They're both drowning, you can save only one... (2 Viewers)

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Posted picture of a dog: 

 

[The Iguana]

Even given the proliferation of pit bulls?  Maybe we could have a pit bull exception?  I would save the dog unless it was a pit bull.

Wait, if we start qualifying matters and creating exceptions then we go down a slippery slope. Next someone will have the hot chick in yoga pants addendum where she get saved over any dog. 

it's "your dog" vs "random stranger" so not sure you need a breed exception - you probably aren't owning a pit if it will sway your vote in the matter. "random dog" vs "random stranger" is a totally different discussion.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

it's "your dog" vs "random stranger" so not sure you need a breed exception - you probably aren't owning a pit if it will sway your vote in the matter. "random dog" vs "random stranger" is a totally different discussion.

So it is.  I had forgotten the original question.

 

[Ned]

Honestly, at in 2019 and beyond, if the choice was a human or a ham sandwich, I'd save the ham sandwich.  And I'm not supposed to eat pork.

I'd save this ham sandwich.

 

[Don't Noonan]

This thread still pisses me off.  Those of you voting dog had better be joking or else your heart is as hard as a rock.

For every person that's wronged you or that you just don't like there are hundreds of other people who are good and deserve to live.  While a dog can be a great companion that can never compare to a father, son, daughter, mother, sister, brother, wife, husband or any other person who is of great value to you.  Imagine someone letting your loved one die because they wanted to save their five year old Saint Bernard who growls at strangers.  When the shoe was on the other foot this poll seems like a bunch of stupidity.

I get loving your dog as I am a dog owner too.   I understand it would be a horrible decision to make.  However, I don't get the joy people seem to get saying they would let another human die.  Pretty disgusting.

 

[SwampDawg]

I get loving your dog as I am a dog owner too.   I understand it would be a horrible decision to make.  However, I don't get the joy people seem to get saying they would let another human die.  Pretty disgusting.

I love my dog, I literally dislike at least 50% of people.

 

[Don't Noonan]

I love my dog, I literally dislike at least 50% of people.

We are talking about a stranger

 

[dkp993]

We are talking about a stranger

Well then, I dislike 100% of strangers.   

 

[TheIronSheik]

I hate 100% of strangers. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Honestly, at in 2019 and beyond, if the choice was a human or a ham sandwich, I'd save the ham sandwich.  And I'm not supposed to eat pork.

Some ham sandwiches can be pretty good.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Some ham sandwiches can be pretty good.

I have an urge to eat one right now.  I like mine with swiss cheese, spicy brown mustard, and caramelized onions on Russian Rye.  For no particular reason I call it a Ned.

 

[Don't Noonan]

Well then, I dislike 100% of strangers.   

I don't believe that

 

[dkp993]

I don't believe that

Depends on the day.  Lol

 

[bostonfred]

Posted picture of a dog: 

Edited 4 hours ago by Ditkaless Wonders
I just noticed the violation of TOS. Shocked

Was this it?

 

[Politician Spock]

Some days, the best part of my day was a good ham sandwich. 

 

[Chaz McNulty]

I love my dog, I literally dislike at least 50% of people.

And you would have no issue with a stranger saving their dog over your friend/child/mother/father/sibling/etc.?

 

[chet]

cold hearted #####es at otis' purse forum

Dog 3 100.00%

Stranger 0 0%

Voters: 3. You have already voted on this poll

I think the gals over at the Purse Forum axed this thread.  @Otis what are some hot topics over there?

 

[SWC]

i hear you about ham sandwiches but is a hot dog a sandwich or what take that to the bank brohans 

 

[Psychopav]

I'd save my dog  510

I want you to know I'd still save all you guys over the dog.

 

[Angry Beavers]

I would save my dog and it would not be close.............

I would likely even save a strange dog over a strange person.. and that is only somewhat closer....

where is gets trickier is if it is someone know or love... then of course I need to save them.... unless they are a jerkface, in which case, I still save the dog

Moral of the story:  Don't be a jerkface

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I would save my dog and it would not be close.............

I would likely even save a strange dog over a strange person.. and that is only somewhat closer....

where is gets trickier is if it is someone know or love... then of course I need to save them.... unless they are a jerkface, in which case, I still save the dog

Moral of the story:  Don't be a jerkface

It's an even harder decision to make when your dog is also a jerkface.

 

[perbach]

Save the dog (doesn't necessarily have to be mine even).  

 

[perbach]

Should start this poll over.   A lot has changed since 2004 and the value of human life has changed significantly.   We see it everyday.

 

[Angry Beavers]

It's an even harder decision to make when your dog is also a jerkface.

You shut your whoremouth right now! No chance my dog is a jerkface. The cat on the other hand is a completely different story. 

 

[HERBERT THE HIPPO]

You shut your whoremouth right now! No chance my dog is a jerkface. The cat on the other hand is a completely different story. 

couldn't find the laughing so hard I can't breathe emoji.

 

[DaVinci]

Lady Gaga would obviously vote “dog”. $500K reward for the return of her dogs; $0 for catching the people who shot her dog walker.