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Music Draft - Rolling Stone Greatest 500 Songs Garbage List - Now with unhealthy regional pork-stuffs! (1 Viewer)
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krista4
Footballguy
Thanks! rockaction has my pick and backup. I’ll check in again later in case I come up in the 8th.
rockaction
Footballguy
Yo Mama remix is whacked. - Pharcyde interlude
simey
Footballguy
Cole aka Rat Man definitely gets motion sickness. He puked on the way to the specialist, and pooped on the way back. I took the blanket out when we got there, and let him out of the carrier in the car on the way back after he went #2. He got a great report from the Vet.
simey
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
It really pissed me off. I wanted to hear the new group everyone was talking about, and the audience wouldn't just freakin SHUT UP. I could understand why the noise before they started, but why didn't they want to hear them? Never could figure that out.
Yo Mama
Footballguy
Am I getting the second greatest song OF ALL TIME in the middle of the 7th round? Oh yeah.
Is this song the PERFECT FIT for my playlist despite being the 21st selection in the group? Oh hell yeah!!
Am I using WAY TOO MANY CAPS due to too much caffeine to get me through the day? Meh, probably.
Yo Mama selects:
#2 - Fight the Power - Public Enemy
Does this song talk trash about other top 500 artists? YEAH BOYYEEEE!!!
Elvis was a hero to most, but he
Never meant #### to me, you see, straight out
Racist—that sucker was simple and plain
Motherf&@k him and John Wayne!
Is this song the PERFECT FIT for my playlist despite being the 21st selection in the group? Oh hell yeah!!
Am I using WAY TOO MANY CAPS due to too much caffeine to get me through the day? Meh, probably.
Yo Mama selects:
#2 - Fight the Power - Public Enemy
Does this song talk trash about other top 500 artists? YEAH BOYYEEEE!!!
Elvis was a hero to most, but he
Never meant #### to me, you see, straight out
Racist—that sucker was simple and plain
Motherf&@k him and John Wayne!
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Yo Mama
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
Aren't you the bucket of cold water...
In all seriousness, I agree. But I've heard tweens in heat before. Justin Beiber concert, 2010, Hartford, CT during the World Cup. I'd been out, morning drinking during the World Cup, and as morning settled into afternoon, and afternoon late afternoon, I began to notice that the clientele there for the soccer games had...changed. Instead of a bunch of international louts yelling at assorted television screens, the night began to take a weird vibe. And I noticed, very very drunk, that filling in the crowd (like Cabaret at the end but worse) were a lot of Moms and their young, tween daughters in the place. I wondered. Later on in the night, after they'd had dinner and filed out, I asked someone what that was. "Bieber," they told me. I nodded, but later, I was to get the full Bieber effect.
As I excused myself around 10 or 11 P.M. or so for a cigarette, I stepped out into the alley. A flume of noise came bending around the corners, increasing in pitch and volume. It got louder, louder, louder until it passed. I looked at the guy next to me and asked "What the hell was that?" I'd never heard anything in pitch or determination quite so loud. "Bieber," again came the answer. They were chasing his damn car. Tweens. All crazy. Very loud.
It was then I took note and decided, for the better part of discretion, not to generalize about the average female mating sensibility, but certainly became sympathetic to certain internet claims about it. It was something out of a time capture from 1964, really, only evolution never, ever changes.
Crazy.
rockaction
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
my funny valentine ftw
ok... so for 50 years, I've apparently paired Johnny Mac with the WRONG Patti Smith. I mean, Patty Smyth. Just found this out like a matter of weeks ago and the respect the incorrect pairing had given me for him was immediately gone.
rockaction
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
This reminded me that I want to re-watch Seinfeld. I've probably watched every episode, but never start to finish.
simey
Footballguy
You can feel gas coming outcha butt. So if you smelt it, you probably also felt it.
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
I guess I'm happy and sad for you.Cole aka Rat Man definitely gets motion sickness. He puked on the way to the specialist, and pooped on the way back. I took the blanket out when we got there, and let him out of the carrier in the car on the way back after he went #2. He got a great report from the Vet.
rockaction
Footballguy
I totally missed the Seinfeld aspect of "the moops"
I always just thought, "who the hell names himself so close to the Moors or the mumps?"
Guess that answers my question.
I always just thought, "who the hell names himself so close to the Moors or the mumps?"
Guess that answers my question.
cosjobs
Footballguy
In moops defense, his turn always comes up in the early evening and he usually has plans. First night he had to get drunk. Next night he was cooking dinner for the fam. Tonight's book club night, so no telling how late he'll be. If everyone picking all day was just a tiny bit faster, he would come up late afternoon before his busy schedule.
Eephus
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
I have always heard that the one who smelt it ...dealt it.
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
He who smelt it, DEALT it. There may be all the feels, but that's not really what this is about.
Eephus
Footballguy
Manster
Footballguy
Eephus
Footballguy
Mrs. Rannous
Footballguy
simey
Footballguy
Hey, you feel it too!! I do remember correctly Whoever denied it...Replied it.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
No. This is about you guys accusing me of jacking up the spreadsheet because i joked about doing so. I didn't do it. I didn't smelt or dealt or whatever anything. The only time I jacked up the spreadsheet during this draft I somehow pasted a giant screenshot of one my monitors into a cel, and if you saw that you know I quickly fixed it.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I hope somebody picks before this devolves into a moisture content discussion.
cosjobs
Footballguy
sounds made upNo. This is about you guys accusing me of jacking up the spreadsheet because i joked about doing so. I didn't do it. I didn't smelt or dealt or whatever anything. The only time I jacked up the spreadsheet during this draft I somehow pasted a giant screenshot of one my monitors into a cel, and if you saw that you know I quickly fixed it.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
I was more focusing on the "they," looked for a picture of him, and saw that exact article.
Oof.
Yo Mama
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
I'm sorry I brought up yoga and flatulence earlier in the day. I feel like I was the boy with his thumb in the dike. Once you loosen that, everything rushes the dam battening, spilling and bubbling over, madly swirling...
okay, I'll stop.
okay, I'll stop.
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rockaction
Footballguy
And damn autocorrect. Heh if you noticed. If you didn't, let it pass.
Like ether.
Like ether.
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Chaos Commish
Footballguy
speaking of this, i started typing my speeding ticket story before getting angry again and taking a nap. it will truly /sound made up/
Ramsay Hunt Experience
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
It's like that Family Ties with the kangaroo in the living room.
Is that too esoteric? When Alex turns the house into a hotel? No?
Is that too esoteric? When Alex turns the house into a hotel? No?
Ilov80s
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
I think this stalled. the moops does not know that I was atting people that were up.
@the moops, you're up.
@the moops, you're up.
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