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I post my least favorite commercials here (9 Viewers)
- Thread starter Mr. Pickles
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facook
Footballguy
QuizGuy66
Footballguy
QuizGuy66
Footballguy
facook
Footballguy
QuizGuy66
Footballguy
Bossman
Footballguy
Some areas must have some pretty awful pizza if people are still ordering Domino's. In my area, northeast, just about every local pizza shop puts them to shame.
QuizGuy66
Footballguy
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Pretty sure it is a price thing. Most places make better pizza than Dominos, but most places are also more than $6 for a pizza.
identikit
Footballguy
Side note: I worked with a woman in the late 90's that had the Pizza Noid tattooed on her arm.
Thought it was the dumbest choice for a tattoo at the time.
She must be floating right now.
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Guest
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Deplorable is not a good enough word. Got Junk can give Liberty Mutual a run for their money in terms of how ###### their commercials are. They wouldn't be so awful if they didn't play 20 times an hour. As I'm writing this, they're playing what must be their 6th or 7th commercial already, and it isn't even 8 o'clock. The woman customer is a complete spaz-### who jumps around like a moron, laughing like she's high on drugs, while the commercial host looks like he's forcing a smile because even he finds the ad ######. Even the music gets on my nerves. They tell you to just point your finger at junk to get rid of it. I tried that whenever they play these ads, and it doesn't work.
jhib
Footballguy
Whoever it is who decided a young woman on a rooftop with a megaphone would be an effective commercial to convince people in New York state to get their Covid vaccinations should be fired.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
jhib
Footballguy
Just saw this commercial, and started yelling at the tv. 
Sorry for your situation, but maybe blame the freaking smoking?
Sorry for your situation, but maybe blame the freaking smoking?
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
BWHAAAAAA! WTF ####ey########?///Just saw this commercial, and started yelling at the tv.
Sorry for your situation, but maybe blame the freaking smoking?
I stabbed myself ...shouldn't someone have stopped me???
Learn how your family can still profit from your loved ones self-imposed tragic death.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
ambulance chasing lawyers ...really should be lumped in with all the ilk that take advantage of people at their weakest, lowest points (the list is long ...but many evangelistic preachers are up there)
nirad3
Footballguy
There's a shoe commercial where they show some supposed up-and-coming athletes saying that they're ready for the big time. And then the kid at the end closes the back door to a delivery truck and bangs on the back as if to say to the driver "you're good to go"... except he didn't actually latch the door. Whoops.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
There are a few Simone Biles commercials airing right now, and they're mostly forgettable. The one where she's in a video game (I think) with the crummy John Legend backing track is grating. I have no idea what it's for, what it's about (she's battling trolls or something), but it sucks.
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The General
Footballguy
These Lexus commercials with the insufferable dooshy people talking to themselves about solving life's mysteries as they walk around and drive their cars are really, really bad.
nirad3
Footballguy
I swear if I see that stupid-asz Cricket commercial one more damn time where the "you have a cool mommmm" is dancing around with her little selfie stick / light setup... oh, and I finally figured out the cartoon thingy says the word "stan", which is referenced here...
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Chemical X
Footballguy
ghana joshua. every toyota olympics commercial. your russian adopted daughter needs her legs amputated, buy a toyota.
El Floppo
Footballguy
irish eyes
Footballguy
The Jimmy John's commercials with Brad garrett. First, why does he call them Jimmy's John's, 2nd he has to be the most punchable character in a commercial ever.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
I don't understand the diabetes drug ad with the stocky gentleman who spends the entire commercial, in a wide array of settings, preparing and/or eating large quantities of food.
jhib
Footballguy
And definitely not at those words underneath me.
Ryan Murphy does not take Emgality.
Vanilla Guerrilla
Footballguy
He has the best meats... made by science. Crazy prophetic. Tony Bolognavich gets it.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Drunken knight
Footballguy
Starting to get tired of this “no risk it, no biscuit”
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
It is not a good look for Rob Gronkowski to be a multi-millionaire athlete trying to get a discount on insurance that is reserved specifically for veterans.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Anything using the "loud whisper" technique - it's like anti-ASMR for me. Examples:
- Capital One with Jennifer Garner loud-whispering in a library
- This recent atrocity from Burger King
- Capital One with Jennifer Garner loud-whispering in a library
- This recent atrocity from Burger King
nirad3
Footballguy
Joe Summer
Footballguy
I don't think anyone needed to know that Johnny Depp can almost play "Wild Thing" on a guitar.
Keerock
Footballguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
The Capital One ad with the girl's birthday party. There is a live pony wrapped in paper but nobody seems to notice it standing there until birthday girl points at it.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Do I really need to endure yet another October of these stupid people in a faux horror movie? Just jump in the running car already...
Dennis Castro
Footballguy
The Progressive / Addams Family tie-in is a channel changer for me.
nirad3
Footballguy
But the blonde is a smokeshow. Only redeeming quality. Otherwise, you're right. Dumb.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
ShamrockPride
Footballguy
Is Limu Emu (or Doug) funny yet?
I've been at the point if I'm unfortunate enough to see a Liberty commercial I just change the channel or hit mute for 30 seconds and check my phone. Not allowing their crap commercials into my brain.
I've been at the point if I'm unfortunate enough to see a Liberty commercial I just change the channel or hit mute for 30 seconds and check my phone. Not allowing their crap commercials into my brain.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
The BMW / Alexa "can you stop time" commercial. The actors are bad, but the main sticking point is for whatever reason it annoys me that the kid in the house doesn't look anything like the parents in the car. Maybe he's adopted? Maybe they're not the parents at all but were playing their dance mix on the way to a home invasion and got caught by a 9 year standing at the window? It angers me that I spent enough time thinking about these possibilities in response to a friggin car / universal surveillance service commercial.
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nirad3
Footballguy
Huh, is that what the dude says? I only halfway pay attention to 99% of commercials, and for some reason I never knew what the guy said there at the end. Uhhh.. dumb.
