Unbelievably horrible reality TV thread (1 Viewer)

[McGarnicle]

Thank dog we can still watch this crap online.

 

[belljr]

No need to watch the one queued up on my dvr?

 

[(HULK)]

Guys, don't go to the wikipedia page, it spoils the last 4 episodes.

 

[belljr]

I don't get it. It's already recorded just air it.

Family guy reruns will do better?

 

[TheIronSheik]

I don't get it. It's already recorded just air it.

Family guy reruns will do better?

I agree.

 

[Brony]

meh. Probably did me a favor by yanking it.

TWSS

 

[NCCommish]

I don't get it. It's already recorded just air it.

Family guy reruns will do better?

I would bet if they are under a million viewers for this steaming pile then yes Family Guy reruns will do better.

 

[Wingnut]

I was out after episode 2 anyway. Just couldn't stomach the stupidity.

 

[Kal El]

I get that there are people who will do just about anything to be famous, but it's stuff like this that has sent television down the drain.

 

[McGarnicle]

You naysayers won't be so smug when it's revealed THAT REALLY IS PRINCE HARRY.

 

[Sarnoff]

I just skipped straight to the final episode. Then fast-forwarded through most of that to the reveal. Actually glad now I didn't waste any more time on that. Ending sucked.

 

[Wingnut]

I just skipped straight to the final episode. Then fast-forwarded through most of that to the reveal. Actually glad now I didn't waste any more time on that. Ending sucked.

So who won and what happened when she found out he's not Harry?

 

[Sarnoff]

I just skipped straight to the final episode. Then fast-forwarded through most of that to the reveal. Actually glad now I didn't waste any more time on that. Ending sucked.

So who won and what happened when she found out he's not Harry?

Spoiler

Kimberly was the girl selected. Kelley and Karina were the others in the final but he got rid of them. I did not watch the parts where he told them to leave, so I don't know how bad Kelley took it but I assume she completely broke down.

Anyway, he told Kimberly she was his choice, then said he's not really Prince Harry. He asked if she would still like to date him. She said yes. Since she did say yes, in a surprise for both her and Matt, who didn't know, the butler told them they'll split $250K as a prize. She said something about getting to know the real him or whatever.

No montage of the other girls finding out, which I was hoping for.

 

[Henry Ford]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

 

[(HULK)]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

 

[McGarnicle]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I will definitely check this out. Big fan of dumb skanks making questionable decisions.

 

[Henry Ford]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

Paradise Hotel was a bunch of 20-something losers (half men, half women) in a catered alcohol-fueled fantasy resort voting each other off to have one person remain and win (survivor style.)

Escape Club is this same concept, and the winner gets a full year all-expense-paid vacation. All of the men and women have decided to use sex appeal to get other people on their sides. Which means it's just a drunken skeeze-off.

Episode 1, half of them have started making out and sleeping in beds with the opposite sex.

 

[El Floppo]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

the wife sent an audition video to Temptation Island for the 1st season (and a bunch of other reality shows while we were still dating). Producers wanted us to come to some kind of meeting for something or other... but I found out and nixed it. We found out later that our good friend was friends with one of the producers (unbeknownst to either of them)... and she mentioned that they really wanted us to be on the show- IIRC, as something different from the other cast members. We watched the first couple episodes... ... we were definitely somethign different than the other cast members. Thank baby buddha we didn't go on that.

 

[McGarnicle]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

Paradise Hotel was a bunch of 20-something losers (half men, half women) in a catered alcohol-fueled fantasy resort voting each other off to have one person remain and win (survivor style.)

Escape Club is this same concept, and the winner gets a full year all-expense-paid vacation. All of the men and women have decided to use sex appeal to get other people on their sides. Which means it's just a drunken skeeze-off.

Episode 1, half of them have started making out and sleeping in beds with the opposite sex.

Has a porn channel gotten around to producing something like this yet? Seems like the concept lends itself perfectly to hardcore. That would be truly epic.

 

[El Floppo]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

Paradise Hotel was a bunch of 20-something losers (half men, half women) in a catered alcohol-fueled fantasy resort voting each other off to have one person remain and win (survivor style.)

Escape Club is this same concept, and the winner gets a full year all-expense-paid vacation. All of the men and women have decided to use sex appeal to get other people on their sides. Which means it's just a drunken skeeze-off.

Episode 1, half of them have started making out and sleeping in beds with the opposite sex.

Has a porn channel gotten around to producing something like this yet? Seems like the concept lends itself perfectly to hardcore. That would be truly epic.

"amateurs", or porn stars?

the idea is genius, but maybe a bit too expensive?

 

[Henry Ford]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

Paradise Hotel was a bunch of 20-something losers (half men, half women) in a catered alcohol-fueled fantasy resort voting each other off to have one person remain and win (survivor style.)

Escape Club is this same concept, and the winner gets a full year all-expense-paid vacation. All of the men and women have decided to use sex appeal to get other people on their sides. Which means it's just a drunken skeeze-off.

Episode 1, half of them have started making out and sleeping in beds with the opposite sex.

Has a porn channel gotten around to producing something like this yet? Seems like the concept lends itself perfectly to hardcore. That would be truly epic.

I believe "The Sex Factor" will be better than that.

 

[Henry Ford]

If Sheik is agreeable, maybe we could change this to be the "unbelievably horrible reality TV thread" now that I Wanna Marry Harry is officially over.

 

[McGarnicle]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

Paradise Hotel was a bunch of 20-something losers (half men, half women) in a catered alcohol-fueled fantasy resort voting each other off to have one person remain and win (survivor style.)

Escape Club is this same concept, and the winner gets a full year all-expense-paid vacation. All of the men and women have decided to use sex appeal to get other people on their sides. Which means it's just a drunken skeeze-off.

Episode 1, half of them have started making out and sleeping in beds with the opposite sex.

Has a porn channel gotten around to producing something like this yet? Seems like the concept lends itself perfectly to hardcore. That would be truly epic.

"amateurs", or porn stars?

the idea is genius, but maybe a bit too expensive?

Oh amateurs 100%. Maybe aspiring porn stars, but not the heavily tattooed/pierced types with big flappy labia. The 18-22 set, still somewhat naïve but looking to get nuts for 6 weeks.

 

[Sarnoff]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Are you watching Escape Club? It's definitely Paradise Hotel. Watched episode one tonight and it is spectacular.

I remember Temptation Island. What are these other ones? Same premise?

Paradise Hotel was a bunch of 20-something losers (half men, half women) in a catered alcohol-fueled fantasy resort voting each other off to have one person remain and win (survivor style.)

Escape Club is this same concept, and the winner gets a full year all-expense-paid vacation. All of the men and women have decided to use sex appeal to get other people on their sides. Which means it's just a drunken skeeze-off.

Episode 1, half of them have started making out and sleeping in beds with the opposite sex.

Has a porn channel gotten around to producing something like this yet? Seems like the concept lends itself perfectly to hardcore. That would be truly epic.

In my younger days, when I needed the money, I may have pitched a few ideas similar to this to some producers...

 

[Insein]

Just make a Joe schmoe where all the people think theyre pranking joe and act a certain way but Joe is actually he one in on the real goal which is to get the actors to break from their acting. True Reality!

 

[josefrees]

Here is a really good piece on how terrible the people behind the reality tv camera are treated

http://gawker.com/a-twisted-industry-reality-tv-workers-are-really-fed-1601137605

 

[Chemical X]

i kinda liked the midget bachelor. we need more shows centered around cooking.

 

[Henry Ford]

Hooray! Thank you, Sheik!

 

[NCCommish]

Here is a really good piece on how terrible the people behind the reality tv camera are treated

http://gawker.com/a-twisted-industry-reality-tv-workers-are-really-fed-1601137605

I just assumed the workers were union. Those conditions are terrible.

 

[Sarnoff]

Here is a really good piece on how terrible the people behind the reality tv camera are treated

http://gawker.com/a-twisted-industry-reality-tv-workers-are-really-fed-1601137605

I just assumed the workers were union. Those conditions are terrible.

This follow up is good: The Temptation Island Hurricane

 

[TheIronSheik]

Hooray! Thank you, Sheik!

 

[Henry Ford]

Watching Last Comic Standing last night - unbelievable sets. Joe Machi was amazing.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Watching Last Comic Standing last night - unbelievable sets. Joe Machi was amazing.

I like the new format this season where they don't force us to watch bad sets in the beginning.

 

[Foosball God]

Here is a really good piece on how terrible the people behind the reality tv camera are treated

http://gawker.com/a-twisted-industry-reality-tv-workers-are-really-fed-1601137605

I just assumed the workers were union. Those conditions are terrible.

This follow up is good: The Temptation Island Hurricane

Bunch of whiners imo.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

And Fox really needs to get back to churning out more of these reprehensible shows like they used to, like Paradise Hotel and Temptation Island.

Paradise Hotel was one of my favorite horrible shows ever.

What was that chick's name that used man boobs and then at the end of the show didn't give him any money. She sure turned out to be a #####.

 

[Brony]

Here is a really good piece on how terrible the people behind the reality tv camera are treated

http://gawker.com/a-twisted-industry-reality-tv-workers-are-really-fed-1601137605

poor guys.

 

[The Commish]

Watching Last Comic Standing last night - unbelievable sets. Joe Machi was amazing.

First time I've ever watched this show before. I couldn't get past the presentation on that dude. That said, there was some funny #### in the competition part going through Universal.

 

[Henry Ford]

Watching Last Comic Standing last night - unbelievable sets. Joe Machi was amazing.

First time I've ever watched this show before. I couldn't get past the presentation on that dude. That said, there was some funny #### in the competition part going through Universal.

His previous sets have been fantastic. He has a whole bit on "the n word" that killed it during auditions.

 

[The Commish]

Watching Last Comic Standing last night - unbelievable sets. Joe Machi was amazing.

First time I've ever watched this show before. I couldn't get past the presentation on that dude. That said, there was some funny #### in the competition part going through Universal.

His previous sets have been fantastic. He has a whole bit on "the n word" that killed it during auditions.

Oh, I'm sure he's funny...I just felt like I was watching a ventriloquist dummy with his mannerisms etc.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

I love Wipeout. Big red balls are hilarious.

 

[El Floppo]

Watching Last Comic Standing last night - unbelievable sets. Joe Machi was amazing.

First time I've ever watched this show before. I couldn't get past the presentation on that dude. That said, there was some funny #### in the competition part going through Universal.

His previous sets have been fantastic. He has a whole bit on "the n word" that killed it during auditions.

Oh, I'm sure he's funny...I just felt like I was watching a ventriloquist dummy with his mannerisms etc.

agree.

I usually prefer a more natural, low-key presentation like the guy who lost... but yeah- the Machi guy still killed it.

roasting Gilbert Godfried next week should be right in his wheel-house.

 

[Henry Ford]

Watching Last Comic Standing last night - unbelievable sets. Joe Machi was amazing.

First time I've ever watched this show before. I couldn't get past the presentation on that dude. That said, there was some funny #### in the competition part going through Universal.

His previous sets have been fantastic. He has a whole bit on "the n word" that killed it during auditions.

Oh, I'm sure he's funny...I just felt like I was watching a ventriloquist dummy with his mannerisms etc.

agree.

I usually prefer a more natural, low-key presentation like the guy who lost... but yeah- the Machi guy still killed it.

roasting Gilbert Godfried next week should be right in his wheel-house.

His last joke last night had me rolling.

Vague paraphrase:

Spoiler

I haven't talked about gun control yet. People ask me "what would the founding fathers say about gun control?"

To that I say "if you asked the founding fathers about gun control, I think what they'd say is - what's all this I hear about women getting to vote?

And who is that in the White House?

Is that one of Thomas Jefferson's kids?"

 

[McGarnicle]

Very highly recommend Dating Naked on VH1. The three I've watched so far have been awesome. Available on demand on DirecTV.

 

[Henry Ford]

Very highly recommend Dating Naked on VH1. The three I've watched so far have been awesome. Available on demand on DirecTV.

I only enjoy this show when I'm drunk.

 

[Pop Tart]

I didn't read the whole thread so if this has been posted already, my apologies.

This was one of the best Reality Shows ever, and this link is one of the best performances ever.

 

[(HULK)]

I didn't read the whole thread so if this has been posted already, my apologies.

This was one of the best Reality Shows ever, and this link is one of the best performances ever.

Why are they clapping for him? Was it a gag?

FYI, for those interested Bachelor in Paradise spins up tonight. Should be a trainwreck.

 

[butcher boy]

Very highly recommend Dating Naked on VH1. The three I've watched so far have been awesome. Available on demand on DirecTV.

Yes but I wanted to punch that WeeWee chick in the ####.

 

[McGarnicle]

Very highly recommend Dating Naked on VH1. The three I've watched so far have been awesome. Available on demand on DirecTV.

Yes but I wanted to punch that WeeWee chick in the ####.

I like how each episode has at least one screwball to keep things interesting.

 

[krista4]

Just seeing this thread for the first time. Joe Schmoe's first season and Temptation Island fan here. Somehow I missed Paradise Hotel as well as the Harry show (not too broken up about the latter). Looking forward to the Bachelor in Paradise premiere tonight. What is the premise of the Dating Naked show?

 

[McGarnicle]

Just seeing this thread for the first time. Joe Schmoe's first season and Temptation Island fan here. Somehow I missed Paradise Hotel as well as the Harry show (not too broken up about the latter). Looking forward to the Bachelor in Paradise premiere tonight. What is the premise of the Dating Naked show?

It's set on a tropical nudist island resort. A guy and a girl go on a date completely nude, then they each date two other people on consecutive days. After each date they meet for dinner and drinks by the pool, fully clothed, then usually they get ####faced drunk and the clothes come off again. Where it gets interesting is at these pool parties because everyone is there -- not just the two pairs who went on dates that day, but the previous nights' dates too. So it's a situation designed to breed jealousy and multiple hookups. At the end of the show, everyone is brought together again and the main guy and girl each decide who they would like to continue dating. But in many cases they live far apart so they probably just bang and then fly home.