is my relationship to Antonio?

1. I am his grandfather
   
2. I am his father
   
3. I am his son
   
4. I am his grandson
   
5. I am he and he is I
   

Just some cuck.