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Explained to a coworker that I would pay considerably more on c*r insur*ance rather than give money to p7ogres5ive because I hate their ads so much.

-QG

 
For those that have Sirius/XM- there is 1 voice actor who does probably 80% of all the commercials on Sirius, and his voice annoys the piss out of me. Just can't stand him. Also hatehatehate the Toyotathon commercial with Jan and the dip#### who doesn't know when to put up his decorations unless it's during an overpriced car buying promotion.

 
Tecumseh said:
For those that have Sirius/XM- there is 1 voice actor who does probably 80% of all the commercials on Sirius, and his voice annoys the piss out of me. Just can't stand him. Also hatehatehate the Toyotathon commercial with Jan and the dip#### who doesn't know when to put up his decorations unless it's during an overpriced car buying promotion.
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I WILL TOLERATE NO SLANDER OF TOYOTA JAN ON THESE HERE STREETS!!!!

 
In the sprit of the season, dancing Santa, Twerking Santa, "Making it rain" Santa. These commercials (almost 100% car lots) are a pox on humanity.

 
I watch a considerable amount of NFL Network and it seems they play the same mental health awareness commercial every single break.  Ya know, the one where a bunch of folks are struggling to spit out words.  The music and the lame acting, especially every 15 minutes or so, is grating.  I'm all for mental health awareness, but this commercial makes me want to throat punch someone.

 
nirad3 said:
I watch a considerable amount of NFL Network and it seems they play the same mental health awareness commercial every single break.  Ya know, the one where a bunch of folks are struggling to spit out words.  The music and the lame acting, especially every 15 minutes or so, is grating.  I'm all for mental health awareness, but this commercial makes me want to throat punch someone.
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It's almost like they are trying to drive you crazy.

 
nirad3 said:
I watch a considerable amount of NFL Network and it seems they play the same mental health awareness commercial every single break.  Ya know, the one where a bunch of folks are struggling to spit out words.  The music and the lame acting, especially every 15 minutes or so, is grating.  I'm all for mental health awareness, but this commercial makes me want to throat punch someone.
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No ####. That is almost as annoying as the verizon commercials. 

 
Andy Dufresne said:
Kate McKinnon used to be funny...until she started stomping around like an ostrich with a hernia in those Verizon commercials.
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I have completely and utterly stolen this because, well, it's just a brilliantly perfect description to be quite honest.  I have a theory about this commercial.  This commercial, to me, is kind of like a spam e-mail.  So, in the early days of spam (until filters got smart) you would get Viagra spam and then when you filtered for Viagra they would spell it Vi@gr@ or something and on and on until all those misspelling variants were accounted for until finally they started using images.  So the header would look all legit but in the body of the e-mail it would just have a Viagra image with text inside the image.  To me, this is EXACTLY what this commercial represents.  They know damn well by now that everyone automatically hits the mute button during their ####ty commercials so now we're programmed to see the stomping ostrich in her red pant suit so we know it's the phone company shill kinda like the dorky lady in the apron shilling insurance.

 
Sullie said:
I have completely and utterly stolen this because, well, it's just a brilliantly perfect description to be quite honest.  I have a theory about this commercial.  This commercial, to me, is kind of like a spam e-mail.  So, in the early days of spam (until filters got smart) you would get Viagra spam and then when you filtered for Viagra they would spell it Vi@gr@ or something and on and on until all those misspelling variants were accounted for until finally they started using images.  So the header would look all legit but in the body of the e-mail it would just have a Viagra image with text inside the image.  To me, this is EXACTLY what this commercial represents.  They know damn well by now that everyone automatically hits the mute button during their ####ty commercials so now we're programmed to see the stomping ostrich in her red pant suit so we know it's the phone company shill kinda like the dorky lady in the apron shilling insurance.
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Sometimes it looks like she's a crazy person about to pull out a gun.

 
I just saw an ad some some skin tightening cream on ESPN during the Pinstripe Bowl.
First, you’re on the wrong channel. Second, this same ad runs continuously as my wife is watching Bringing Up Bates in the morning and is annoying. I hate these commercials thinly disguised as “news”. Third, what man is going to let their daughter smear that crap on his face?

 
GroveDiesel said:
If it’s any consolation, I have a feeling you won’t be seeing any Baker Mayfield commercials next year.
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those were actually the least bothersome as they just featured a crappy QB that loses games for a team I don't like.  If that means more with the garbage characters then I want Baker to sign a long-term extension (okay actually I want him to sign a long-term extension for football reasons too).

-QG

 
Oh an Happy 2022 Jimmie Walker....

:wall:

(though at least it is an update script and has a new batch of morons saying "I checked my zip code"

-QG

 
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