Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
You know, I have never had a name for my privates. I know a lot of guys do - never liked it.Arrrrr... Call your privates what, matey?
Had a girl once that wanted to call it "Charlie." She thought it was cute to be able to ask me how Charlie was doing in front of mixed company and adults (we were 18/19). My grandfather was named Charlie ...never felt right.
I dumped her.